A/N: So, this is an attempt at an amateur script for a skit or something... I had this idea at work and had to write it down real quick before I forgot. XP I thought it was fun, and it was a blast to write. I daydream somebody likes it enough to actually perform it, but that's probably just wishful thinking.

But it works best if you read down to Sokka's entrance and then play the instrumental version of For the First Time in Forever from Disney's Frozen. I tried to have the words fit as best as possible. Even sang it out loud a few times. *cough* Not that you needed to know that...

I hope you enjoy it, though. XP And on the off chance somebody out there decides to actually do this thing... Say so in a review or PM or something. But that's just for the off chance. I'm not counting on it or anything... Mostly, it's a spoof that isn't really meant to be taken seriously and can most definitely be laughed at.

Also, I do not own Avatar: The Last Airbender or Frozen. If I owned the former, Zutara would be canon. If I owned the latter... I dunno. I'll have to think about that.

~Penelope

P.S. Please excuse the random '/'. They're my dividers...


[We begin with the end of the Agni Kai between Zuko and Azula. Azula has been detained by Katara, who is now races over to the fallen Fire Prince's side and begins to heal him.]

Azula: [rear stage left, watching with her face twisted in a grimace]

Zuko: [center stage; weakly] Thank you, Katara…

Katara: [smiling] I think I'm the one who should be thanking you. [helps him up]

Azula: [starts hyperventilating, preparing to go into her rage fit]

Sokka: [marches out from stage left, waving his hands for them to stop] Wait, wait, wait hold it! Hold everything!

Azula: [stops]

Katara: Sokka, what are you doing? You're not on yet!

Sokka: Something's missing here. I don't like it.

Zuko: Missing?

Katara: [sharply] What's missing?

Sokka: [rubs his chin] Zuko what are you waiting for?

Could destiny have given you any more?

How could you waste this opportunity? [flails arms at Zuko]

You gave up your life in exchange for hers

She's given it back and now she's yours

Are you so dense that you can't even see?

/

[imitates girlish pose with hands framing face]

There's that look in her eyes that's special

She saves that look only for you

Don't think that it's too good to be true!

/

'Cuz for the first time in forever [wide arm gesture toward Katara]

We see her smile reach her eyes

And for the first time in forever

Somebody she loves doesn't die!

/

And I realize that it's kinda crazy

To bring this up right now

But for the first time in forever

I SHIP YOU SO HARD! [bounces]

/

Zuko: [stymied, but also bashful] Um…

Katara: [speechless]

Aang: [angry] That doesn't even rhyme!

Sokka: Who cares!? I had to end with something!

Aang: [throws his hands in the air] I can't believe this! I'm the Avatar; we all know how this story's gonna end.

[dramatic pose] Imagine me standing there, proud and tall

The guy behind Fire Lord Ozai's fall

The one who sweeps Katara off her feet!

Married, have a kid, maybe three or four

And who knows what else will be in store

All I know is that it's gonna be sweet!

/

And you know that I'm the Hero

And the Hero gets the girl

For Katara, I'd take on the world! [takes Katara's hand and coaxes her into dancing]

/

'Cuz for the first time in forever,

I've got a second chance

For the first time in forever

I'll have the perfect dream romance! [twirls Katara into him]

/

And eventually we'll grow old together

And watch our kids grow up

For the first time in forever-

/

Toph: You're gonna make me throw up.

Aang: [whining] Toph! Your spoiling the effect!

/

Zuko: [grim but determined] Katara, wait [catches her arm]

Katara: [jerks away, startled]

Zuko: Just listen please!

I need you here like I need air to breathe

I can't conceal

How I really feel

I swear it's true [holds her face between his hands]

Katara, I think I'm in love with you

/

Aang: [pulls Katara away from Zuko] But it doesn't work that way

Katara: [stumbles, and jerks out of Aang's hold]

Sokka: [echo] You don't really have a say.

/

Aang: Zuko gets to be with Mai! [reaches for Katara]

Sokka: [echo] Nuh-uh, not today

[dramatic fist to the sky] Come on Zuko we will have our way!

Zuko: [echoes to Katara, hand held out to her] Please stay!

Katara: [watches Zuko]

/

Zuko: 'Cuz for the first time in forever

My story is my own!

/

Sokka: And for the first time in forever,

Zuko won't end up alone!

/

Katara: [takes Zuko's outstretched hand]

Zuko: [surprised but smiles]

/

Sokka: [watches; folds his arms, pleased] Though I cringe to see my baby sis dating

One thing I can't deny:

Katara: [one step closer to Zuko]

Aang: [aghast]

Sokka: For the first time in forever

For the first time in forever-

She might choose the right guy! [holds long, dramatic end note even after the music stops]

/

Katara: [irritated, though still holding Zuko's hand; elbows Sokka in the stomach] Gee, thanks Sokka.

Sokka: Oof! [doubles over]

Toph: I'm going to find some place with an oogie-shield. Away from here. [shakes head; walks off stage right]

Azula: [sardonically disgusted] Might I join you?

Sokka: Right behind you! [races after Toph]

Aang: But Katara-

Katara: [starts walking off stage with Zuko] I think… we have things to talk about. [tone is resigned but shyly happy]

Zuko: We do… Wait, we do?

Katara: [giggles as they exit stage right]

Aang: Hey, wait a minute! I'm not finished! [begins to sound desperate] Katara! [irritated] Toph! [raging] SOKKA! I'm not finished with you! [storms off stage right, still yelling after them] You can't just break the biggest rule in storytelling of all time! I'm the hero! It doesn't work like this! What sort of message are you sending to the children!? K-Katara? Zuko! Waaaaait! [mournfully] Think of the chiiilldreeeeennnn!

Azula: [left behind, sitting there awkwardly with her hands chained] …Well.