Chapter 1: Every Story has Beginnings
"Ahh... L-Len..."
Miku moaned as I deepened the kiss, tilting my head and licking Miku's lower lip. Her moan made her mouth open slightly. I took this chance to shove my tongue in for a french kiss.
I was feeling pure bliss and pleasu-
"Ahem," Someone clears their throat.
We broke away from the kiss and turned our heads to the intruder who just interrupted our 'moment.'
There standing a few feet away from us was a girl with creame wavy hair flowing all the way down her back with straight bangs. She had a headband that looked like cat ears. She was wearing an orange sweater over her uniform which was composed of a white collared shirt and a ruffled light gray skirt with some yellow lining near the edge. She was also wearing the tell tale hall monitor badge and black flat shoes. Her radiant azure eyes were glaring at me. If looks could kill I figured my body would be on the floor right now. I'm utterly thankful it couldn't.
"I 'SeeU' 're just in time, Ms. Hall Monitor," I smirked as I saw a vein pop in her forehead.
Jung SeeU, our class monitor. Because of the way she dresses she seems like a half human, half cat... half stupid.
I think I might have said the last part aloud cause SeeU's glaring at me. A glare that could make even the toughest of men wet their pants. Of course it didn't work on me I was used to it or rather I was used to SeeU.
I turned to Miku who was cowering (blame SeeU!) behind me," Bye Miku. I'll 'SeeU' later," I made sure to stress the word so SeeU could hear me loud and clear.
She did and she was not happy about it. Of course, since when was this girl even happy about something?
After saying goodbye Miku was gone faster than you could even say banana.
I turned to SeeU.
"What is it again?" I don't really care I just asked for the sake of asking.
"As a hall monitor I maintain order in school corridors and ensure students attend classes punctually. I help-"
"Create an environment that is safe for students and educators and conducive to helping them achieve their goals," I interrupted, finishing her speech for her, mimicking her. Seriously I've heard this a thousand times already," In short, hall monitors are party poopers. And beside I only asked you what you wanted and you give me a long speech which by the way I had memorised due to you repeating them all the time."
That was it.
That did it.
Just looking at SeeU's angry face, I saw my life flash before my very eyes.
She grabbed me by the ear," You are going to class right now, Len Kagamine, even if I have to drag a lifeless corpse to the classroom I will."
Sheesh talk about being devoted... too devoted to her job.
She started walking, still grabbing me by the ear, pulling me along with her.
"I can walk to the classroom on my own, now could you let go of my ear?"
She lets go of my ear and glares at me.
"If you keep doing that, that glare would be permanent on your face. And I swear if anyone could 'SeeU' 're glare they'd be vaporize."
"Shut up! Atleast my name doesn"t scream gay."
"Yeah, because it 'sees' not scream."
"Shota!"
"Moe!"
"Banana idiot!"
"Cat freak!"
"Uke!"
"Queen Faceplant!"
"Faggot!"
"Hey I'm straight!"
"Yeah," SeeU scoffed," As straight as a banana."
"No, straight as a ruler!"
"Yeah, a ruler that had been stepped on 20 times and thrown 10 times."
"Want me to prove it?" I smirked as I made a move to reach for my pants.
"NO!" SeeU pushed me before I could do what I was attempting to do.
SeeU's face was as red as a tomato," What the heck, Len?! asdfgh! $$/^^&**"
Note: Some words were censored due to some foul and offensive words that could poison young and innocent minds. If you want the uncensored version just contact me on...
Just kidding.
"Whoa, calm down, Ms. Hall monitor. I was just messing with you, no need to explode," I smirked.
SeeU now resembled a human tomato because of how red her face is.
"What's wrong? Why are you so red?" I asked in my oh so innocent voice.
"Shut up. Let's just head to the classroom."
We started walking with SeeU leading and me walking behind her with my hands shoved inside my pocket.
Then we round up a corner.
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*thud*
SeeU just tripped, doing a full faceplant.
Typical SeeU. She has this amazing ability to trip on the most unlikely places, even if there's nothing to trip on. Leave it to SeeU on tripping on her own feet.
I stiffled a laugh.
Don't laugh.
Don't laugh.
Don't laugh.
I CAN'T TAKE IT!
I exploded in laughter, snickering, guffawing until my stomach hurt.
SeeU managed to sit up and glared at me.
I had this sudden urge to push her back down. That's what friends( even if she won't admit it) are for, right?
SeeU managed to stand up, dusting off imaginary dust on her skirt.
"You're really living up to your title as 'Facepalm Queen'," I haven't got over laughing and was still chuckling at her.
SeeU stumped away... like the 'Incredible Hulk.'
'Me hulk'
'Hulk grumpy'
'Hulk Smash'
I was mentally lauging out loud at the thought of SeeU being green. If she could read minds I'm sure I'd be dead right now.
I put aside those thoughts before SeeU could magically get the ability to read minds *gulp*.
We walk along the hallway. Some girls were oogling at me and giggling.
I heard some girl shout 'I love you, Len Kagamine!"
"Yeah, I love myself too."
I saw 'SeeU'- get it? saw See U hehe- roll her eyes and I heard her say, "narcissistic bastard."
Let me introduce myself. I'm Len Kagamine, 15 years old. I'm known as campus casanova. My favorite hobby is to sleep with girls and leave them. I have this belief that 'love is just a game.'
" You know, I think you should try settling with one girl and maybe it could decrease you narcissistic meter," SeeU was crossing her arms.
Jung SeeU- The hall monitor who keeps blowing my schemes. She always keeps an eye on me to keep me from making trouble but that doesn't always stop me from messing with girls thus she keeps meddling into my life. She wants me to stop womanizing. I can't live with that but she's really stubborn. Unlike ordinary girls well SeeU's anything but ordinary. My charms don't work on her. It's okay though. It doesn't bother me at all. If however -heaven forbids- she'll start liking me then I'll get really bothered. SeeU's a weird girl, who knows how weird her type of guy is? *shudder* Anyways I just like messing with SeeU and seeing her reaction.
" I have a narcissistic meter?" I asked.
"That's beside the point! Anyways I don't know what those girls see in YOU," SeeU glared at me while poking a finger at my chest.
"Simple, they have good taste while you... I won't be surprised if you start liking Piko Utatane."
"Piko and you look a lot like each other!" SeeU's glare intensified.
" Piko looks like a girl."
"Exactly."
"..."
"..."
"..."
There was a pregnant silence which gave birth to twins; awkward silence and 'I desperately need a distraction/ conversation' silence.
"...anyway I don't need to settle with one is a game, and I don't believe in love. Things like " You're my only one," or " I love you" I say it so often just looking back can make me laugh about it all day. I simply enjoy "doing it" with someone and not for something as petty as love."
"You're disgusting," SeeU made a disgusted face.
We entered the classroom and thankfully class hasn't started yet, not that I care. I made my way to the seat at the back and sat. SeeU sat next to me.
Oh yeah, did I mention SeeU was also my seatmate? Apparently I didn't. Well now you know.
Kiyoteru-sensei entered the classroom and class started.
During class while Kiyoteru-sensei discussed all about algebra whatsoever. I secretly stole glances at a girl sitting by the window.
Rin Kagene.
And before I knew it I was already staring at her.
Unfortunately for me SeeU caught me.
" You don't believe in love, huh?" SeeU had a knowing look on her face and smirked.
"Shut up."
" So Rin Kagene. That's your type of girls? And you were teasing me about how bad my taste is."
"What's that supposed to me?"
" Well Rin Kagene is..."
Suddenly Rin stood up and her chair screeched. Everyone looked at her even Kiyoteru-sensei stopped his lesson.
Rin started squeeling like a fangirl who's hand was just touched by her idol and vowed never to wash her hand ever again. She ran to the window," SQUEEE! A funny looking cat!" She was pointing outside the window.
"Rin, that's a squirrel," Gumi, Rin's green haired seatmate said.
"...dumb," SeeU finished.
"Well..." For the first time in my life I was lost for words. So Karma does exist. Sucks, huh?
"Well as expected from a blonde," SeeU said. (AN: I'M REALY SORRY TO ALL BLONDES OUT THERE! IT'S ONLY MEANT TO OFFEND LEN. AND I THINK BLONDES ARE GREAT. SORRY AND PEACE!)
" Hey you're blonde too!"
"Len, you should get your eyes checked. Extreme color blindness there. It's creame not yellow. And last time I checked, it falls under the category of 'white'."
AN: I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT THERE ARE NO FANFICS ABOUT THESE TWO. SINCE I REALLY SHIP THEM I DECIDED TO MAKE ONE. PLEASE LEAVE A REVIEW
