Amehana: ok, this is NOTHING like my other stuff, I was sick when I wrote this & a little tipsy from lack of sleep and food, (whoo hoo!) so it's random & weird & sounds like I was on crack when I wrote it, but I wasn't, I swear!
Inu-yasha: keh, sure
Amehana: I wasn't, dang it! Anyway, I was sitting @ my computer, swaying back and forth like Edward off Cowboy Bebop, listening 2 the Robin Williams version of Blame Canada from the Oscars© (I had 2 download it, its just so funny!) & I was thinking…Blame Canada…Blame Canada…when 'Blame Naraku!' popped in my head. I've always wanted to write something about how EVERYTHING is Naraku's fault…so I was sick, bored, so I wrote down the lyrics & did this…hope you think its funny!
Disclaimer: I do not own Inu-yasha…I'm insane, do I sound like the kind of person who would own Inu-yasha?!…well actually…some the stuff in there is pretty crazy…I'll bet that's why I like it so much…
*Monty Python Mob* Get On With It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~° Blame Naraku! °~
Time's back then were weird
The only thing that people did was start wars
What's with those people in Feudal Japan?
They just kill, kill, kill, & hey, let's kill some more!
Should we blame the monarchy?
Or blame the society?
Or should we blame the humans and their utter apathy?
No!
Blame Naraku
Blame Naraku
It seems everything's gone wrong since Naraku came along
Blame Naraku
Blame Naraku
We need to form a full assault:
It's Naraku's fault!
Poor Kohaku, he was just a little boy
But he was brought up with weapons instead of decent toys
So he ended up being controlled, and killed his entire clan
And now he's got amnesia & is a sad little man.
Should we blame his father? For making him go to war, the mean old fart
Or should we blame that ugly guy? I think they called him the "Young Lord"
Or should we blame Kohaku himself, for not having a strong heart?
Iie!
Blame Naraku
Blame Naraku
Because when Naraku meets the katana, Miroku will no longer have a Kazaana! (Air Void, did I spell that right?)
Blame Naraku
Blame Naraku
He's not even a full demon anyway
Inu-yasha and Kikyo, they were supposed (key word there) to be in love
But he ended up stealing the Jewel, and she bound him to a tree
So from then on, things got really screwed as we all can see
Should we blame them, for breaking their trust at a pitch?
Or should we blame their eyes, for not being able to tell a fake?
Or should we just blame Kikyo for always being a stupid bitch?
Heck No!
Blame Naraku
Blame Naraku
With all that baboon skin hubbabaloo
And those stupid traps too!
Blame Naraku
Blame Naraku
All I can I say is Oi Gavault!
It's Naraku's fault
NOW, EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blame Naraku
Blame Naraku
For Kagura and her feather-driven world
And that white-as-a-ghost Kanna girl
Blame Naraku
Shame on Naraku
For the:
Illusions he set
The lives he bet
The heartaches he caused
Must be permanently paused
We must blame him and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
~°Owari, arigato kami °~
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Amehana: ok…that was odd…I don't hate Naraku as much as I hate Kikyo, I actually kind of like him, I mean, he wants Kikyo dead, and anyone like that is FINE in my book. And I pity him for still having Onigumo's heart and loving her. But I do hate him for all the crap he puts the Inu-yasha gang through…I know, I don't make any sense.
Just F.Y.I. I don't hate Canadian's I just love humor and that song is SO funny! I had 2 write down the lyrics & stick to the stanzas of the song to get this just right.
For those of you who don't know, Kanna and Kagura are Naraku's "progeny" weird, I know. And "iie" means "no"
Well, that's all for now, If you love fluff or angst then go read some of my other stuff, its actually stories, this is a…I don't know what this is, I wrote it on a whim.
I'm sorry for not being able 2 rhyme v. well…I'm not Emeinem you know.
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!! Even though this may be the gayest gay thing that ever nanced down the pike but you don't know how WONDERFUL reviews are to an author!
*falls on hands and knees* REVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIWWWWWWWWWW!!!
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