The internet was a fascinating thing to Peridot. Full of thousands of humans. A very easy way to observe them. So, why not chat with them? See how they live and talk. A very educational, harmless and fun experiment.

For this, she had it all planned out. What the manipulated variables would be, the controlled, and the responding.

-Welcome to the chat Peridot_Facet-2F5L_Cut-5XG-

Peridot_Facet-2F5L_Cut-5XG: Hello, fellow human beings! I am Peridot, bros!

*bitcha$$*: Hey Peridot. So... how's it going?

pissbaby: yo

Peridot_Facet-2F5L_Cut-5XG: It is going fairly well, *bitcha$$*! The dank image jokes, AM I right?

Please: I JUST FOUND VORE ART I'M. SOBBING

pissbaby: images or you're deemed a perve

Please: How did you find vore?

Peridot_Facet-2F5L_Cut-5XG: What is this "vore"?

...

... Peridot... Oh dear peridot. Not only had she joined a chat full of sinning teens, but she asked. And she got an answer.

Peridot was horrified, to say the least. She knew the concept of eating. It was gross. But this was a whole new level.

And she thought it was real. That people did this. She threw the tablet across the room, shattering the glass screen. Lapis looked up from her book, confused but barely fazed.

"What happened?" Lapis questioned, raising her eyebrow precisely 3.17 millimeters.

"Lapis.. Lapis we need to board up the doors. We can not let a single human near us."

"Why? What about Steven? Or Connie?" Lapis was fearing for her friendship's survival.

"No, they should be fine. But... they... they eat eachother.. I don't want to get into the details. But I fear for my safety and wellbeing."


((honestly, if this is liked enough I'll make more but honestly this is low-key just a joke so.. ya know))