He is funny,
He is mean,
He is like a time machine.
He is caring,
He is sweet,
He can make a funky beat.
He can sing,
He's very cool,
He'll fall into a swimming pool.
He can cry,
He is a star,
He can even play guitar.
He loves the camera,
The camera loves him,
He plays around with Tiny Tim.
When he falls down,
We all shout, "NO!!"
because we care about Chris Jericho!
