Director Leo: I am awesome...not. I just don't want to write on my longer stories, so i wrote this production!
Laxus: Lazy ass... and anyway back to warnings. This is listed as rated T but it implies rated M. You have been warned.
Director Leo: I also do NOT own the Fairy Tail cast even if they are servants in my plays.
Laxus: Are you deprived or something?
(Edit: 10/30/2018 Hey look I'm still procrastinating what two years later?)
Levy walked up to Team Natsu's table with as much confidence as she could. While she knew and loved Team Natsu, they made her slightly nervous. They were basically the cool kids in the guild. They didn't hold it over anyone's' head they still gave off the unapproachable aura when they were together. That's why she liked hanging out with Lucy when she was alone. Levi could actually relax instead of trying to appear tougher then she was to impress the whole team.
But that was were the problem was. Lucy's just been...gone. Usually after missions Levy and Lucy would spend some time catching up and have a smoothy to relax. For the past couple of months her time with Lucy has been cut down to seeing her pass by with a quick hello and goodbye. That was not acceptable! Levi was going to get to the bottom of this! So she grabbed Gajeel, for back up, and confronted Team Natsu.
"Ne….Where is Lu-chan?"
Natsu blinked, and sat up. Now that he thought about it….where the hell was she? They just got back from a month long mission, she should have been at the bar complaining to Mira. She should be here next to him complaining about her sore muscles or even fighting with Happy. He would be sitting off to the side snickering to himself as she practically frothed at the mouth. That's how it should be, but…
His black eyes shifted over to the bar. She wasn't there. His eyes slide next to the empty spot next to him. She wasn't there either. He didn't like that. Not one bit.
"I…don't know….Gray? Erza?" Natsu scratched his head as he looked to his teammates.
Erza's eyes got wide, her fork bending in her hand,making Wendy start panicking. "Where did our Lucy go?"
"…..Don't look at me Natsu, I haven't seen Luce since we got back. Besides if anyone should know, you should Flame-brain." His broad shoulders shrugged from where he sat a crossed Natsu. His back leaning heavily against the backrest; his head bandaged with a speck of blood coming through the pristine white. Natsu's smile wavered a little remembering how he got thrown a crossed the room smacking against a stone wall. It was a difficult mission.
"Aye, Natsu is attached to her at the hip!" The blue cat snickered from where he was sitting on the table with Carla and Pantherlilly.
"HEY!" Natsu shouted out from his thinking haze. He really shouldn't think… it hurts his brain. "I'm not attached to her!" He really wasn't he just liked to be around her. Lucy's smile made everything better. Realizing she wasn't here made his chest hurt.
"Um….Natsu you kind of are…." Pantherlilly rubbed the back of his head from where he sat. Natsu scowled as he looked at the black cat. He was not attached to Lucy.
"NO-"
"Maaa, Natsu it's true." Lisanna came to the table with her sister, "I asked if you wanted to help me move the new stock of rum from the back, and you literally dragged Lucy with you." Her cheeks puffed up like she was annoyed with something, what is was, Natsu had no idea. And he only brought Lucy along because she looked lonely sitting by herself.
Mira nodded as she sat down a tray of fish in front of him, "Hehe, I remember that! Oh oh, remember when you asked if he wanted to walk you home?" Mira's eyes started to sparkle, as she clapped her hands in front of her.
Happy didn't need an invitation as he stuffed his face with the fish Mira sat down, ("Happy that was Natsu's!" "Sorry Natsu~…"), "OH~! I remember that one! Natsu dragged Lucy all the way to Fairy Hill, just to back track to the guild, then to Lucy's~!" Natsu remembered. He remembered the Lucy lived further away and it was getting dark so he had to make sure Lucy got home safe too.
"Or that one time you had to change out of your bathing suit, and dragged her into the men's locker room? GIHI, Bunny's face was so~ red." Gajeel crossed his arms over his chest as he got a thought look on his face. "I didn't know she could kick people THAT hard." Natsu didn't like the way Laxus was looking at her, Natsu puffed his cheeks up, so he took Lucy out of site.
"Mmmm, now that I think about it, when I asked Lucy to buy Strawberry cake with me Natsu followed." Erza twirled her fork around her fingers as she stared down at her have eaten cake in front of her. Natsu wanted cake too.
"I went to the Library with Lucy and once we came out Natsu was there!" Levy grumbled,"He nearly burnt it down." He wanted to see why Lucy liked books so much.
"I asked Lucy help me get my clothes from Juvia, Natsu was the one to hold Juvia down." Gray lifted his hand to his chin.
"I asked Lucy to help me fill orders at the bar and Natsu was under foot." Mira looked at her sister, "Remember that? Lucy saved more mugs lives that day then another in this guild's history."
"I asked Lucy to time me how long I could hold my original, bigger form, Natsu was sitting at her feet like a dog." Pantherlilly chuckled. He had to fight Natsu everything he even got to his bigger form.
"OKAY I GET IT!" Natsu jumped up, face pulled up in horror, "But I REALLY don-"
"Hey have you seen Laxus?" The Raijinshuu popped out from behind the crowd forming around Team Natsu.
"No, why would we? We're just about to go search for Lucy though." Gray asked putting his hands into his pockets…tried to anyway…"God damn it, JUVIA!"
Bickslow stuck out his tongue, "Because every time he disappears so does Cosplayer. Haven't you guys noticed?"
"HUH?!" The group gaped.
Evergreen pushed up her glasses, "It's true….every time Team Natsu comes back, Laxus vanishes, and then not ten minutes later so does Luce-chan."
Mira blinked, "Luce-chan?" When did Evergreen start calling Lucy that?
"Hai, Mira. Ever started to use that name after Lucy-sama went shopping with her." Freed grunted,his face pinched as he looked over at his female teammate. Natsu didn't know Lucy went shopping with Evergreen.
"At least it's more dignifying than COSPLAYER." Evergreen growled. Bickslow flipped her off.
"THAT'S IRRELEVANT!"
"HOW?!"
"IT'S BICKSLOW." Freed huffed, "Besides,you aren't as close to Lucy-sama as I am. We have bonded over the ways of literature beauty!"
"OH HOH~! Well…."
"There they go again." Bickslow grunted shaking his head as his babies sang "AGAIN! AGAIN!" around his head. He really wondered about his teammates sometimes...it's hard being the only sane one of the group.
'What do you mean?" Erza asked as everyone stared as the two Raijinshuu members argued over who has more rights with Lucy. Natsu tightened his fists until his knuckles were white. They don't get to fight over was HIS friend.
"They always do this until Cosplayer calms them down or Laxus fries them...fuckin' hurts." He rubbed the back of his helmet in an unusual sober manner, for Bickslow at least.
Levy who was quiet since the beginning suddenly spoke up, "Now that I think about it…..when did the Raijinshuu start to hang out with Lu-chan?"
Bickslow grinned, "It was a couple days after Laxus was kicked out…why?"
Natsu gapped, "HOW? I never have seen her with you guys!" He didn't like this. He knew everything about Lucy. She was his best friend.
"….Dude….you pass out when you come back to the guild. I'm surprised none of you knew this… she's at our table almost everyday…." No, he remembers. He's always sober enough to keep an eye on Lucy,at least he thought so.
"WHAT!?" Erza dropped her fork.
Freed grunted as Evergreen sat on top of him and pulled at his hair, "We even went on a few mission together."
"Yea' it wasssss lassss' wee' w'en we wen' lassssss'." Evergreen spoke around Freed's foot. Slurring her "Yeah it was last week when we went last" in to a sloppy mess.
"Wha'-how didn't we know!?' Gray slapped his has on to the table.
Bickslow stuck his tongue out and leaned onto the table, "Natsu was passed out, Erza went for council business, Grey went with Juvia for something, Levy and Gajeel went on a mission, and Mira and Lisanna were freaking out over Natsu because he passed out while eating. Afraid he'd choke or somethin'…hey guys you okay?" He looked down at his feet. They melted into puddles….
"WE LEFT LUCY ALL ALONE!"
"Um….we were with Lulu-sama-wait don't! IT'S A COLLECTABLE! LULU-SAMA!" Freed yelled as Evergreen pulled out his favorite book and match. Lucy wasn't there to save him.
Natsu felt guilt eat away at his didn't like it.
"You hear that."Lucy asked pulling away, looking over at the guild from the window. Her face flushed and lips puffy.
"No…" He mumbled against her neck nipping it, and leaving little red marks in his wake.
Lucy looked down at him and raised her eyebrow as he moved down her collar bone.
"I swear I heard Freed…"
"Forget him Blondie! We are in the middle of something!" He grunted lifting her higher against the wall. His large hands encompassing her thighs.
"Hmmm… you know they could be talking about us~!"
"Don't care!"
"You sure? They might come barging in~."
"I locked the door." He deadpanned
Freed wept on the floor as Bickslow tried to comfort him.
"So anyway we thought you know where she is since we think she's with Laxus." Evergreen flipped her hair.
"Um…we don't know, AND WHY WOULD SHE BE WITH?!" Levy whined, worrying her hands.
Evergreen started.
Freed stopped crying.
Bickslow broke out in hysterical laughter.
"What's so funny, gihi."
The Raijinshuu stopped and started to fidget.
"Answer, now." Erza glared bending her fork until it made a perfect outline of her thumb that she just picked up.
"Well…" Evergreen rubbed her neck and looked up.
"Laxus is kind of…" Freed twitched and turned red.
"Oh for crying out loud," Bickslow crossed his arms, "You people are blind!"
"What do you mean?" Happy pulled fish bones out of his teeth.
"Laxus has a thing for Cosplayer."
Levy screamed.
Natsu felt like gravity stopped.
Laxus grunted as he pulled her closer to him. "Uh…did you hear screaming?"
"Ah….no?"
"I'm serious it sound like a girl…" Laxus grunted as she nipped his ear, and ran her hands in his hair making it wilder and spike more. Like it was frizzed with light sparks of electricity.
"…if we heard it, it was just someone at the guild... they always … do something crazy…don't worry…"
"Oh and this is coming from little miss.-"
"Laxus, what did you say? We're in the middle of something? ..." She whispered in his ear as she licked the shell.
"Ahhh…nevermind.."
"That's what I thought."
Levy gurgled as Gejeel held her from falling on the ground.
Natsu tripped over the table and tumbled into Gray, tipping the table over and spilling Erza's cake everywhere.
Erza so shell shocked, didn't notice. Frozen into oblivion.
Mira and Lisanna were holding each other for dear life.
The Raijinshuu stared,
Mira squeaked, "Yeah! I was wondering when it would happen!"
"What Mira-nee!" Lisanna squealed.
"Laxus' first crush! GEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Oh! GEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"W-w-what d-d-d-do you m-m-m-m-mean!? L-lu-chan is t-to-too sweet!"
"Exactly, Pipsqueak. Opposites attract?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Erza shreaked, "I WILL NOT LOSE MY SISTER!"
Natsu passed out from shock and knocking into Grey. The poor boy never saw Natsu's head coming, fell down passed out under Natsu.
"If they think this is shocking, wait till you tell them Lulu-sama has a thing for Laxus-sama as well…" Bickslow grunted un-aware of his team mates glaring ("You idiot! They'll plow a fuse!" "Bickslow…don't kill them…").
"WHAT!?"
"Oops."
Lucy grunted as Laxus moved down and stopped. "Okay I know I'm not hearing things…"
Lucy pulled herself up onto her elbow on laxus's bed, "…Laxus…"
"Yeah?"
"…Bickslow probably told."
"How in the hell do you know that?" Laxus asked pulling her skirt down.
"How do you not?"
"Point."
"…Why haven't we told them already?" Lucy ruffled her hand in his hair.
Laxus grunted as he throw the skirt in his hands onto the floor, "Because it would get back to Gramps, and you know how he is."
"Yeah…didn't he get you really drunk and lock you in a room with Mira? I think I heard him grumble out great grand kids…"
"I don't want to talk about it."
"You sure~?"
"Yes, I'm already scared for life…don't make me relive it."
Director Leo: As of now this is a one shot, nothin' more...might add more not sure...
Laxus: i actually liked this one.
Director Leo: perv.
Laxus: ...
Director Leo: Anyway, this is where i go stripe and run around naked begging for reveiws
Laxus; Dumb ass
Director Leo: I know but... I NEED REVIEWS!
Laxus: Review whore
Director Leo: Yes, yes I am.
(Still procrastinating….. )
