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Alex Trebeck: And welcome back to Gundam Jeopardy. Before we begin the double jeopardy round, I'd like to reassure the audience that all of Heero Yuy's weapons have been confiscated. With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Heero Yuy has obtained negative 23,313. Mostly by buzzing in and threatening the audience. When he wasn't threatening the audience he was threaten either Duo or myself.

Heero: I may have sworn never to kill again, but there are things worse then death Trebeck. Keeping pushing me and I will show them to you.

Alex Trebeck: Ummm.I'm not sure how to respond to that so I will just continue on. Duo Maxwell is in a close second place with negative 18,400. I would also like to add, that Duo does not control life and death, as he claims just about every time he rings in.

Duo: Come on Alex, Tag Along on my journey to hell [pushes buzzer].

Alex Trebeck: And you're an idiot. Trowa Barton has zero, in fact all game he has done nothing. Its gone so far that he actually stopped blinking about 2 minutes into the game.

Trowa: .

Alex Trebeck: Let's take a look at the board. First up is Your Name, Name This Color, Gods, and I'd like to point out that no answer in that category is Duo. Next up its popery, continuing on to Current Vice Foreign Ministers, Birthdays and finally Spatial Physics.and that last one is way to hard, so lets change that to just Space. Heero you're in 3rd place so the board is yours.

Heero: My name is Heero Yuy. That's all the information you'll get from me, OZ scum.

Alex Trebeck: [sighs] Duo why don't you go.

Duo: I'll take my category for $600.

Alex: Mr. Maxwell, you don't have a category.

Duo: Yes I do, its right next to Name This Color.

Alex: You are not a god. Nor will you ever be one. But I am not going to argue with you so here is the answer: "This is the god Jupiter was named after"

[Duo buzzes in]

Duo: Me, the god of death.

Alex: For the very last time, you are not the god of death. And please remember to answer in the form of a question.

[Trowa buzzes in]

Trowa:.

Alex: Well atleast he actually did something. And unless Mr. Yuy would like to more threatening references to people we'll just move on. [Heero Buzzes in] But I guess that was too much to hope for.

Heero: Just you wait Trebeck, they can't keep my weapons forever.

Alex: Splendid. And why don't we let Trowa pick a category.

Trowa: ..

Alex: Are we even sure Mr. Barton can speak? We are? Ok this is rather pathetic.

Trowa: I take "Your Name" for $1,000

Alex: Oh my god he speaks. Your answer is "say your name". Just forget about answering in the form of a question just say your name.

[Duo buzzes in]

Duo: God of Death

Alex: Mr. Maxwell I hate you.

[Heero Buzzes in]

Heero: What is the god of death.

Alex: I am not even going to dignify that with a response. Just some one pick a category, any category and any player.[Quite some times passes]. All right since the three of you have to combined IQ of a cockroach I will pick a category for you. [Duo buzzes in] What is it Mr. Maxwell?

Duo: [Laughing] you said cock.

Alex: .and the category is Current Vice Foreign Ministers for $800. She is the current Vice Foreign Minister. She is married to Mr. Yuy. You may use any alias she goes by.

[Heero buzzes in]

Heero: Who is Lady Une.

[Duo buzzes in]

Duo: [Pointing at Heero] He's wrong!! He's Wrong!!

Alex: For the first time in history Mr. Maxwell is correct

Duo: Yeah the correct answer is Catharine Bloom

Alex: I'm speechless.

[Trowa buzzes in]

Trowa: Who is.. Uh.. Who is that guy, he has the weird hair.

Alex: No.

Trowa: No, I'm asking you who he is. I lent him $5 before the show and I just realized that's my cab money.

Alex: And lets just move on to final jeopardy. Your final jeopardy question is: Where were you born.

[Jeopardy music starts]

Alex: Just simply write down where you where born. You can lie to us if you'd like and simply write down a location and you win. And Mr. Yuy appears to be writing way too much.

[Jeopardy music ends]

Alex: Let's just get this over with and quickly as possible. Heero Yuy, you answered, what appears to be a letter making several threatening references to the government. I am not even going to bother to see what you wagered, because I doubt you can count past 10.

Heero: I can count Trebeck and there is one thing you can count on, and that me, waiting for you at your car after the show.

Alex: And I will now be taking a cab home. Moving on to Mr. Maxwell, what was his answer? "I control". Let me guess you wager is Life and Death. And I was right. And finally we come to the last person, Mr. Barton, your answer, is what appears to be an advertisement for a circus.

Trowa: I got paid $10 to do that.

Alex: You understand you are playing for charity, right?

Trowa: I have done enough good to last 5 lifetimes.

Alex: This show just wouldn't end. Please don't stop watching jeopardy because of this. This will be the last time we do celebrity jeopardy. I promise.



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