Spongebob Meets Harry Potter-The Musical!
This is my first musical style fic so...you can flame if you want since it's my first one.
Act one
Scene one
[curtain opens and we see plankton in his lab.No not his dog]
Song:Plankton's Theme
[in the tune of the theme song]
Plankton:I don't get it!
Computer:What don't you get plankton?
Plankton:I can't hear you!
Computer:What don't you get Plankton?
Plankton:Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!Why can't I get that recipe?
Computer:You're so stupid!
Plankton:Smart and evil and smart is me!
Computer:You're so stupid!
Plankton:Nautical nonsense is nothing I wish.
Computer:You're so stupid!
Plankton:I really don't get it. I'm not a dumb fish!
Computer:You're so stupid.Oy!You're so stupid.You're so stupid.You're so stupid!You're...so...stupid!
[song's over]
Plankton:Computer,what can I do.
Computer:Well,there is one person...
Plankton:No way!All that wand stuff is stupid!He lost all his powers and don't you know he's dead?
Computer:Wormtail brought him back to life.
Plankton:He'll kill me!Don't you know what he is!
Computer:A person who everyone fears.
Plankton:Besides that,he's a wizard!That You-Know-Who stuff is so stupid!But,he's so much more powerful than me!And since I give the orders I say transport Voldemort to Bikkini Bottom...with an air tank on of corse.
[curtain closes]
Scene Two
[curtain opens and we see Harry,Ron and Hermione in the Gryffindor common room]
Hermione:Harry,You-Know-Who has dissapeared.Everyone who studied it,needed to go to the doctor because they thought he was transported underwater to a cirtain city.Definetly not Atlantis.Only a complete jerk thinks he's underwater.
Dumbledore:Harry,Voldemort is underwater.
Harry:Dumbledore,Hermione said that-
[Hermione covers Harry's mouth]
Dumbledore:Hermione said what?
Hermione:Nothing.
Dumbldore:Anyway Harry,
Song:We'll be doomed
[in the tune of Be Our Guest]
Dumbledore:We'll be doomed.We'll be doomed.We'll be very,very doomed if you do not kill Voldemort once and for all.
Harry:We'll be doomed.We'll be doomed.We'll be very,very doomed 'cause it's impossible to find out where he is.
Ron:No we won't.No we won't.Harry,it's like a root beer float.Except it's a little harder.It's also sort of tar tar.
Hermione:We might live we might live.We might really,really live.We have a small chance and we know where he is.
Everyone:Are we doomed.Are we doomed.Are we really,really doomed?It's a question that will be answered not so soon .Are we dooooooooommmmmmmmmeeeeedddddddd???
[song's over]
Harry:Let's do it!
Dumbldore:Good!I've been working on this spell and you're transported underwater with airtanks.
[Dumbledore does the spell]
Scene 3
[Meanwhile in Plankton's lab-you know what I mean]
Plankton:Voldie,this is a job we can do together.
Voldemort:Don't call me that!Why would I wan't to help you?
Plankton:Because I'll let you get half the power!
Voldemort:O.k!
Scene 4
[At the Krusty Krab]
Spongebob:Mr.Krabs,how come we haven't heard from Plankton in a long time?
Mr.Krabs[call him M.K]:I don't know.You might want to check over there soon.
Spongebob:I'll check there in 5 days.
M.K:Well I guess he's gone.
Spongebob:Do you think?
M.K:Maybe he's dead.I knew he was close to death.
[they cry]
[Harry,Ron and Hermione enter]
M.K:Welcome!Sit down.
Harry:Are galleons and sickles good here?
M.K:O.k.Spongebob,take...these weird fishes' order.
Ron:We're humans.
Song:May I take your order?[in the tune of Beetoven's 5th symphony]
Spongebob:May I take your order?May I take your order?
Harry:I'd like a Krabby Pattie double deluxe with extra cheese.Please no pee.It's the last thing I need.
Spongebob:May I take your order?May I take your order?
Ron:I'd like a milkshake and large fries.Make them dead.Please have salt on them.
Spongebob:May I take your order?May I take your order?
Hermione:I'd like a milkshake extra thick.No toothpicks.My name's not Rick.
Spongbob:Coming right up.Coming right uppppppppppppppppp![song's over]
[ten minutes later]
Hermione:Your food here is really good.Who's the fry cook?
Spongebob:Me.
Hermione:You're sure a good one.What's your name?
Spongbob:I'm Spongebob Squarepants.Who are you?
Hermone:I'm Hermione Granger.The guy with glasses is Harry Potter.The guy with freckles is Ron Weasly.
Spongebob:You sound just like characters in the books I read.Jarry Fotter,Fon Teasly and Gernione Painger.One of the books is Jarry Fotter and the flying dutchman's stone.[all is silent]
Harry:That's a parody on us.Who wrote them?
Spongebob:HP,RW,HG.
Harry:You mean he stole our names and made fun of us?I'm killing him.
Ron:Me too.
Spongebob:He also wrote this adventure.
Ron:[beep]!
[M.K comes in]
M.K:Spongbob,Plankton's alive...and he has a partner in crime.I think all of you should come in.
[scene 5]
[inside M.K's office]
M.K:Look through this telescope boy.
Spongbob:Wow his partner's real powerful.I think...
Song:It's Over[in the tune of the chorus of Tomorrow from Annie]
It's over.It's over.The Krusty Krab's over.Closings a day away.It's over.It's over.It's really over.Closing might be todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
[song's over]
Ron:Can we look?
M.K:Fine.
Ron:Oh,[beep]!
Harry:What?
Ron:It's you-know-who!
Spongebob:Who's that?
Harry:Voldemort.
Ron:Don't say the name!
M.K:Please.Kids,Spongebob.Go get Plankton and Voldemort!
Ron:Oy!
[Scene 6]
[they are walking to The Chum Bucket]
Hermione:So,how dangerous is Plankton?
Spongbob:He's not dangerous.He's just lonely.
Harry:Did you ever try to befriend him.
Spongebob:I failed.
[they get to The Chum Bucket]
Spongebob:I guess this is the end of Plankton-
[they enter and immedietly get caught in a trap]
Spongbob:or us.
[Plankton and Voldemort approach]
Plankton:So,you finally found everything out.It took you long enough.You see,I am about to go to the Krusty Krab and steal a Krabby Pattie and bring it back to here.Then I will finally find out the secret formula! To make sure you don't escape and live we're putting shreders and slicers under the trap.
[a pool opens under them full of shreders and slicers]
Plakton:So,goodbye...for good.Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha.
[Plankton exits]
All good guys in the room:[in the tune of We'll be doomed]We are doomed.We are doomed.We are very very dooooooooommmmmmeeeeedddd.
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Intermission
P.S.Please reveiw!
This is my first musical style fic so...you can flame if you want since it's my first one.
Act one
Scene one
[curtain opens and we see plankton in his lab.No not his dog]
Song:Plankton's Theme
[in the tune of the theme song]
Plankton:I don't get it!
Computer:What don't you get plankton?
Plankton:I can't hear you!
Computer:What don't you get Plankton?
Plankton:Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!Why can't I get that recipe?
Computer:You're so stupid!
Plankton:Smart and evil and smart is me!
Computer:You're so stupid!
Plankton:Nautical nonsense is nothing I wish.
Computer:You're so stupid!
Plankton:I really don't get it. I'm not a dumb fish!
Computer:You're so stupid.Oy!You're so stupid.You're so stupid.You're so stupid!You're...so...stupid!
[song's over]
Plankton:Computer,what can I do.
Computer:Well,there is one person...
Plankton:No way!All that wand stuff is stupid!He lost all his powers and don't you know he's dead?
Computer:Wormtail brought him back to life.
Plankton:He'll kill me!Don't you know what he is!
Computer:A person who everyone fears.
Plankton:Besides that,he's a wizard!That You-Know-Who stuff is so stupid!But,he's so much more powerful than me!And since I give the orders I say transport Voldemort to Bikkini Bottom...with an air tank on of corse.
[curtain closes]
Scene Two
[curtain opens and we see Harry,Ron and Hermione in the Gryffindor common room]
Hermione:Harry,You-Know-Who has dissapeared.Everyone who studied it,needed to go to the doctor because they thought he was transported underwater to a cirtain city.Definetly not Atlantis.Only a complete jerk thinks he's underwater.
Dumbledore:Harry,Voldemort is underwater.
Harry:Dumbledore,Hermione said that-
[Hermione covers Harry's mouth]
Dumbledore:Hermione said what?
Hermione:Nothing.
Dumbldore:Anyway Harry,
Song:We'll be doomed
[in the tune of Be Our Guest]
Dumbledore:We'll be doomed.We'll be doomed.We'll be very,very doomed if you do not kill Voldemort once and for all.
Harry:We'll be doomed.We'll be doomed.We'll be very,very doomed 'cause it's impossible to find out where he is.
Ron:No we won't.No we won't.Harry,it's like a root beer float.Except it's a little harder.It's also sort of tar tar.
Hermione:We might live we might live.We might really,really live.We have a small chance and we know where he is.
Everyone:Are we doomed.Are we doomed.Are we really,really doomed?It's a question that will be answered not so soon .Are we dooooooooommmmmmmmmeeeeedddddddd???
[song's over]
Harry:Let's do it!
Dumbldore:Good!I've been working on this spell and you're transported underwater with airtanks.
[Dumbledore does the spell]
Scene 3
[Meanwhile in Plankton's lab-you know what I mean]
Plankton:Voldie,this is a job we can do together.
Voldemort:Don't call me that!Why would I wan't to help you?
Plankton:Because I'll let you get half the power!
Voldemort:O.k!
Scene 4
[At the Krusty Krab]
Spongebob:Mr.Krabs,how come we haven't heard from Plankton in a long time?
Mr.Krabs[call him M.K]:I don't know.You might want to check over there soon.
Spongebob:I'll check there in 5 days.
M.K:Well I guess he's gone.
Spongebob:Do you think?
M.K:Maybe he's dead.I knew he was close to death.
[they cry]
[Harry,Ron and Hermione enter]
M.K:Welcome!Sit down.
Harry:Are galleons and sickles good here?
M.K:O.k.Spongebob,take...these weird fishes' order.
Ron:We're humans.
Song:May I take your order?[in the tune of Beetoven's 5th symphony]
Spongebob:May I take your order?May I take your order?
Harry:I'd like a Krabby Pattie double deluxe with extra cheese.Please no pee.It's the last thing I need.
Spongebob:May I take your order?May I take your order?
Ron:I'd like a milkshake and large fries.Make them dead.Please have salt on them.
Spongebob:May I take your order?May I take your order?
Hermione:I'd like a milkshake extra thick.No toothpicks.My name's not Rick.
Spongbob:Coming right up.Coming right uppppppppppppppppp![song's over]
[ten minutes later]
Hermione:Your food here is really good.Who's the fry cook?
Spongebob:Me.
Hermione:You're sure a good one.What's your name?
Spongbob:I'm Spongebob Squarepants.Who are you?
Hermone:I'm Hermione Granger.The guy with glasses is Harry Potter.The guy with freckles is Ron Weasly.
Spongebob:You sound just like characters in the books I read.Jarry Fotter,Fon Teasly and Gernione Painger.One of the books is Jarry Fotter and the flying dutchman's stone.[all is silent]
Harry:That's a parody on us.Who wrote them?
Spongebob:HP,RW,HG.
Harry:You mean he stole our names and made fun of us?I'm killing him.
Ron:Me too.
Spongebob:He also wrote this adventure.
Ron:[beep]!
[M.K comes in]
M.K:Spongbob,Plankton's alive...and he has a partner in crime.I think all of you should come in.
[scene 5]
[inside M.K's office]
M.K:Look through this telescope boy.
Spongbob:Wow his partner's real powerful.I think...
Song:It's Over[in the tune of the chorus of Tomorrow from Annie]
It's over.It's over.The Krusty Krab's over.Closings a day away.It's over.It's over.It's really over.Closing might be todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
[song's over]
Ron:Can we look?
M.K:Fine.
Ron:Oh,[beep]!
Harry:What?
Ron:It's you-know-who!
Spongebob:Who's that?
Harry:Voldemort.
Ron:Don't say the name!
M.K:Please.Kids,Spongebob.Go get Plankton and Voldemort!
Ron:Oy!
[Scene 6]
[they are walking to The Chum Bucket]
Hermione:So,how dangerous is Plankton?
Spongbob:He's not dangerous.He's just lonely.
Harry:Did you ever try to befriend him.
Spongebob:I failed.
[they get to The Chum Bucket]
Spongebob:I guess this is the end of Plankton-
[they enter and immedietly get caught in a trap]
Spongbob:or us.
[Plankton and Voldemort approach]
Plankton:So,you finally found everything out.It took you long enough.You see,I am about to go to the Krusty Krab and steal a Krabby Pattie and bring it back to here.Then I will finally find out the secret formula! To make sure you don't escape and live we're putting shreders and slicers under the trap.
[a pool opens under them full of shreders and slicers]
Plakton:So,goodbye...for good.Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha.
[Plankton exits]
All good guys in the room:[in the tune of We'll be doomed]We are doomed.We are doomed.We are very very dooooooooommmmmmeeeeedddd.
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Intermission
P.S.Please reveiw!
