Bella's lost it
I AM BORED I AM UNDER JASPERS PROTECTION !! COS STUPID EDWARD !
(flashback)
bella; But why edward!
edward; look i told you if you skateboarded down the stairs i would do this!
bella; MEANIE edward; sorry love is for your own good bella; says who the 107 year old virgin!
edward; you nearly broke both your legs!
bella; hey how was i to know that my bouncy ball after 5 year just happened to be there!
edward; you shouldnt have done it !
bella; (sulks)
edward;i am goin huntin jasper will watch you bella; (cries)
edward; love whats wrong?
bella; i'm scared of dinosaurs edward; jaspers not a dinosaur bella; is too!! he likes to eat people !!you remember my birthday party you practically cooked me for him!
edward; THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT
bella; yeh sure so all go get eatin by the dinosaur (sniffs) goodbye
(end flashback)
bella; now you know why am bored -sigh-
rosalie; why you talkin like there are people here
bella; DONT RUIN THE MOMENT hmmm ooooohhhhhh jassssssspppppppeeeerrrrr
jasper; oooohhhhhh belllllaaaaaa
bella; well i was wondering.
jasper; NOOOO bella; you didnt even know what i was gonna say YOU EVIL EMO DINOSAUR jasper; for the 100th time VAMPIRE V.A.M.P.I.R.E
bella; whatever dinosaur (gets ipod) omg JASPER!
jasper; what?
bella; do you know ke$ha?
jasper; no why?
bella; she wrote a song for you hit it emmett emmett; kaii sis (cranks up tunes)
bella; DI NO SA U R a dinosaur, DI NO SA U R a dinosaur and OL DM AN your just an old man hittin on me what? you need a cat scan
Old man why are you staring at me?
mac on me and my friends its kinda creepy you should be prowling around the old folks home come on dude, leave us alone
at first we thought that it was kinda eww and we saw that you were like a billion and still out tryna make a killin get back to the museum!
DI NO SA U R a dinosaur, DI NO SA U R a dinosaur and OL DM AN your just an old man hittin on me what? you need a cat scan
a dinosaur baby your prehistoric a dinosaur thats what you are a carnivore you are my meat i know a dinosaur thats what you are HA
(speaks) yeh your pretty old -laughs-
not long till your a senior citizen and you can strut around with a sexy tank of oxygen honey, your toupe is falling onto your left side get up and go bro , oh wait your fossilised HA
Then you offered me a martini Walk away with your hips with in sinking Then you say, Honey wanna come with me I'm about to barf seriously
DI NO SA U R a dinosaur, DI NO SA U R a dinosaur and OL DM AN your just an old man hittin on me what? you need a cat scan , thats what you are HA!
a dinosaur baby your prehistoric a dinosaur thats what you are a carnivore you are my meat i know a dinosaur thats what you are HA (repeat a couple of times)
DI NO SA U R a dinosaur, DI NO SA U R a dinosaur and OL DM AN your just an old man hittin on me what? you need a cat scan thats what you are HA!
(repeat a couple of times)
the song finishes bella; (bows) thank you, thaank you
jasper; (Dry sobs) (runs away)
bella; you'd think my mood would make him happy
emmett; yipp
