Hey everyone! Welcome to my first battle of the story! In this little book of battles, I'm doing rap battles between Kung Fu Panda (original characters and my OCs) and Sonic the Hedgehog (original characters and my OCs). Once I've done all the characters I wish to do, I'll move on to a new book containing two different storylines, and so on and so on until people get disinterested or I've decided to end it.

Note: This is rated T for some language. I'll try not to put any F bombs into this book. If you're like, "well that character would never say something like that!", just relax. It's supposed to be for fun and I have to make some stuff rhyme, right?

Enjoy!

RAP BATTLES OF FANFICTION!

Kung Fu Panda OC vs. Sonic the Hedgehog OC

Kiro Takimuro vs. Blizzard the Cat

BEGIN!

Blizzard

There's a difference between you and me,

Kiro

I fought and beat the baddie,

Kiro

I wasn't captured, tortured, and I'm not a psychotic tiger,

Weirdo

How the hell did you lose to one dude?

You got shot by your own student. Crude!

You've been stabbed and dipped in fire.

Survived! Unlikely! An immortal tiger?

You've had so many fake deaths

That they put the audience to rest!

You better give up, kitty cat, 'cause I am the best!

You flunked, dude! This is your test!

Up until your last breath,

Kiro

You had a Disney death,

Kiro

While your kids ran rampant you stood by and watched them idly like

Nero

Your jokes are lame and are getting dumb

Why don't ya go back to being a bum?

My jokes are hot, but I'm ice cold!

The puns I make will never get old!

A jokester when I'm wanted! A badass when needed!

Take notes on being a hero! Here's my story! Go on, read it!


Kiro

Blizzard, huh? Like the Dairy Queen treat?

How can you be badass when you're named after a sweet?

I'm Kiro, son! The name strikes fear!

Blizzard just gives people a chilly rear.

You control some bits of ice and flakes of snow?

How'd you get your powers? No one knows!

I don't need special abilities to win a fight.

Hand me my staffs and you'll be out like a light!

Every joke you make, it came from me!

But your fans are too damn blind to see

How much of a copier you can truly be.

I am the Asian MC!

I'm a tiger! I roar like thunder!

I bring fury and pain asunder!

Your little meow scares no one.

Try coming back from that. Have fun!


Blizzard

You wanna know how you win fights so easy?

Look at your staffs! They came from DC!

Those are made from Green Lantern and Nightwing!

How did you not notice when you looked at those things?

As for joke telling? Ha! I'll freeze your ass!

Some of them are obscene! You have no class!

My laughs are funnier and clean.

I'm sorry, I hope I don't come off as mean!

Sike! You better toughen up, tidy-whitey,

Or I'll make you go nighty-nighty.

You couldn't last one day as me!

My whole entire life I had to freeze.

Guess what, though? It was all cool.

Now step back, Sonic. Let me finish this fool.

Get ready, Kiro. I'm gonna give you a decker.

Leave the rapping to me, and stick to Chinese Checkers.


Kiro

I'd gladly trade lives with you any day of the week!

The shit I've been through wasn't for the weak!

Parents died and homeless for years,

But I survived those times. Cheers!

Master betrayed me and my team got offed.

Through these issues, I wasn't soft.

Thrown in jail and girlfriend dead,

But through all this I kept a cool head.

Before I could commit any more sins,

I was kidnapped in the night by my crazy cousin!

Dragged to Japan and tortured for days.

Lost my sight and went into a daze!

My real dad was the emperor there.

He killed my brother. That wasn't fair!

Turned out he was always a giant dick!

Almost turned my sister, Tigress, into a prick!

Don't mention all the times I almost died!

The first time it happened, people almost cried!

I was invincible, son, but a bullet took me down.

But I'm still king, boy! Hand me my crown!

Now that I've appeased the reader

Why don't you go crawl back in your freezer?

WHO WON?

DECIDE IN THE REVIEWS!

ANOTHER BATTLE APPROACHES! PREPARE!