Somewhere… in the vast reaches of the universe…
"The MIS-Adventures of Miyazawa & May" presents:
A view of the cosmos is shown, as a female figure appeared in a dark silhouette, in front of the stars.
She narrated, as the stars began to shine.
In all the universe… the only power, beyond the mind's comprehension… is the power to comprehend the power of the mind… If any one of us could unlock this terrible power, would we be able to use it, to explore the mysteries of the infinite? Or would we, perhaps, use it… to DESTROY?
The woman shows herself, in a black tuxedo, with slick black hair, done in a ponytail, and the right side of her bangs, flowing down. She had pale skin, appearing as she was in black and white, as she was walking to her desk, continuing her prologue.
"Yes, while it may seem weird to talk about the mysteries of the universe, it may have a lot to go through, as long as you read along. Let's watch on, for example… We'll begin our Prologue, inside a huge fortress, where the insidious Milkman was about to win…"
An evil milkman, dressed in white, was laughing evilly, as he had a dark-skinned superhero in blue tights and a red cape, up in shackles, over a vat of milk.
"WAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! YES! Witness your doom, Superdude! With you and your friends out of the way, nothing can stop me from making crimes and bothering people, for NO GOOD REASON!"
He cackled, as five people, dressed in black blazers and blue pants, were blocked by three of his minions, holding milk guns at them.
A girl in black hair said, as she was in worry, "You know, guys… For an evil milkman, he's sure one D-Class villain…"
A boy in brown hair said, "Steven Cooke thinks he's a douche, like always, but Steven Cooke believes that all villains bring a childlike glee to his work…"
Milkman stopped laughing, as Superdude cried, "You'll pay for this, Milkman!"
The blonde woman with a blue streak on her left side said, "Yeah, Steven. It's hard to stay mad at a guy, like that."
Milkman laughed, "Oh, I don't think so… Witness, The Gang! With Superdude in my clutches, at last, and you five helpless, minus the tawdry little milk-traitor, I shall have enough power to destroy you all, including the forces of good that not even Superman would have nothing on me. First, I'll find you're little friend, and then, I'll dunk her and Super -Dud into the vat of high lactose milk… and you five will get to watch them suffer… and then I WILL COMMIT CRIMES, FOREVER!"
The big guy in brown hair barked, "DUDE! Totally ruined the moment!"
Farra asked, "Uh, wait… Which one of us is the tawdry one, again?"
The narrator appears, as she was in front of the scene, "Yes, this isn't how our story begins, but this shows what our friends, The Gang, have been up to, since the fall of the Hunie Prism, a band of evil sexy women that wanted the power of the Power Stones of Control, and Mal, an evil hell-spawn figment of a teenager's Multiple Personality Disorder. It's a familiar tale, similar to that – a power-mad milkman pitted against a teenage superhero who is lactose-intolerant. In the AUs, however, Superdude teams with six young heroes, including a huge man with supersize powers, a fiery blonde with the wingspan of an eagle and a phoenix, a hot and sexy red-head with big breasts and an intelligent brain, a popular pop idol, whose powers can turn her into a giant robot, and Steven the Loser, whose abilities are of a mysterious and forbidden martial arts. The one person missing from all this is a young woman and a mother of two, who has inherited super speed and psychic powers.
But, my friends, this story is different. In this story, YOU, the readers, get to find out what comes next in this epic battle. However, this Prologue, as we call it, is an example of how The Gang and company beat Milkman, freed Superdude, and saved the world. Only YOU will witness how it all goes down.
Are you ready? Then, let us watch and see how they get out of this fine kettle of fish."
Mizuki said, "If we could somehow break free of these guards, we'll administer an old-school AAW beatdown!"
Peter growled, "And I can get my hands on that evil milk bastard!"
Farra said, "Simmer down, Big Guy. I have a plan. We'll use a diversion, and then, Miz, you go in and break free of Superdude's chains."
Mizuki said, "Smart thinking."
Steven replied, "Right. Farra, you make the noise. Peter and I will fight off these minions."
Mizuki smiled, "Sounds like a plan. That's why you're leader of The Gang, Steven. And when we do, we better use our newfound combination of powers to stop that fiend. OH! And we have to find Heather, too."
Steven asked, "Yeah… Where has she gone to, after we were captured by Milkman?"
Milkman called out, "Minions! Let's go find that brat! And when we do, let's go commit crimes!"
Peter barked, "Oh, no, you don't!"
The minions aimed their guns at The Gang, as Milkman laughed, "Oh, really? One false move, and your super-zero gets milked."
Farra smirked, "You didn't say Sonic Scream?"
She cried, "EAGLE SCREECH!"
She screeched like an eagle, as the minions and Milkman covered their ears, in pain. The Gang ran off, as Mizuki jumped up to the vat, as she used her laser gloves to break the shackles. She fired a red laser, similar to an acetylene torch. The chains broke off, as Superdude was freed. Mizuki held him and jumped down, as Peter and Steven fought off the minions. Milkman roared, "Dick move, blondie!"
Asahi charged at Milkman and shouted, "Eat idol fist, you jerk!"
Milkman ducked her punch, as he grabbed her wrist, "Uh, uh, uh… Naughty girl…"
WHAM!
Farra slammed an elbow on Milkman, as she cried, "Leave Asahi alone!"
They continued fighting, as Mizuki placed Superdude down. He said, "Thanks, Takase. You sure used your brain for planning."
Mizuki saluted, "No sweat, Superdude. We superheroes have to stick together."
He pumped up, as he and Mizuki rushed to the battle. As the fighting progressed, a woman with short auburn hair and in her uniform, was hiding behind a pillar. It was Heather.
"Whoa… What a battle… I know I haven't done much, but I can't wait to manhandle that man o' milk. No one tries to spike my daughters, and gets away with it. I have to stop his plans… But how?"
The narrator explained, "This is our sixth of the main protagonists in the story. She is the quote-tawdry one-end quote with super speed… and the most flamboyant one, to boot."
Heather looked around, as she found a huge red button, surrounded by black and yellow tape, in a glass casing. She then said, "I got it… If I can have these milk fiends shoot at me, I'll lure them to this unknown mysterious button."
She then waited for the right moment, as the fighting continued. Mizuki and Peter delivered a huge punch to the face of one of the minions, as Milkman and Superdude stared down. Steven landed a huge barrage of punches at the minion's abdomen, while Asahi got another minion in a headlock.
Milkman shouted, "GET THEM! YOU FOOLS, GET THEM ALL!"
Farra flew around and fired a barrage of fireballs from her guitar, hitting four minions down. She then smiled, "How's this for a Vitamin D-Chord?"
She swooped down, as one minion was plastered by a Railway Upper, by Peter's fist. Steven tripped another minion down, as five more minions appeared. Heather continued to slink in the shadows, as Mizuki fired more lasers at the milk minions. Milkman shouted, "NO! HOW CAN IT BE SO?"
All the minions were down, as Superdude said, "You forget one thing, Milkman! The power of friendship wields within us!"
Milkman laughed, as he held up a huge milk-filled cannon, "Oh, your kindness and warm-heartedness MAKES ME SICK!"
Steven cried, "GET DOWN!"
He fired a huge stream of milk, as everyone ducked out of the way. Mizuki cried, "WHOA! WHAT A MANIAC!"
He kept firing, as Milkman shouted, "RUN, but cannot hide… I have me an endless supply of ammo! And to make matters worse… IT'S MILK! MWAH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!"
Mizuki yelled, "DAMN YOU, MILKMAN!"
Farra called, "Called it! You owe me a 50."
Steven said, "I never knew he'd go for the demonic chuckle."
Milkman kept firing, as Superdude called out, "You think you can best us? Well, take a taste of my ice breath!"
He breathed ice at Milkman, as he was freezing in place. Milkman then resisted, with all his might, as he cheered, "You think, that after all these battles, I'm too wise enough to fall for your powers?"
Steven said, "No. But we do!"
He added, "Superdude may be lactose-intolerant, but WE'RE NOT!"
He bellowed, "GANG! LET'S GO!"
They charged at Milkman, but Milkman fired at each Gang member. He shot down Peter, crashing into the wall, and then shot at Steven, stumbling into the floor. One-by-one, with his high-powered milk gun, he blasted each member of The Gang, in one shot. They were both out, as Superdude growled, "Darn you, you milky creepazoid!"
He said to the 4th wall, "They said it, back then. Not me."
Steven stood up, as he shouted, "Step aside!"
He roared, ripping his shirt off, "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
He charged at Milkman, and Milkman fired. But Steven used his punching powers to deflect the hard-hitting milk shots. He kept firing, but Steven's huge punches blocked each shot. Milkman, however, kicked him down, as Steven kipped up. He screamed, as he deflected the milk shots, again, "WAAAAAH! AAAH-TA! AHHH-TA! AHHH-TA! AHHH-TA!"
Farra spread her wings out and shouted, "Aerial Ace Attack!"
She swooped forward and slammed Milkman in the shoulder area. He fell, as Mizuki held her fist up and fired a net onto him, as Superdude laughed, "Good work, Gang! I'll take it from here!"
He grabbed Milkman in the collar and prepared to sock him, but Milkman laughed, saying that he fell for it. He pressed a button, and out spewed a huge barrage of ice cream. Superdude, screaming in pain, was being splattered with ice cream.
Asahi cried, "NO!"
Peter shouted, "TOO MUCH ICE CREAM!"
Steven shouted, "It's 31,000 flavors of nightmares!"
Milkman laughed, as Superdude was in pain. He moaned in complete agony, as Asahi cringed, "He's not fighting back. Superdude is covered in ice cream…"
Farra growled, "We're not licked yet! Pardon the pun…"
She went to Superdude, as he laughed, "Oh? What can YOU do, bird-brain? You're going to peck at Super-Fool?"
He cackled, as Farra smirked evilly, "Very funny, asshole! But you're forgetting one thing about ice cream!"
She yelled, as she glowed in a fiery aura, "IT MELTS!"
Using her Flare Cell, Farra sends out a huge heat wave, over a covered Superdude. The ice cream started to melt, as Milkman shouted, "NO! I WILL EXTINGUISH YOU, FIREBALL!"
Asahi dove in, as Milkman fired his milk gun, again, severely getting shot in the chest. Asahi fell, as she was in pain. Peter screamed, "ASAHI!"
He roared, as he grew 20-feet, confronting the evil milkman. He stomped around and screamed, "YOU HURT ASAHI!"
He mashed his fists onto Milkman, but he rolled out of the way. Peter roared, "GET BACK HERE!"
He chased after Milkman, as Farra finished melting off the ice cream. She then said, "Good as new, Superdude. Even if you are lactose-intolerant, unlike Heather, you're okay in my book."
Superdude got up and hugged Farra, "Oh…"
He then called, as he flew off, "Step aside, Krakatoa! I'll handle this fiend!"
Peter yelled, "NO! HE HURT ASAHI!"
Mizuki called out, "Peter can't control his Beast Gene! He's like that, when he's enraged!"
Milkman called out, "Oh, well, that's too bad… How about some WARM MILK?"
He pressed a button and a pipe shot out a gusher of warm milk. Giant Peter was doused in it, as he was slowly shrinking back to normal. Superdude dodged out of the way, as Mizuki and Steven charged at him. But even in a disadvantage, Milkman was ready for them. Two vats of chocolate and strawberry milk fired out, striking both Gang members, completely drenched. Steven fell, as he was coughing, "Man… I am SO off chocolate milk…"
Mizuki shook her head and moaned, "For someone who cannot throw a punch, he's crafty."
Milkman held his huge milk bazooka and called out, "SUPERDUDE! You think this was too easy? Well, too bad! Because, I have you guys now!"
Heather, watching on from behind, then thought, "Better make the most of it…"
Superdude called out, "Give it up, Milkman! You cannot defeat us! Even if you douse me, again and again, you are always the big loser!"
Milkman shouted, "PREDICTABLE! But, not this time! NO ONE can save you from my evil ambitions! You tried to hate my milk, well that really grinds me!"
He hissed, as he fired, "But I'm far too smart to be captured again. Soon, I will have blasted every single one of you, and I will find that tawdry little brat that deceived me! NO ONE turns on Milkman, and gets away with it! Soon, all hope is lost, and there is NO ONE that can stop me!"
Farra groaned, "What'll we do now?"
Asahi moaned in pain, "I hate dairy foods, now…"
Peter called, "We can't give up!"
Steven said, as he was getting up, "I don't know why, but this whole thing was Heather's fault, in the first place."
Farra said, "Just because she detests milk and almost had her daughter, June, in his control, we can't blame her."
Peter said, "Yeah, but…"
Mizuki said, "But she was with Milkman, all for her ambitions!"
Milkman declared, "Well, I am not always just on these losers. But Heather is a stupid scum of a milk-hater! For that, she will die… but YOU FIRST!"
He fired milk at Superdude, but he dodged out of the way. Peter shouted, "YOU BIG STUPID JERK!"
Asahi got up, as she moaned, "Ungh… I have to help. But I-."
Milkman blasted Peter & Asahi down, as Farra shouted, "Monster!"
Farra was blasted down, as Milkman laughed, aiming at Superdude, "Any last words, Super-Dud?"
Heather called out, from behind, "YEAH! I got two words for ya!"
The Gang gasped, "HEATHER!"
Heather shouted, flipping the bird at him, "MILK SUCKS!"
Milkman roared in anger, "WHY… YOU…"
BLAST!
He fired milk at Heather, but she zipped out of the way, as the milk blasted through the huge red button. Milkman gasped, "NO!"
Sirens were made, as the castle was flashing red.
Warning! Warning! Self-destruct in 5 minutes!
Milkman shouted, "YOU TAWDRY LITTLE MILK-DEVIL!"
Heather shouted, as she tackled onto Milkman, slashing at him with her fingernails, "STOP CALLING ME THAT!"
She continued slashing, as he dropped his milk gun. Superdude floated down, as he said, "Good job, young tawdry one. I'll take it from here."
Heather snarled at Superdude, "What was that?"
He giggled nervously, "Uh, handsomely cute one…"
Heather smiled, as Superdude picked up Milkman. He then said, "Who's predictable now, Milkman? So long, King Bowser!"
He socked at his face, as he flew into the walls, crashing into the stone bricks. He did a Superman pose, as he laughed heartily. The Gang regrouped, as Heather asked, "You guys okay?"
Steven smiled, "Smart thinking, Heather. And let's hope that will stop Milkman's evil milk schemes."
Mizuki asked, "Well, now that this matter is solved, what about the castle, about to self-destruct?"
The castle started to crumble, as Heather giggled, "Oops… So, that's what that button was…"
She then concluded, "Uh, so now would be a good time to tell you that I destroyed the escape pods."
The Gang barked, "Heather!"
Heather snuffed, "Uh, hello? Flying powers?"
Farra said, "After that beating, I don't think I can carry much…"
Superdude flew upward and asked, "You guys need a lift? I can only carry three of you."
Farra nodded, "And how! Mizuki, Peter, and Heather will join you, while I bring Steven and Asahi on tow!"
She grew wings, as Steven and Asahi grabbed on. Superdude took the rest of The Gang in his arms, and then said, "Well, better buckle up! Because this ride is about to get pasteurized!"
He laughed in a cheesy heroic laugh, as The Gang huffed sarcastically, "Not funny…"
They flew off, as Milkman emerged from the rubble. He moaned in pain, as the castle was about to explode, "Oh… Oh, ho… All my work… for nothing…"
He sobbed, "They'll rue the day… that they assisted that milk-hating freak!"
Castle will implode… in 10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
Milkman yelled, at the top of his lungs, to the heavens:
"HEAAAAAAATHERRRRRRRRRRR!"
BOOM!
The castle exploded, with Milkman in it, as Superdude and The Gang flew off to safety, in the nick of time.
The newspaper then showed the headlines:
"AAW Helps Local Superhero!"
The picture showed the mayor giving the key to the city, a huge gold key, to The Gang, with Heather gnawing on it.
The narrator put the newspaper away and narrated to the audience, "Friends, you have just witnessed and participated in a troubling start-up of the past, present, and future… the first of many such bizarre revelations. But of course, you'll witness this horrifying and exciting story you just witnessed, in a future time.
Over the next twenty-six chapters, you will witness things that baffle you… horrify you… even disgust you… But you must not look away! Pay close attention to every chapter and everything you see and hear. Because when our story reaches its bowel-tingling climax, only YOU, my friends, will possess the support to help The Gang save the Moji Mikisa and the entire human race."
She smiled and said, "Get ready… Because The Gang begins… as we look through the AAW… The Gang… and The EXE Files."
Written by:
Miz-K Takase & Jerome "Cucumber" Holowitz
Produced by:
Miz-K Takase
Directed by:
Bubs McNougat
Presented in "Cucumber-Vision"
EXE-cutive Producer by:
Scarlet Riley
Percival Gaynes
Michelle Nevins
The Gang created by:
Miz-K Takase
Comic Party (Mizuki & Asahi) characters by:
AQUAPLUS
NOTE: Credit of original characters featured belongs to me. The other characters featured are NOT mine, and are rightfully owned by their respective owners.
Acknowledged, Miz-K
The Gang IN ACTION!
presents:
The EXE FILES!
