A/N: I don't usually do this. Hell, I don't even read most high school Naruto fics. But then...I had an idea and decided to explore it. And so came up with this. Stupid, I know, but eh, what the hell. It's kinda similar to my horribly crowded school email :p

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. It belongs to Masashi Kishimato.

From: Sakura Haruno

To: Ino Yamanaka

Subject: OMG!

You will not believe this! But seriously, it happened!

Well, in Geography (which YOU skipped! Cow) Kiba sneaked Akamaru into class. And then Shino was walking past him, and he stumbled, and his glass jar with the bugs, that horrible one? Well, it broke and all the bugs went over Akamaru, and boy was Kiba furious. So, Shino tried to get all the bugs off Akamaru, but apparently he missed some. So he took his glasses off to look for them.

Oh, yes. Shino Aburame without his glasses!

-Sakura


From: Ino Yamanaka

To: Sakura Haruno

Subject: Shino's eyes.

Not that this topic would usually interest me, but I'm bored as hell at the moment.

What colour were his eyes?

LOL. Mutt boy just walked past and he looks pissed.

Note to self: Annoy him later.

-Ino


From: Sakura Haruno

To: Ino Yamanaka

Subject: His eyes

They were a deep green. With bits of brown, you know? Nice.

What are you going to do with that? Analyse the silent Aburame with it?

-Sakura


From: Ino Yamanaka

To: Sakura Haruno

Subject: My analysis of you is…

That you like the bug boy. ^.^ Am I correct or am I correct?

Now, I wasn't actually going to analyse him, so in your face. But, really, I didn't expect him to have any other colour.

Blue with Shino? No.

Black with Shino? No. The only people that get away with having black hair and black eyes are gorgeous Sasuke-kun and Shikamaru.

Speaking of the latter, is he asleep again? I can't see him from here.

-Ino


From: Sakura Haruno

To: Ino Yamanaka

Subject: Shut up

I do not have a crush on Shino, stupid Ino-pig.

Nah, he's not sleeping. He's watching clouds.

Figures.

Why do you even like him anyway?

-Sakura


From: Ino Yamanaka

To: Sakura Haruno

Subject: Shikamaru

Meh, he's a pretty nice guy when he's not playing dead.

And, speaking about playing dead, Kiba's just walked past.

Later, Forehead.

-Ino


From: Ino Yamanaka

To: Kiba Inuzuka

Subject: Bugs

Well, did it happen with Shino's bugs?

-Ino

PS. That sounded so wrong.


From: Kiba Inuzuka

To: Ino Yamanaka

Subject: Yes. But.

How the hell do you know about that? You weren't even there to see it!

-Kiba


From: Ino Yamanaka

To: Kiba Inuzuka

Subject: Heh

Gossip gets around, Kiba, it gets around.

Seriously, I expect somebody else to be late on picking the grapes.

-Ino


From: Kiba Inuzuka

To: Ino Yamanaka

Subject: Grapes

What do they have to do with anything?

-Kiba


From: Ino Yamanaka

To: Kiba Inuzuka

Subject: You

Are seriously stupid. Your dog has a higher IQ than you.

-Ino


From: Kiba Inuzuka

To: Ino Yamanaka

Subject: Akamaru

I wouldn't be surprised. He's seriously too smart for a dog.

-Kiba


From: Ino Yamanaka

To: Kiba Inuzuka

Subject: You. Again.

Are an idiot. That was NOT a compliment. Get it into your head.

Stupid mongrel.

-Ino


From: Sakura Haruno

To: Shino Aburame

Subject: Eyes in general

And yours in particular. I feel privileged to have seen them.

Are you planning on taking off your glasses anytime soon? And if so, when?

-Sakura


From: Shino Aburame

To: Sakura Haruno

Subject: My answer.

No. And even if I was planning to, which I am not, I would never tell you.

And I believe that you should be working, like others in this class. I am included in this.

-Shino


From: Sakura Haruno

To: Ino Yamanaka

Subject: Hit list.

1. Shino

2. Shino

3. Shino

-Sakura


From: Ino Yamanaka

To: Sakura Haruno

Subject: Lol

He's looking you way :p

-Ino


From Sakura Haruno

To: Kankuro

Subject: Shino

Is he working? Or is he not?

-Sakura


From: Kankuro

To: Sakura Haruno

Subject: Re: Shino

He appears to be. But he's just closed off a browser about…

Bugs.

The freak.

-Kankuro


From: Sakura Haruno

To: Kankuro

Subject: Thanks

Seriously

-Sakura


From: Sakura Haruno

To: Shino Aburame

Subject: You lied!

I have it from a very good source that you, my friend, LIED.

You were researching insects, and not working.

Hypocrite.

-Sakura


From: Shino Aburame

To: Sakura Haruno

Subject: So I did.

Frankly, I don't care. You bore me, and I find Akamaru more interesting than you.

To put it clichéd: Whatever, major loser. Billboard brow.

-Shino


From: Sakura Haruno

To: Ino Yamanaka

Subject: Assassins and hit men

Know where I can find any? Shino is so going to die.

Do. Not. Ask. Why.

-Sakura


From: Ino Yamanaka

To: Shino Aburame

Subject: Congratulations!

You are on Sakura's hit list. Well done.

What did you do? Spill!

-Ino


From: Shino Aburame

To: Ino Yamanaka

Subject: Hitlist?

I congratulate myself.

I can now die happy.

I called her billboard brow to stop her from emailing me.

Now, please do the same.

-Shino


From: Ino Yamanaka

To: Shino Aburame

Subject: You

I freakin' love you, bug boy.

And I never knew you had a sense of humour :p

And I will now leave you.

-Ino


From: Kankuro

To: Shino Aburame

Subject: So…

What did the girls want?

-Kankuro


From: Shino Aburame

To: Kankuro

Subject: The source…

Must be you.

Nothing much. Now stop emailing me.

-Shino


From: Tsunade

To: Jiraiya

Subject: Your classes

Jiraiya, I have come to the conclusion that none of your class is working. They are supposed to be catching up on work that might have been missed, finish homework and research. However, they do not. You and Kakashi are not doing your job. Kindly see to it, or there'll be hell to pay.

-Tsunade


From: Jiraiya

To: Kakashi

Subject: Damn

I think Tsunade's onto us. What should we do?

-Jiraiya


From: Kakashi Hatake

To: Jiraiya

Subject: Re: Damn

No, it's probably just a fluke. I'd like to get back to reading, if you don't mind. (*)

-Kakashi


From: Jiraiya

To: Kakashi Hatake

Subject: Correct

I suppose you are.

Keep reading. I wrote a massive twist with another girl near the end.

-Jiraiya


From: Kakashi Hatake

To: Jiraiya

Subject: Idiot

You've spoiled it for me now. I'll keep reading anyway.

-Kakashi


From: Sakura Haruno

To: Hinata Hyuuga

Subject: Shino

Heya! I was just wondering whether you had seen his eyes before Geography?

Love

-Sakura


Ten Minutes Later


From: Sakura Haruno

To: Ino Yamanka

Subject: Hinata

What the hell is she doing? She hasn't responded to my email.

-Sakura


From: Ino Yamanka

To: Neji Hyuuga

Subject: Your cousin

What's wrong with Hinata? She hasn't replied to an email for AGES.

-Ino


From: Neji Hyuuga

To: Ino Yamanka

Subject: Hinata

She's fainted. Naruto's telling…very vulgar jokes.

-Tenten (On Neji's computer. He's taken a toilet break :p)


From: Ino Yamanka

To: Neji Hyuuga

Subject: Neji

While he's still gone, what is wrong with him? He's so cold and stiff, and he seems to have thousands of wooden poles stuffed up his ass. What's wrong with him, eh?

-Ino


From: Tenten

To: Ino Yamanka

Subject: Your gravestone

Would you like a marble one? Because Neji just came back and read it. And he doesn't look happy. Sorry DX

-Tenten


From: Neji Hyuuga

To: Ino Yamanka

Subject: Your previous email.

I have yet to understand what possessed you to send that aforementioned email to me of all people, but no matter.

You wil pay.

I hear that Shikamaru can hack into computers. I shall be asking him a favour soon.

-Neji


From: Neji Hyuuga

To: Shikamaru Nara

Subject: A favour.

I was wondering if you could do me a favour. I would appreciate it if you gave me Ino's password to her email account.

-Neji


From: Shikamaru Nara

To: Neji Hyuuga

Subject: Re: A favour

No.

-Shikamaru


From: Neji Hyuuga

To: Shikamaru Nara

Subject: Why not?

Well?

-Neji


From: Shikamaru Nara

To: Neji Hyuuga

Subject: Re: Why not?

Firstly, it's troublesome.

Secondly, Ino's threatened to tell my mother a lot of incriminating stuff about me.

Thirdly, I like living.

So, there.

-Shikamaru


From: Neji Hyuuga

To: Shikamaru Nara

Subject: Nara

Screw you

-Neji


From: Shikamaru Nara

To: Neji Hyuuga

Subject: Re: Nara

Too troublesome

-Shikamaru


From: Ino Yamanka

To: Shikamaru Nara

Subject: You

I love you so much. In fact, I'm seriously considering coming over and snogging you to death :)

-Ino


From: Shikamaru Nara

To: Ino Yamanka

Subject: Re: You

Well, please don't. Your father will arrange a marriage before the day is out.

-Shikamaru


From: Ino Yamanka

To: Shikamaru Nara

Subject: Well

I suppose you're right. Ah, well. You know I love you anyway.

Lessons almost over! Phys. Ed next. You happy?

-Ino


From: Shikamaru Nara

To: Ino Yamanka

Subject: Tch.

Yeah, right. It's a drag. Plus, we keep getting supplies ever since Asuma was ill

-Shikamaru


From: Tsunade

To: Konoha_School_All

Subject: Physical Education

As Mr. Asuma Sarutobi is currently ill, the supply teacher will be Guy Maito. He will teach until further notice.

-Tsunade. Headmistress.


From: Ino Yamanka

To: Class_15_A

Subject: PE

Who else is up for skipping?

-Ino


Later, Guy Maito wondered why there was only Lee in his class.

PE: I live in England, so I don't know if you use this word in other countries? 'Tis short for Physical Education :)

A/N: God, I have no idea what possesed me to do that. But frankly, to hell with it.
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