Once upon there was a girl named Molly who loved writing fanfiction. She adored writing South Park yaoi and somehow managed to write stories while having an actual life. Anyway, this wonderful author was turning 16 soon. She was excited, oh so excited, but somehow got through school without ripping her hair out in anticipated frustration. She wanted to write something extra special to celebrate her birthday, but couldn't think of what. A Creek? No, it didn't seem enough. Maybe another poem? Naw, no one read them.

Then it came to her;
CHARACTER PARTY!

She was ecstatic! She would make a collection of short stories, probably drabbles, every day until her birthday! People would read it and bow at her feet when May 7th came! "OH MOLLY," they'd grovel, "YOUR WRITING AWES US. WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH WE SHALL MAKE YOU AN AWESOME ONESHOT FOR YER BIRTHDAY."

Yup. It would so work.

So, she got to work, but ended up only typing a shitty intro—oh look, you're reading it! Well, guess what, it's all true. If you hadn't already guessed it (man, if you haven't, you need to buy a new brain. Go to Oz. :D) I'm Molly. And yes, on May 7th I'm turning 16. I'm pretty happy about it.

So, darling fans (hurhur, I say that as if I actually have fans) I decided to make a count-down collection! Ths'right, every day up until my birthday I'm making short oneshots/drabbles from South Park, relevant to something that happened to me that day. And on my birthday, I'll post another mini-intermission and shiz.

Oh, and you'll all grovel at my feet and write me a birthday oneshot.

Right?

RIGHT?

DON'T YOU LOOOOOVE ME!? D:

Ahemm. Anyway. The countdown will begin tomorrow! Look forward to it, guyz! :D

PEACE OUT.

(omg btw, the countdown meter will be at the end of every drabble/oneshot. c:)


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