Dragon Halo Holiday Special Episode 1: Christmas Special.

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the church, not a creature was stirring, not even a…You know what screw it! I can't think of anything that rhymes with church and we all know that it's never silent in that damn place. Anyway, Daten City, a place bordering Heaven and Earth. In this town, the Daten City Special Forces protect its inhabitants from Ghosts and Demons that try to use it as a spring board to world domination or invasion of Heaven, or something along those lines. Tonight was going to be no different, but for now, the church was hosting its annual Christmas Party. The entire city was covered in a blanket of snow and the Daten City Church was in full party mode. The whole exterior was covered in Christmas lights. There was a snow man out front. The spirit of Christmas hung heavily in the air. Inside the church was where most of the action was happening. Christmas music could be heard all throughout the Church. There was a table that had Eggnog, Christmas cookies, and all sorts of other Christmas related food. There was a Christmas tree in the living room where many ornaments hung, and red and green tinsel lining the top of all the walls. It was a very popular party, apparently. It seemed as though half the city was there, all clad in ugly holiday sweaters, trading jokes and getting wasted as hell. Throughout the party, The Daten City Special Forces mingled with the other party goers. They talked and were mostly complimented on saving their asses so many times. After a few hours, Vegito and Stocking bumped into each other at a door way. Vegito was wearing a white suit and shoes, with a red tie and green dress shirt. Stocking was dressed in a brown holiday sweater with a reindeer with a red nose on it. She wore a red and green skirt with red and green striped stockings as opposed to her normal blue and black ones. She also wore little reindeer antlers on her head and snowflake earrings.

"Sorry Stocking, didn't see you there" Vegito said.

"Oh no, it's fine, I should have been paying more attention. Ohh" Stocking said as she looked up. Hanging from the door way above them was a mistletoe. "Look Vegito" she said pointing above him.

Vegito looked up and smiled. "Well, would you look at that" he said as he looked back down at Stocking.

She began to blush a little as they both leaned in and kissed each other. They kissed for a solid ten seconds before they broke the embrace. They both looked at each other and smiled before moans and creaking could be heard from upstairs. "Ohhh, Yeees!" the muffled voice moaned in pleasure.

"Damn it Panty!" Stocking said.

"How many mistletoes do you need for that to happen?" Vegito asked as he pulled out a cigar from his pocket and lit it up.

"None for her. Figures she would be screwing guys tonight. There's just too many of them for her not to" Stocking replied before she saw Vegito with a cigar in his mouth. "Vegito, what are you doing!?" she yelled.

Vegito took the cigar out of his mouth and puffed out some smoke before responding. "Whoa, calm down. It's just a cigar. It's not a cigarette, this won't affect my lungs and besides, I only do it on special occasions. Now how about we go outside, I don't want to smoke up the place" Vegito said.

Stocking nodded her head in agreement and they both walked out on the second story patio that looked over the back yard and leaned on the railing with their forearms.

"Beautiful night, isn't it?" Vegito said as he took another puff of his cigar.

Stocking looked up and saw the stars twinkling brightly in the cloudless night sky. "It sure is. A little cold though" Stocking said, taking notice of her breath. Just then a shooting star streaked across the sky. "Oh wow, so pretty" she sighed as she moved closer to Vegito and put her head on his shoulders.

"They say that if you see a shooting star and make a wish, it will come true" Vegito said.

"Oh, I don't know what I could possibly wish for. I have everything I could ever want already. Well, maybe I could wish for more sweets" Stocking said.

They both laughed a little before T-Shirt, Brief and Tanktop suddenly came up behind them, ruining the moment.

"Hey, mom, dad, where's Panty? We've been looking all over for her" T-Shirt asked.

Vegito simply pointed with the cigar to the next story window where Panty's bedroom was. The three of them all looked up.

"Ohhh" T-Shirt said.

"Damn it Panty. I'm your husband and yet you still have sex with other guys" Brief said.

"Mom needs to learn some self-control" Tanktop said.

Suddenly a dark cloud formation appeared in the sky and a lightning bolt struck Chuck, who was running around outside.

"Damn really?" T-Shirt asked.

Garterbelt hit Chuck with a mallet, grabbed the note that came out and ran to where Vegito and the gang were at.

"Angels and Vegito, listen up! Heaven has sent us a mandate!" Garterbelt yelled.

"Really? On Christmas Eve?" Tanktop asked.

"Yeah!" Garterbelt said as he held out the note that read 'Elf Army'. "Ghosts like to attack when you are most vulnerable."

"Wait 'Elf Army'? Does that mean that there's an army of elf ghosts coming to attack us?" Brief asked, freaking out a bit.

"No, there coming to give you presents! Of course their coming to attack us!" Garterbelt yelled.

"So, I guess we'd better go looking for them, huh?" Vegito asked.

"Uh, Vegito, I don't think we need to" Stocking said.

"Why?" he asked.

Stocking pointed behind him. Vegito turned around and saw the army of elves marching up the hill. It was clear that they were all ghosts; each one of them had black and red skin with black and red swirls emanating from their body. Each one was dressed in red elf suits and green hats with a bell at the end of them. There had to have been thousands of them.

"Holy shit, there's so many of them" Tanktop said in awe.

Suddenly the army split down the middle before a larger, more muscular elf came forward with a megaphone in hand. It was obvious that he was the leader.

"We have come for the Goth chick and the Blond whore. Surrender them to us or die!" he yelled.

"What do you want with them?" Vegito yelled back.

"We want revenge for what they did to the Santa ghost. He was our mentor. We were making toys for his annual Christmas run when we got word of his death. We've been plotting our revenge for nineteen years and now we have come to enact it" the elf leader yelled.

"Oh yeah, I remember. That Santa ghost was replacing all the normal toys with sex toys. Panty and I whooped his sorry little ass back to hell, with the help of our upgraded weapons, given to us by the Holy Mother" Stocking said.

"Well that explains a lot" T-Shirt said.

"So this is your one chance, hand them over" the Elf leader yelled.

"No way, if you want them, you'll have to get them by force!" Vegito yelled before putting the cigar back in his mouth.

"Have it your way, ATTACK!" the Elf Leader yelled as his army charged the church.

The gang all jumped off the balcony and on to the snowy ground. They were quickly surrounded. Vegito smiled and took his suit jacket off and threw it to the ground. He did the same with his tie and dress shirt. He took his gloves out of his pocket and put them on.

"Fine if that's the way you want to play this" Vegito said taking one last puff of his cigar before throwing it to the ground and crushing it. "Then let's dance!"

All of them got into fighting stance and everybody's namesakes started to glow and turn into their weapons.

They got their weapons at the ready as the army attacked. Vegito used his brass knuckled to punch them, Stocking and Tanktop used their swords to slice them up, T-Shirt mowed them down with his mini gun and Brief used his Bowstaff to hit them.

"Haa, Yaahh" Stocking yelled as she sliced up ghost after ghost.

"Haaa Haaa" Tanktop yelled as she did the same.

"Eat this!" T-Shirt yelled as he unleashed a barrage of bullets.

"Haaaa" Vegito yelled as he released a series of quick punches. But nothing they did seem to make a dent in the army, there was just so many of them.

"HAAA" Brief yelled as he struck several ghosts with Judgement.

"Everyone, focus on the Goth! If we get her, her sister should come to her rescue" the Elf leader yelled. The elf army took his order and proceeded to surround Stocking.

"Ahh, Vegito, help!" Stocking yelled, getting surrounded by the Elf Army and began getting attacked.

"Just hang on!" Vegito yelled as he jumped into the air. "HAAAAA" he yelled turning into a Super Saiyan.

He put his right palm out in front of him and aimed down towards the army. His brass knuckle glowed blue as a blue light formed in the palm of his hand and became surrounded by blue lightning emanating form his brass knuckle.

"ANGEL BLAST!" he yelled as the ball of energy fired from his hands. It spun around Stocking, gathering up all the Elf Ghosts that were around her. Vegito noticed that Brief was having some issues as well. He sent the energy ball over to Brief too and spun around him, gathering up the elves around him as well. Then the ball launched into space, carrying all the elves it gathered with it, before exploding and killing them all.

"Nice one!" Stocking and Brief said before more elves came and took their place. Vegito landed next to both of them.

"Damn it, we're not making any progress" Vegito said.

Suddenly they heard the bedroom window open.

"Yo, what the fuck is going on out there?" Panty yelled, sticking her head out of her bedroom window.

"Hey, if your cooch is satisfied, we could use a hand here!" Stocking yelled back as she sliced up another elf ghost.

"Fine, I'll be down in a minute!" Panty yelled.

"Hurry!" Vegito yelled before punching another ghost to death.

Punches, slices and gunshots rang out again as everyone went all out to try to destroy the army. But they just kept coming! By this point everyone at the party had stopped what they were doing and had come to the windows to watch what was happening outside. Panty had to push her way through the crowd of people before she could reach the battlefield. Finally, Panty made her arrival.

"Alright bitches, let's get this party started" Panty said as she transformed her panties into her gun.

"There's the other bitch! GET HER!" the Elf Leader yelled.

"Oh no you don't! Stocking toss me your panties! I've got an idea" Panty yelled. Stocking did what she was told and gave Panty her panties. Panty also transformed them into a gun and called everyone together. When they were all gathered around. "Alright so here's the plan, since there's so many of these fuckers, I say that we launch an all out attack at once. Come at them with the biggest attacks we have. If we all do it together, we should be able to wipe them out" Panty said.

"Well, we might as well try; we've pretty much tried everything else" T-Shirt said.

"Agreed" Vegito said.

Stocking and Tanktop nodded their heads in agreement.

"Then it's settled, let's do this. Brief, stay back, this could get ugly" Panty said as they all got lined up and flew into the air.

Brief ran to watch from a safe distance.

"What the Hell are they doing?" The Elf Leader yelled.

"Let's go" Panty yelled.

She and Stocking then combined weapons to form the giant lazar cannon. Tanktop and T-Shirt did the same and made a giant lazar turret. Vegito put his arms to the right side of his body with palms facing each other. His aura returned as brass knuckles glowed blue and emitted blue lightning that flowed towards the open space between his palms.

"ANGELIC!" he yelled as a blue light formed between his palms and became surrounded by the lightning. "KAMEHAME!" he yelled as the light grew bigger. The Elf Leader looked at them in anger.

"Don't just stand there, get them!" he yelled to his army. They all then leaped at the Daten City Special Forces.

"Everyone Fire!" Panty yelled.

"HAAAAAAAA" they all yelled as they all fired their blasts at the same time. The blasts combined together before the hit the army and the Elf Leader.

"NOOOOO!" The Elf Leader yelled as he and his entire army was consumed by the blast. When they did, a giant explosion rang out accompanied by a blinding light.

Everyone shielded their eyes from the light and the wind as both began to fade away. They all floated, panting, waiting for the smoke to clear to see if any of the ghosts were left.

"GOOOONG GOOOONG" the church bell rang to signal the end of the threat. Everyone smiled as the slowly floated down to the ground exhausted from the effort.

"It's over" Vegito said panting, as he powered down.

"I can't believe it worked" Stocking said out of breath.

"Me neither" T-Shirt and Tanktop said together.

Brief then ran over and gave his congratulations. "You guys did it! That was amazing!" he said.

"Well, sometimes even I amaze myself" Panty said with a hint of pride.

After everyone caught their breath, they all noticed the state of the yard. Craters pock marked the whole area and trees were lying on their sides. Most of the snow in the yard had melted away and most of the grass was gone.

"Oh boy, Garter's not going to be happy about this one" Vegito said rubbing the back of his head.

Garterbelt peaked out the window and saw the devestation. "Mother... You know what, I'll make them deal with this after Christmas" he thought

Suddenly the Demon Sisters appeared. They were dressed up like sexy Santas. They were both carrying a box of cookies from the Daten City Bakery.

"Hey guys we're…whoa what happened here?" Scanty asked as she and Kneesocks noticed the devastated back yard and their dirty clothes.

"It looks like a war zone" Kneesocks replied.

"You have no idea. Where were you guys?" Vegito asked.

"Stocking at all the Christmas cookies, so we were sent by Garterbelt to get some more. It looks like you had some fun while we were away" Scanty said.

"Fun isn't the first word that comes to mind" Stocking said.

Everyone laughed as Vegito picked up his dress shirt, tie and suit coat and followed everyone back inside to get changed and continue the party. The rest of the party went off with out a hitch. After the last guest left, the long clean up process began that took them well into the early morning. They all managed to get a few hours of sleep and awoke to presents under the tree and stockings full of candy. From what they got, it's a safe bet that everyone was on the nice list, even Panty.

End of Episode 1