This is another absurd world story by Finny and me. Though it includes a character of the book "Twilight" by Stephenie Meyer it's close connected to FF7...Sephiroth has his special appereance! So enjoy a lot of randomness!
Thanks to Wolfi for beta reading and thanks to Sephiroth for not killing Finny and me for that story! grins I'm glad you have humor...!
Oh...and greetings to Leandra!
Disclaimer: We do not own Edward Cullen and Sephiroth. They unfortunately belong to Stephenie Meyer and Squarenix . At least officially...;)
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Another really absurd day...
An new evening has just began. Finny and
Ver are chatting like every other day and are both yet daydreaming
again as every other day. Finny is thinking about teasing Edward with
the all-too-famous cookies and Ver is thinking about conquering the
world with the villain of Final Fantasy 7- Sephiroth.
"You know
what?" Finny suddenly asks.
"What?"
"I wish our dreams
could come true."
"I wish that, too."
And you still
remember where the adventures of the two girls take place? Yes,
that's right. All is happening in the famous absurd world were
really everything is possible!
Ver looks up, grinning.
"Finny,
get the superplane started and pick me up here. We will have a really
super cool evening with the two guys!!!"
Finny joins Ver's
grinning and starts searching the keys for the superplane.
10
minutes later she's ringing Ver's doorbell and the two crazy and
obsessed girls rush of to kidnap poor Edward Cullen again from his
hometown Forks. As both girls are already used to it, it doesn't
take them very long, especially because Edward always joins them
gladly because he knows that the evening will be fun. So the three of
them are in the superplane again when Finny asks Ver:
"Say, do
you actually know where Sephiroth lives?"
Ver blushes
immediately and makes a weird sound.
Edward looks at the two
girls in a very suspicious way.
"Who is Sephiroth?"
This
question makes Ver freak out. How can someone not know Sephiroth? She
grabs Edward and pulls him to the superplane internet pole and makes
him Google.
"So where do we have to go to pick him up?"
Finny asks again impatiently as she wants the evening to begin.
"MIDGAR!" Ver squeals suddenly and though this city doesn't
really exist on the planet called "Earth" the navigation system
of the superplane manages to find the town which was halfway
destroyed by Sephiroth's meteor. You know – everything is
possible.
As soon as Finny has landed the plane Ver jumps out and
starts yelling "SEPHIROTH!!!!!" with a very excited voice.
The
poor Ex-General who only had talked to Ver via internet before seems
now to be shocked when he comes out of his house and finds himself
hugged half to death by Ver.
Edward, who has slowly left the
plane is now staring at the scene and shooting glares at the silver
haired man who tries to breath. Finny notices Edward's glare and
tips him on his shoulder.
"Edward, don't worry. See, Ver is
happy and well...let us enjoy this evening!"
Edward looks at
her, his face is softening again and with a deep velvet voice he
whispers right into Finny's ear.
"Sure, darling. So you will have to distract me all the time. I don't like male company. But I adore yours."
Finny
blushes to the deepest crimson ever seen and Edward smiles at her.
While Finny is blushing her brains out, Ver is still hugging
Sephiroth. He finally gets a word out of his mouth.
"Verena!
I'm glad to see you here but would you mind not hugging me so tight?"
Ver
blushes and lets go of the man. He takes a few steps backwards and
seems to have trouble getting his thoughts back together. Edward and
Finny walk closer to Ver and Sephiroth and they all wait for him to
say something.
After a few more minutes of silence Sephiroth gets
back on track and looks at his guests.
"I would like to invite
you in for some afternoon tea."
Ver
gladly follows Sephiroth into his house shooting admiring glances at
him. They take seats in a huge living room and the host offers all
of them tea. Understandably Edward doesn't take anything and looks
upset over it. Sephiroth, however, doesn't notice this because he has
his eyes on Ver.
"Would you like some cookies?" he asks
holding up a plate of Oreos. Ver stares at him for awhile and then
faints. Sephiroth looks confused as he tries to wake Ver up.
"Why
did you faint, darling? It's not too hot for you, is it?" Ver
blushes and shakes her head.
"No it's fine. The cookies...
they're.. an inside joke."
"Oh.. So they mean something?"
Ver nods.
"What do they mean, then?"
Ver
blushes again and stuffs one of the cookies in her mouth. Sephiroth
frowns but decides to let the matter go, for now.
Finny is
already laughing and Edward has become even paler by hearing the word
"cookie".
Ver washes the cookie down with tea and turns shyly
to Sephiroth. He sees she has something to ask.
"What is it,
Verena-san?" he says with a little smile. Ver blushes yet again and
mumbles something.
"What was that? Can you say it again,
Ver?"
"Would you like to spend the evening with us?" Ver
says a bit more loudly and looks at her hands.
"I would love to
spend my evening with you, Verena" he says quietly taking her hand
in his. Ver faints in his arms.
(A/N: This is Finny writing and I don't really know what Sephiroth is like, so all of you who do, I'm sorry to make him so OOC (and British..). I would also like to remind you that this is still an absurd world, so how do we know that he isn't like that in this world...) (Ver's part again! )
Edward, who is not used to male concurrence around
him sits suspiciously on his seat and glares at Sephiroth. It's even
worse he can't drink or eat anything. Finny looks concerned when her
eyes meet Edward's, but soon she has a huge smile on her face and
searches something inside her backpack.
"Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
She squeals and takes out a thermo flask and enjoys Edward's even
more confused face. Finny's grin grows even larger when she opens it
and hands Edward a filled cup.
Edward's look suddenly lightens up a bit.
"Hey,
I can drink that!"
To her surprise Finny receives a bear hug
from the gorgeous vampire which makes her blush again.
(AN: I
guess you all know what Finny gave him – what does a vampire drink?
Alright!)
Ver and Sephiroth turn to the two of them and Finny
blushes even more because she is still hugged.
"So, what do we
want to do this evening? Any suggestions?" Ver asks, having an
almost devilish grin on her face. "Or do you want to spend this
evening alone?"
The smile that comes across Edward's face know
scares poor Finny even more than Ver's ridiculous questions.
"Um...as I think this lady wouldn't survive an evening alone
but blush to death I suggest we take the plane and have dinner
somewhere nice? What about Paris?", Edward suggests.
"Paris,
city of love!!!" The two girls scream at the same time and the two
men look at each other and shake their heads.
The four are soon
on the plane and as Ver is still weak from fainting that much Finny
has taken over the steering wheel again after she had promised Edward
more vampire tea if he lets her fly. Sephiroth has taken the seat
next to her and seems to be very interested in Finny's great
invention.
"How fast does it go?"
"Fast... Finland –
Germany not even 10 minutes."
"What happens if I press this
red button?"
Finny and Ver start screaming immediately and Ver
jumps on Sephiroth as he tries to reach the button.
"Ver?
Everything alright?"
"Um... if you don't hit this button, it
is. This is for the missiles and we are right above Tokyo."
(Finny's turn again!)
Hearing
the word missile Sephiroth gets a huge grin on his face and he turns
to Ver.
"Would it be possible for me to shoot one of those?"
Ver rolls her eyes at him and tells him to ask Finny. He directs his
gaze to Finny.
"Um... I guess you could but only if you promise
not to hurt anyone." Sephiroth nods eagerly and his eyes are
gleaming. Suddenly he notices that Ver is still sitting on him. Ver
realizes this, too and blushes very scarlet.
"Are you
comfortable there?" he asks with a gentle smile. Ver almost faints
but the plane lands at that moment so she gets distracted.
"Everyone
out! We have arrived in Paris." Finny announces and gets off her
seat. The four of them get out of the plane and stare at the
magnificent Eiffel tower.
"I thought this would be a suitable
place, don't you agree Ver?" Verena grins and nods. Edward and
Sephiroth both look puzzled.
(Ver, here you go... have fun with the restaurant.)
Eiffel tower restaurant---as high as you
can go! Ver has a huge smile on her face. "ELEVATORS!", she
squeals and rushes of pushing the button to call the elevator in a
murderous speed.
To everyone's surprise Finny has become even
more quiet than usual for a Finnish.
"Finny darling? Everything
alright?", Edward asks concerned.
Finny looks at him and
whispers.
"Elevators scare me!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Right
at that moment the door opens with a 'ping' and an excited Ver
jumps immediately into the box. Edward takes Finny's hand and
squeezes it gently.
"Don't be scared. I'll keep you safe. Evil
elevator won't hurt you."
The girl snuggles to Edward's chest during the devil machine is on its way up to the restaurant.
Entering
the restaurant all the attention is given to the four and immediately
a waitress is standing in front of them, ignoring the girls and
trying to serve the two men as good as she can. So with the vampiric
charm of Edward and the angelic appearance of Sephiroth the group
gets the best place in the restaurant with a great view over the old
city of Paris. Three of them are studying the menu while Edward is
giggling quietly.
"Edward?" Finny asks.
"Haha... just
read the thoughts of the people inside here. It is so funny! Some
think we have been to carnival with him having silver hair and me
being pale as death. Ha ha..! Oh...!" He turns to Sephiroth.
"Unfortunately I can't read the girls minds but I can
receive at least some of yours. You should choose the Mousse au
Chocolate. I've heard it is way better than Tarte au Citron."
Next
to him Finny blushes.
"Finny?"
"Just sounds so good when
you speak French...!"
Edward
smiles at her and makes her blush even more.
While Finny is
trying to get her cheeks back to their normal pale shade, Ver can't
keep her eyes off of Sephiroth. He seems amused by this attention and
stares back.
"Maybe you should order, Verena-san. Unless you're
planning to eat me?" He raises his eyebrow. Verena quickly turns
her eyes back to the menu and tries to figure out what the names
mean.
The waitress then appears staring at Edward and Sephiroth.
Edward doesn't seem to notice her but is speaking French to Finny
who's smiling blissfully. Sephiroth rolls his eyes and orders for the
whole bunch, except Edward, of course. So some boef bourgignon and
coq au vin is ordered, together with lots of Mousse au Chocolate for
all not blood suckers on the table. Sephiroth also orders wine for
him and Ver. Finny thinks for awhile and then decides to stick with
water.
The waitress leaves with a wobbly walk and Edward
chuckles.
"What is it, Edward?" Finny asks him.
"She
can't decide who she likes best, me or Sephiroth."
"Well...",
both girls start. They look at each other and burst laughing.
"It's
truly a shame that you can't read their thoughts." Sephiroth says
to Edward looking at the two girls almost falling off their chairs.
"Finny? Is there some more of that "tea" of yours?" Finny
finally manages to stop laughing.
"Yeah, but I forgot it in the
plane. I'm sorry." Edward looks extremely disappointed.
"But
don't worry, you can go hunting when we leave here, okay?"
Edward gets a malicious look in his eyes and he tilts his head to one side, grinning.
"Okay, if I get to hunt you."
Finny's eyes grow wide and she stares at Edward.
He laughs but the grin stays on his lips.
Verena has been
following this scene with a smile. She hears Sephiroth mumble
something to himself.
"What was that, Sephiroth?"
"Those
two are acting so childishly."
"Oh…"is all Ver gets out of
her mouth when the waitress comes back with their meals. Edward
immediately takes Finny's plate and begins feeding her. Sephiroth
snorts and Ver hears him mumble something that resembles "just a
bunch of kids." Verena looks at him curiously.
"Am I a child,
too?" Sephiroth looks at her for while. Ver's eyes have a sad
glance now, as she doesn't want to be called a kid, though she is
aware that she can behave really childishly.
"Well,…",he
begins his answer. "Perhaps you may be childish some time. But that
really doesn't mean I don't like it." He gives her a soft grin
and starts eating.
Finny and Edward seems to be in their own
world by that time. Finny is somewhere between blushing, squealing
happily and chewing and the grin on Edward's face certainly has
never been that immense. Nobody could ever imagine that this person
was actually and over-100-year old vampire. Ver secretly thought that
Edward might have never gotten past puberty and she is glad now he
can't read her mind. Luckily Finny is so distracted by Edward and
the delicious French food with the wine sauce, which makes her cheeks
burn red again, that she doesn't notice the waitress shooting
death-glares at her.
"Mh, I definitely could get used to
that!", she states between two spoons and earns an gorgeous grin
from the bronze-haired, godlike boy, who bends down and whispers:
"Well, actually I see no reason for not getting used to that my
darling."
Finny gulps and immediately starts coughing, her eyes,
which first grew wide because of that shocking statement, soon begin
to water and Edward immediately pats on her back.
"Finny!!!
Don't die!"
Sephiroth and Ver watch the scene again
with stunned expressions on their faces and Ver hands Finny her glass
of wine to clear her throat again. Finny, without really watching
what she's drinking, empties the whole glass and after some minutes
she begins to giggle. So does Ver as she has had some wine before.
After they had really yummy Mousse au Chocolate for dessert and
Ver had to promise to Sephiroth to get the recipe for it soon the
small group leaves the Eiffel Tower Restaurant again and the two men
help the highly amused girls down and into the superplane which is
certainly not steered my one of the females the next time.
(Finny………your part again!)
Sephiroth quickly takes the pilot's seat and
grins seeing the missile button again. Edward carries giggling Finny
to the other seat and places her on his lap. This causes her to
giggle even more and blush slightly. Ver stands next to the two seats
and looks lost. Then she gets a mischievous look in her eyes. She
jumps on Sephiroth surprising him completely. He looks like he is
going to throw her out the window of the now flying plane, but she
just giggles. With a quiet sigh Sephiroth ignores the girl and steers
the plane.
"Umm... Sephiroth? Where are we going?" Ver asks
after a few minutes. All the giggling is starting to make the silver
haired man look a bit aggravated and you never know what he is going
to do.
"Sahara." Ver stares at him.
"Why? There's
nothing but sand there."
"Finny-san said I could shoot one
missile. I'm about to hold her for that promise."
Finny doesn't even notice that her name was mentioned. She is far too comfortable sitting in Edward's lap. Edward is whispering to her ear and all Ver can hear sounds very much like French. Ver rolls her eyes at them and focuses on secretly leaning on Sephiroth. Her efforts don't go unnoticed and she sees a warm smile on his lips.
(Okay Ver, enjoy your time in Seph's lap.)
While Ver is definitely enjoying her time in
Sephiroth's lap, a soft giggling sound fills the air in the plane and
some French whispers break the silence.
"Finny,
ma chere, j'adore comment tu souris!" Finny answers with a
deep blush and snuggles closer on Edward's chest.
The superplane
is now close to Sephiroth's destination and suddenly his bright green
eyes start to shine even more as his finger gets closer to the red
button.
"Missiles!!!!" He squeals as if he was back to a
5-year-old-boy status and Ver almost has the impression that little
stars are shooting out of his eyes towards the famous button.
"Everything alright, Sensei?" She asks.
"As soon as I
hit that button everything will be perfect!" He grins and hits it.
A noise from each side of the plane can be heard and just some
seconds later two rockets are heading towards the Sahara sand.
Sephiroth has gotten up and his face is pressed against the
windshield of the plane to follow the way of the missiles.
(Finny's turn!)
Finny looks up from Edward's lap and glances
over to the exited man. She stands up and walks over to Verena.
"Is
he okay?" she whispers to the other girl and raises her eyebrow at
the man.
"I'm not sure" Ver says back and stares at him.
„Everything is perfect!" Sephiroth says and starts waltzing
with Ver. Suddenly there is music playing and Edward joins the
dancing with Finny.
Before she starts dancing, Finny activates
the autopilot so they don't crash down. She also puts in the
coordinates for a small island in the Caribbean.
(AN Ver: I just want to remind you that this is a really REALLY absurd world. So, we are aware that all we write may be OOC...but still, it's our absurd world and our silly dreams. Just enjoy it!)
Unfortunately
Finny and Ver have to realize way too soon why they usually stay away
from all that resembles to something sportive. Ver, being the klutz
that she is traps over her own feet and looses her balance. Poor
Sephiroth however didn't know the level of Ver's clumsiness before
and reacts too slow to prevent them both from falling and because of
Edward still whispering some French words to Finny while dancing the
two of them are so distracted that they don't see the other two lying
on the floor and with a huge noise and shocked exclamations there are
suddenly four persons on the floor, two of them blushing, two of them
looking extremely stunned.
Ver, whose face has become scarlet,
rubs against her head and suddenly bursts into laughers.
Edward,
who ,thanks to his vampire status, didn't get hurt, is immediately on
Finny's side again, asking her if everything is alright.
Sephiroth,
who was buried under the girls, tries to stand up again and softly
shakes his head.
„Sephiroth? Are you ok?", Ver asks
concerned, slightly afraid of Sephiroth being upset now.
To
everyone's surprise he starts laughing in a deep, soft voice.
„I
mean, you told me you were clumsy, but I never thought it was so
extreme!"
Now Edward is laughing, too and his musical laugh
almost makes Finny faint in his arms.
"Haha...well, I guess
you have never seen the two girls at Karaoke. I tell you it was the
funniest evening I ever had!"
Suddenly there is an alarming
sound in the plane and a robotic voice calls :
"Temperature too hot. Please cool down the
systems!"
You may ask what happened? In the meantime you should
know that Finny and Ver are blushing to no end and their cheeks are
burning.
(Finny!)
Sephiroth raises his eyebrow at the girls who
are starting to look like tomatoes.
"It's talking about you.
Maybe you should go take a shower or something."
At that moment, the plane lands with a loud thump
and the girls fall to the floor again. Edward quickly grabs Finny in
his arms and opens the door. They are indeed on a small island in the
Caribbean. Edward runs off to the beach and throws Finny, who is
screaming from the top of her lungs, in to the ocean. He then returns
to the plane for Ver. Sephiroth, however, has already lifted her up
and is carrying her to the waterline. Ver has now realized what is
happening to her and tries to hang on to Sephiroth without much
success. She soon joins Finny in the shallow water.
"Maybe
that'll cool them down." Edward says, standing next to Sephiroth,
who nods in agreement. Ver and Finny are sitting in the ocean,
stunned and not really grasping what had just happened. They suddenly
start laughing again. Soon water is being splashed allover and the
two girls are giggling. Sephiroth, whose silver hair is moving
quietly in the gentle breeze and Edward, whose skin is sparkling like
a thousand little diamonds, are watching this scene with a smile on
their lips.
(AN Finny: A funny note here. I just realized that Edward is taller than Sephiroth by one inch. Isn't that interesting?)
(So….here's Ver again…. )
After about half an hour splashing water at
each other and searching for beautiful shells in the sand Finny and
Ver return to the two men.
"That was fun! Although we won't
forgive you that you didn't warn us!" They state.
Edward
pinches Finny softly and grins:
"Would have been only half the fun if I had done
that!"
"Edward!" Finny tries to look a bit upset, but the
vampire, who already is used to that playful attitude gives Finny a
dazzling look with his gorgeous golden topaz-eyes.
Suddenly there
is a loud sneeze.
It's Ver, whose clothes are as wet as
Finny's, due to their little meeting with the ocean. Now a light
breeze has caught here and she's shivering all over.
"Ver,
how can you freeze? We're on a Caribbean island!", Edward asks
with surprise. The girl looks up and has a crooked smile on her face.
"Well, I think I can freeze really everywhere…!"And again
she sneezes.
Meanwhile Finny pinches Sephiroth and points towards
Ver.
(…and Ver gives the charge again to Finny…)
Sephiroth looks form Finny to Ver and back
again.
"What do you want me to do?" Finny grins.
"What
do you think? She's cold and you're a gentleman."
Sephiroth thinks for a moment and then calmly
takes his shirt off. Finny blushes and looks back at Edward. Ver
blushes even deeper than the other girl. Sephiroth doesn't seem to
notice this but walks over to her and hands the shirt over. She puts
it on and almost faints when he wraps his arms around her, too. Finny
is watching this, blushing on Ver's behalf, with Edward on her side.
He chuckles and pats Finny on the shoulder.
"Would you like a
dry shirt, too?" and without an answer from the stunned girl he
pulls off his shirt. Finny does faint but Edward catches her before
she hits the ground. He smiles down at her and puts the shirt on her.
He looks over to Sephiroth, who is still holding Ver.
"Maybe we
should call it a night. The ladies have had enough blushing and
fainting for one night." Edward says and takes Finny up to his
arms. Sephiroth does the same to the still blushing and now again
fainting Verena and they carry the girls back to the plane.
(Verena will write the rest...)
Back in the plane, where hot green tea with
lots of honey is immediately served Edward and Sephiroth take the
front seats and while Edward is checking the navigation Sephiroth is
allowed to steer the plane for a second time this evening (Edward
enjoys it as Sephiroth flies even faster than Ver usually does.).
Soon again the superplane is landing again on a huge field next to a
large grey house. Ver's home. After some minutes searching for the
key Ver finally manages to open the front door. Finny is almost
asleep in Edward's arms by now and with a huge grin on her face Ver
shows them the guest room with the huge double sized bed.
"Keep
her safe, ok?", She smiles at Edward. Finny makes a last giggle and
blushes slightly.
Meanwhile Sephiroth has taken a look around in
the house and was detected by one of Ver's cats. The little black
white devil jumps towards Sephiroth and starts purring immediately.
"Hey, Lucy, don't make me jealous!", Ver smiles tiredly as
she enters the room.
"Say, Ver, where can I sleep?", asks the
gorgeous silver haired man.
Ver blushes, points towards her bed
and faints immediately. The Sephiroth wall scroll is smiling at
Sephiroth. In the guest's room you can hear Edward's soft chuckle.
"Finny, please don't die because I sleep shirtless!"
The End
So...that's another really absurd day in Finny's and Ver's dreamworld. We hope you enjoyed it!
(Did someone count the fainting? Or the blushing? Or the fainting and blushing done at the same time?)
