n.n Welcome! This is just some totally random fic. Flames are aloud, just 'cuz this was supposed to be a silly thing anyway.
Disclaimer: No, unfortunately I don't own Saiyuki or the boys. T-T Sad I know. I own Ari-chan because that's me and Rhia-chan because… lol, no I don't own Rhia-chan.
Dedicated: To Rhia-chan, my friend who pisses me off sometimes but that's okay because that's what friends do. She's also extremely critical and when I've had enough all I have to do is give her a Vash-plushie and she shuts up. But I love her. XD
There will be Shounen-Ai (MaleXMale) pairings in this. GojyoXHakkai and SanzoXGoku. Just to give you a heads up.
WHEE! Okay, I'll start now.
Jealousy
"Sanzooo… I'm hungry."
"You're always hungry, you stupid little monkey."
"SHUT UP, COCKROACH! I DIDN'T ASK YOU!"
"Both of you just SHUT UP!"
THWACK
"Now, now. Play nice."
Another typical day for the Sanzo party. Goku was whining, Gojyo was making fun, Sanzo was hitting, and Hakkai was the voice of reason.
Yup. Another typical day with a soon to be typical surprise.
"So…" Sanzo looked at the green eyes brunette. "How long 'till we reach the next town?"
"Just a few more miles. I hope they have an inn." Hakkai smiled.
"Can't this stupid piece of junk go any faster?" Gojyo spat. "I'm stuck back here with a smelly baboon!"
"I'M NOT SMELLY AND I'M NOT A BABOON!" Goku snapped.
"YOU'RE JUST LYING TO YOURSELF, BABOON!"
"THAT'S IT, PULL OVER! I'M TAKIN' HIM DOWN!"
"I said, SHUT UP!" Sanzo snapped, back handing them with the fan.
"Ow, you bastard monk." Gojyo mumbled.
"Ouch… Saannnzoooo!" Goku whined.
/-/-/-/
After a long and very annoying ride, they arrived in a small town. Goku looked around. "Sanzo… this city doesn't seem right…" He felt the sudden urge to hold Sanzo's hand but he merely walked closer instead.
"Where are all the people…?" Hakkai whispered.
Indeed, where were they? The town looked as though it had quickly been deserted. Some of the buildings were burned down but most stayed in perfect condition.
Gojyo blinked, noticing something move out of the corner of his eye. He blinked, walking away from the group his mind on one thing.
"Gojyo…?" Hakkai said. "Gojyo, don't hurt yourself!" He said, following the redhead. Gojyo stopped, looking into one of the burnt buildings, where most of the wall had fallen down. He looked in, Hakkai leaning in as well.
"Are those… girls!" Gojyo said, jumping in. Hakkai sighed, walking in after him. Gojyo picked one of the girls up, one hand behind her back and the other under her legs (aka, bridal style) Hakkai picking up the other the same way.
They walked out, Sanzo looking over and putting his hand one Goku's shoulder to get his attention. Goku turned around and he and the priest stared.
Gojyo blinked down at the girl he held. This girl had brown hair in pigtails but fluffy orange bangs and she wore a black cheongsam with a gold dragon design. Under the cheongsam (because it was too revealing) she wore black Capri's.
The other girl Hakkai held had brown hair in two buns on the top of her head and wore a red cheongsam with a black dragon design and tan Capri's. She opened her eyes, which were brown, and blinking up at Hakkai. "OH MY GOD YOU SAVED ME!" She said, hugging him tightly. "MY SAVIOR!" She smiled. ":3 What's your name, hot stuff?"
"H-Hot stuff?" Hakkai sweat dropped.
Suddenly there was a loud scream as the second girl woke up. "COCKROACH! GIANT RED COCKROACH!" She shrieked, jumping out of his arms and running into Goku, burying her face in his chest. "TT IT'S HUGE AND IT WAS HOLDING ME!"
Goku blinked, wrapping his arms around her. Suddenly it clicked. Gojyo. Red hair. Tall. Giant. Red. Roach. He burst out laughing. "SHE THINKS YOU'RE A ROACH, BAKA KAPPA!" Goku laughed, but Gojyo ignored him, glaring at the girl in the red cheongsam.
Sanzo gave the shorter girl a dead pan look, but his eyes were full of jealousy.
Hate me. I know. Cliff hanger. Yes. XD Don't you just love those!
