Hello. This is my first story in a long time, so I hope it's good. If you'd like to make a readerxwhoever request, tell me in a review! Joker is my absolute favorite guy(s) in all of Wonderland, so I hope you enjoy it! I'll put more stuff about the requests at the bottom of this fic.

Annotation Guide

(y/n)-Your name

(h/l)-Hair length

(h/c)-Hair color

(e/c)-Eye color

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~~~~~~~~~~Black and White~~~~~~~~~~

Today started off pretty weird. Then again, it's always pretty weird in Wonderland, what with the random time changes and the fact that every person here will fall in love with you, no exceptions. Most are still pining over Alice (a sweet if a bit naive girl), but you've noticed some interested glances being shot your way from time to time. While flattering at first, now it makes you really uncomfortable. Especially around Ace. If that guy jumps you to listen to your heart and possibly rape you one more FREAKING TIME-

But back on topic. It was a weird morning, which matched the rest of Wonderlands weirdness, and truth be told you were getting sick of it. All you wanted was a bit of normalcy, time with people that weren't contemplating jumping your bones, was that too much to ask? You didn't think so. And Alice didn't count, since she was practically attached to the asshole Bloods hip. Call you a slut huh? You'll show him who's boss one of these days… Anyways…

You decided to go on a walk, just to be by yourself. You packed a few sandwiches, and set off into the woods. In hindsight, that wasn't your best plan. As you walked along, you noticed the trees getting thicker around you. Worried you'd get your (h/l) (h/c) caught in the branches, you ducked down, squinting your (e/c) eyes against the onslaught of leaves. Unfortunately, due to this eye-squinting, you didn't notice that you were coming to a large drop off till you were tumbling down it. You screamed, and hit the all-of-a-sudden extremely close ground with a hard THUD. Your vision tunneled, and just before you drifted off into the land of darkness and dreams, you blearily noticed the trees had multicolored signs on them.

~~~~~~~~~~White and Black~~~~~~~~~~

You slowly drifted back into the world of the waking, and your vision was assaulted with a red haired clown smiling beatifically down at you. It was Joker, White to be specific. His presence didn't help your headache one freaking bit. I mean, he's handsome, and nice, and has a dark side which is kinda sexy, but you went on your walk to get away from the weirdness. It's just your luck that you'd end up with one of the weirdest roleholders in Wonderland.

"Ah, it seems our little foreigner has come to! How are you feeling (y/n) dear?"

"Let's hope she's not fucking brain damaged. The slut had barely any shitty brain cells to begin with!"

Ah, there was Black, standing off to the side. You giggle despite yourself. Black was just too funny. Now, one may wonder why you find Black cussing you out hilarious, but Blood calling you names infuriating. It was an easy answer. Blood means it in the worst way possible, he wants you to be hurt and to feel insecure about yourself. Black was just a troll. A really funny, handsome, buff troll. So you were very cool with him. Nudge nudge wink wink.

"Awww Black, you admit I have brain cells! That could be misconstrued as a compliment! I'm so proud of you! And yes, I'm fine White. Thanks for taking care of me! Umm" You look around, not recognizing the luxurious stone room. "Where am I?"

White laughs as Black fumes, grumbling that whatever brain cells you had were so fucking shitty that it didn't matter whether you had them or not.

"It was no trouble dear. As for where you are, this is Blacks room in the prison."

You raise one eyebrow in surprise. Black has taste?! Le gasp! Then again, White has taste, and aren't they just two versions of one Joker, the only difference being how they express themselves? You think that's how they explained it to you. Uhggg, thinking about it too hard makes your head throb painfully. You sit up and clutch at your head, a grimace marring your pretty face.

"Oh my! You must have hit your head harder than we thought! Why don't you just rest here for a while, till your head feels better?"

You are tempted at the offer, but you see the gleam of something dark in the pair's eyes. As much as you like them, and you do like them, you know they are the very definition of dangerous. And while being dangerous adds to their dark charm, you're already injured. No need to get locked in some dank cell somewhere in the prison while you're at it.

"Thanks for the offer, but I'll have to decline. I told Boris I'd hang out with him after I went on my walk, and I wouldn't want to keep him waiting!" Lies. You told no one about your walk in fear that someone would follow you or insist about coming along so that they may 'protect' you. Hmph. Yeah freaking right.

They didn't seem to buy it. Black stomped over to you, pinning you in place with his dark glare.

"Listen bitch. You're staying in this fucking bed until you're actually able to stand up without fucking collapsing in agony! I'd ask if you were dropped on your head but I already know the fucking answer to that, don't I?!"

You send him a glare and stick out your tongue.

"I am not in agony and I am not staying!"

White sits on your other side and gently takes your hand in his.

"Ah, but (y/n), we can see you're in pain. How could we, in good conscious, let you leave when you may have a concussion?"

You suppress a snort. Right, good conscious. Good conscious and Joker go together like oil and water. You attempt once more to get out of bed, but Whites strong grip on your hand and Blacks rough pushing on your shoulders sends you flying back into Whites chest. Black climbs onto the bed and directly in front of you. You're trapped. Shit.

"How rude, it's almost as if our little foreigner didn't want to be here. But of course that can't be the case, right (y/n)?" His lips brush against the back of your neck as his breath tickle your ear. You shudder despite yourself. What should you say? What should you do?

Black leans in on your other side, nuzzling your neck in a surprisingly gentle gesture.

"Feh, even if it fucking was, we'd never let you go."

That startled you. Aside from the swearing, that sounded very White-like.

"You may be slow, but even you have to understand this."

Was that White?! What was with the insults! And- OH MY GOD! White-or who you think is White-just licked your freaking neck and-OH MY GOD- he is sucking your neck! Your (e/c) eyes widen as Black raises his head from your neck-and it is Black, you can see his uniform-to look at you. A vicious smile lights up his handsome features as he leans in even closer. You can feel his warm breath playing across your lips as he kisses you, so impossibly gentle.

Meanwhile, White is nipping a trail down your neck, silently marking his claim. You're so confused, everything is all backwards. White is being aggressive and Black is being gentle. Has the world flipped upside down? Is the apocalypse nigh? Are cats and dogs raining from the-OH

Taking advantage of your distraction, Black slips his tongue into your mouth, coaxing your tongue into action. You moan, slipping your arms around his neck. Both of the Jokers stiffen at the sound, before redoubling their efforts to drive you crazy. Black cups your face in his hands, stroking your red cheeks. White shifts his hand up your side and into your shirt, biting your ear between his abnormally sharp teeth.

"Fuck, you're so beautiful…"

Who said that? Was it White, playing with your (h/c) locks as one hand travels underneath your shirt? Or was it black, who was peppering kisses across your face?

"I'd do anything, kill anyone, so that you could stay."

You conclude, as you throw back your head to give them better access, that it was Joker speaking, not White or Black specifically. In this moment it was like they merged, one person with two bodies. Somehow you had attracted the most dangerous, weird roleholder in Wonderland. And God, you are absolutely okay with that.

"I love you (y/n)"

"I love you Joker."

~~~~~~~~~~Grey~~~~~~~~~~

If you can't tell, I had no idea how to end this, so if there's a lone beta out there who wants to help me out, I would be very thankful. Anyways, about the readerxwhoever requests, here are the simple rules

No lemon. Nothing that would make me change this from T to M.

You can specify, but don't over-specify.

(ex-I want her to be really nice but not too nice and I want Boris to love her but feel conflicted because Ace also loves her and they're best friends and for Blood to be mixed in there too)

No gore/rape/murder

That's it! Send me a review if you have a request! If not, review and tell me how you loved it! If you didn't love it, tell me what I should fix! In short, REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!