"I own Inu Yasha!! I swear I do! I bought him on E-bay for $5!"

IY: Five bucks! That's it? It would be more like five million!

"Well, I bought you! It's supposed to come.now!"

A mailman hands her a small box. He looks a lot like a disgruntled Sesshomaru._

"Bwahahahahaha! Here you are!" She opens the box to find.a mini Naraku! "No! Foiled again!! You will be mine!!!"

Guide: "Poo"= talking 'Dodo'= thinking (Hahaha!)= My own additions

Just Another Night Out

7:30 p.m.

Sunset Shrine
Saturday dinner at the Higurashi house. Kagome is salivating over the oden, while her mother and grandfather talk about the world news. Souta's place is empty, since he had decided to spend the night at a friend's house.
Once Kagome finishes, she sighs and smiles contently. Her cell phone begins to play a tune (No Doubt, I'm Just a Girl) and she leaps into her purse to answer it. After a few minutes and plenty "Uh-huh's" she hangs up and turns puppy eyes onto her mother.

"Uh.Mom?" Mrs. Higurashi turns to her only daughter. "Can I go out tonight? Sango said I could spend the night at her house, if that's okay." Kagome bats her mom the I've-been-good look and smiles her sweetest smile.

Mrs. Higurashi thinks for a few minutes and then smiles. "Of course dear! Remember to take care of your self and Sango, okay?"

Kagome jumps up and hugs her mother. "Thanks! If Sango calls, tell her I'm in the shower!" She speeds down the hallway, turns on her radio, and starts the shower. 'What should I wear tonight?'

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7:30 p.m.

Apt. 21B, in Shimboku Apt. Building

Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring.

Inu Yasha pops one eye open and looks at the phone from where he is on the couch.

Ring. Ring. Ring. Boop!

'Ha! I knew I turned the machine on!' Inu Yasha smiles and closes his eye, waiting for the message.

"Hey, get up you lazy dog-face! I know you're on you're couch, trying to ignore me! Well, let's see how long you can ignore this!"

'Stupid Miroku! Now I must beat him again. Maybe I should-' he's stopped when a loud voice with music blasts from his message machine.

I did it all for the nookie!

Come on, the nookie!

Come on,

So you can take that cookie,

And stick it up your-

Inu Yasha makes a mad jump from his couch to the kitchen counter, and grabs his phone off the holder.

"You perverted bastard! You /know/ I hate that song!" Inu Yasha growls into the phone, almost yelling to be heard over the music that is still playing on the other end.

He finally hears a familiar laugh over the line, and then Miroku's voice come on. "Ha! I knew that would work!"

"I'll make you pay when I see you." Inu Yasha growls back. "So, what the hell do you want, ya lecher?" "Tsk, tsk. Now Inu Yasha, is that any way to speak to your best friend? Especially if he's going to take your shamefully dressed butt out tonight."

Inu Yasha sighs. Every Saturday night, Miroku hits on every girl in a club until they get kicked out. The bouncers all know them by now. Fortunately, they've never been banned, thanks in much to Miroku sweet-talking the managers. "Which club first?"
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Well, what did you think? Did you like it?

IY: Feh, Why would I not like a song about a cookie?

Uh, Inu Yasha? That's not /really/ what the song is about.

Shippou: Why did they want to stick a cookie up their-

Well, that's all the time we have!!!!!!!!!! HA ha ha...

IY: Wait!!!! I also want to know why they wanted to stick a cookie up their-

Ask the reviewers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( hint hint nudge nudge wink wink cough "Review!!" cough)

Cia, darlings!!!
Mitsuko Maxwell
My Monkey Makes Miroku Mad