Revan brings the defective droid back to the droid shop on Taris

Revan: I wish to register a complaint. Hello sir?

Shop Owner: Who are you calling sir?

Revan: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I would like return this droid.

Shop Owner: What seems to be the problem?

Revan: It's dead.

Shop Owner: It is not! It's pining for the fiords...

Revan: It's not pining its dead.

Shop Owner: Beep! There it just beeped it alive...

Revan: It did not! That was you!

Shop Owner: Was not!

Revan: HELLO TF-45 WAKEY WAKEY!!!!!!! TESTING TESTING!

Shop Owner: You stunned it.

Revan: I stunned it!

Shop Owner: Yes TFs stun easily

Revan: sigh What else do you have left?

Shop Owner: I've got a gizka...

Revan: Does it help break into Sith bases?

Shop Owner: Well no...

Revan: Then I don't want it!

Shop Owner: You know I didn't always want to be a droid shop owner. I wanted to be a cantina dancer!!!!

Swinging from pole to pole...

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