Spongebob Meets Harry Potter-The Musical!

This is my first musical style fic so...you can flame if you want since it's my first one.

Act one

Scene one

[curtain opens and we see plankton in his lab.No not his dog]
Song:Plankton's Theme

[in the tune of the theme song]

Plankton:I don't get it!

Computer:What don't you get plankton?

Plankton:I can't hear you!

Computer:What don't you get Plankton?

Plankton:Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!Why can't I get that recipe?

Computer:You're so stupid!

Plankton:Smart and evil and smart is me!

Computer:You're so stupid!

Plankton:Nautical nonsense is nothing I wish.

Computer:You're so stupid!

Plankton:I really don't get it. I'm not a dumb fish!

Computer:You're so stupid.Oy!You're so stupid.You're so stupid.You're so stupid!You're...so...stupid!
[song's over]

Plankton:Computer,what can I do.

Computer:Well,there is one person...

Plankton:No way!All that wand stuff is stupid!He lost all his powers and don't you know he's dead?

Computer:Wormtail brought him back to life.

Plankton:He'll kill me!Don't you know what he is!

Computer:A person who everyone fears.

Plankton:Besides that,he's a wizard!That You-Know-Who stuff is so stupid!But,he's so much more powerful than me!And since I give the orders I say transport Voldemort to Bikkini Bottom...with an air tank on of corse.

[curtain closes]

Scene Two

[curtain opens and we see Harry,Ron and Hermione in the Gryffindor common room]

Hermione:Harry,You-Know-Who has dissapeared.Everyone who studied it,needed to go to the doctor because they thought he was transported underwater to a cirtain city.Definetly not Atlantis.Only a complete jerk thinks he's underwater.

Dumbledore:Harry,Voldemort is underwater.

Harry:Dumbledore,Hermione said that-

[Hermione covers Harry's mouth]

Dumbledore:Hermione said what?

Hermione:Nothing.

Dumbldore:Anyway Harry,

Song:We'll be doomed
[in the tune of Be Our Guest]

Dumbledore:We'll be doomed.We'll be doomed.We'll be very,very doomed if you do not kill Voldemort once and for all.

Harry:We'll be doomed.We'll be doomed.We'll be very,very doomed 'cause it's impossible to find out where he is.

Ron:No we won't.No we won't.Harry,it's like a root beer float.Except it's a little harder.It's also sort of tar tar.

Hermione:We might live we might live.We might really,really live.We have a small chance and we know where he is.

Everyone:Are we doomed.Are we doomed.Are we really,really doomed?It's a question that will be answered not so soon .Are we dooooooooommmmmmmmmeeeeedddddddd???

[song's over]

Harry:Let's do it!

Dumbldore:Good!I've been working on this spell and you're transported underwater with airtanks.

[Dumbledore does the spell]

Scene 3
[Meanwhile in Plankton's lab-you know what I mean]

Plankton:Voldie,this is a job we can do together.

Voldemort:Don't call me that!Why would I wan't to help you?

Plankton:Because I'll let you get half the power!

Voldemort:O.k!

Scene 4
[At the Krusty Krab]

Spongebob:Mr.Krabs,how come we haven't heard from Plankton in a long time?

Mr.Krabs[call him M.K]:I don't know.You might want to check over there soon.

Spongebob:I'll check there in 5 days.

M.K:Well I guess he's gone.

Spongebob:Do you think?

M.K:Maybe he's dead.I knew he was close to death.

[they cry]

[Harry,Ron and Hermione enter]

M.K:Welcome!Sit down.

Harry:Are galleons and sickles good here?

M.K:O.k.Spongebob,take...these weird fishes' order.

Ron:We're humans.

Song:May I take your order?[in the tune of Beetoven's 5th symphony]

Spongebob:May I take your order?May I take your order?

Harry:I'd like a Krabby Pattie double deluxe with extra cheese.Please no pee.It's the last thing I need.

Spongebob:May I take your order?May I take your order?

Ron:I'd like a milkshake and large fries.Make them dead.Please have salt on them.

Spongebob:May I take your order?May I take your order?

Hermione:I'd like a milkshake extra thick.No toothpicks.My name's not Rick.

Spongbob:Coming right up.Coming right uppppppppppppppppp![song's over]

[ten minutes later]

Hermione:Your food here is really good.Who's the fry cook?

Spongebob:Me.

Hermione:You're sure a good one.What's your name?

Spongbob:I'm Spongebob Squarepants.Who are you?

Hermone:I'm Hermione Granger.The guy with glasses is Harry Potter.The guy with freckles is Ron Weasly.

Spongebob:You sound just like characters in the books I read.Jarry Fotter,Fon Teasly and Gernione Painger.One of the books is Jarry Fotter and the flying dutchman's stone.[all is silent]

Harry:That's a parody on us.Who wrote them?

Spongebob:HP,RW,HG.

Harry:You mean he stole our names and made fun of us?I'm killing him.

Ron:Me too.

Spongebob:He also wrote this adventure.

Ron:[beep]!

[M.K comes in]

M.K:Spongbob,Plankton's alive...and he has a partner in crime.I think all of you should come in.

[scene 5]

[inside M.K's office]

M.K:Look through this telescope boy.

Spongbob:Wow his partner's real powerful.I think...

Song:It's Over[in the tune of the chorus of Tomorrow from Annie]

It's over.It's over.The Krusty Krab's over.Closings a day away.It's over.It's over.It's really over.Closing might be todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[song's over]

Ron:Can we look?

M.K:Fine.

Ron:Oh,[beep]!

Harry:What?

Ron:It's you-know-who!

Spongebob:Who's that?

Harry:Voldemort.

Ron:Don't say the name!

M.K:Please.Kids,Spongebob.Go get Plankton and Voldemort!

Ron:Oy!

[Scene 6]

[they are walking to The Chum Bucket]

Hermione:So,how dangerous is Plankton?

Spongbob:He's not dangerous.He's just lonely.

Harry:Did you ever try to befriend him.

Spongebob:I failed.

[they get to The Chum Bucket]

Spongebob:I guess this is the end of Plankton-

[they enter and immedietly get caught in a trap]

Spongbob:or us.

[Plankton and Voldemort approach]

Plankton:So,you finally found everything out.It took you long enough.You see,I am about to go to the Krusty Krab and steal a Krabby Pattie and bring it back to here.Then I will finally find out the secret formula! To make sure you don't escape and live we're putting shreders and slicers under the trap.

[a pool opens under them full of shreders and slicers]

Plakton:So,goodbye...for good.Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha.

[Plankton exits]

All good guys in the room:[in the tune of We'll be doomed]We are doomed.We are doomed.We are very very dooooooooommmmmmeeeeedddd.
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Intermission
P.S.Please reveiw!