Misty: hey! Welcome! I hope you enjoy this fic! Now for the revealing of the cast! Harry Potter: Vegeta Ron Weasley: Goku Hermione Granger: Launch Professor McGonagall: Bulma Draco Malfoy: Gohan Professor Snape: Yamcha Dumbledore: the supreme Kai Hagrid: Ox King There you are! The cast! The rest are themselves.I do not own DBZ or Harry Potter. Vegeta: I'M HARRY POTTER!? FUCK NO! Misty: do we have a problem Vegeta? Vegeta: yes! I'M HARRY POTTER! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME! Misty:.but your so perfect for it. Vegeta: you said if I did this I would be a character that best resembles me! Misty: I lied.Yamcha came before you asking for the role of Snape. Goku: c'mon Vegeta, it will be fun! Vegeta: and who got Draco Malfoy? Misty: Gohan. Vegeta: WHAT!? HIM!? Misty: lets start! OH! and I do not own Harry Potter or Dragonball Z ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- Vegeta waited on the train, bored as hell, the Hogwarts Express was on it's way to Hogwarts, he stared out the window, his glasses reflecting the meadow outside his window, he then hears someone stop by the doorway of the compartment.

"Do you mind? Everywhere else is full" said the young black hair boy, looking hopefully.

"Not at all." Replied the bored Vegeta, he watched as the boy sat down, then sighed.

"By the way, I'm Goku, Goku Wesley" said Goku as he smiled.

" I'm Vegeta, Vegeta Potter" he said, watching Ron look at his scar in awe.

"Wicked"

5 minuets later a girl steps in the doorway, she looked around then looked at the two.

" Have any of you seen a toad? A boy named Neville lost one" she said, she then looked upon Goku who had his wand out "are you doing magic? Well, lets see then"

Goku raised his wand to his rat Scabbers then said "sunshine daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow." He pointed the wand's tip to the rat only to see a yellow flash, and the rat shriek. But it didn't turn yellow.

" Is the even a real spell? Well, it isn't very good now is it? I've been practicing a few, but the haven't worked as well for me." She sits infront of Vegeta then pulls out her wand "for example, acullo repairo" his glasses fixed in a snap. "That's better isn't it?" she then looks at his scar "holy cricket your Vegeta Potter! I'm Launch Granger" she then looks at Goku who was eating a chocolate frog "and you are?"

" Goku Wesley" he said proudly.

"Pleasure" she gets up " you two better get into your robes, I expect we will be arriving Soon" she then stops at the doorway, the turns to Goku. "You have dirt on your nose, did you know? Just there" she then left.

Goku rubbed the dirt off, when they got there they heard a voice.

"First years this way! C'mon don't be shy!" bellowed the large man, he held a lantern waiting for the others.

When they got there they went up the marble staircase where a teacher awaited them. They all gathered and waited for instruction.

"Now in a few moments you will go through these halls and join your classmates, but before you do you have to be sorted, the houses are, Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin! Wait here so I can announce you're here" she then leaves, then from the corner of Vegeta's eye, he can see a young boy, his age, speaking.

"It's true then, what they're saying on the train, Vegeta Potter has come to Hogwarts" said the boy.

Everyone was shocked, and excited "Vegeta Potter?" Neville whispered as if he had never heard of him before.

"This is Crabbe and Goyle, and I'm Gohan" walks infront of Vegeta "Gohan Malfoy"

Goku snickers at the sound of his name, Gohan turned to look at Goku with a death glare.

"Think my names funny to you? I've no need to ask for yours" he said, making Goku glare at him "Black hair, and a hand me down robe? You must be a Wesley" Goku gives off a saddened look, Gohan not noticing, he turns to Vegeta "You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others Vegeta, you don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort "extends a hand "I can help you there"

" I think I can find the wrong sort just fine" Vegeta remarked as he stared deep into Gohan's cold eyes.

Then the teacher comes out and taps Gohan on the shoulder, he steps away, She looks around then tells them to follow her into the great hall. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- As they walked past the long tables, they look up to see the ceiling looked like the night sky.

"that's not really the ceiling, it's just bewitched to look like the night sky, I read about it in, Hogwarts a history." Lunch said as they walked.

They all stop infront of a stool with a old hat, Professor Bulma stood in font of them all.

"Now as I call your name, you will come up, I shall place the sorting hat on your head, and then you'll know what house you'll be in for your 7 years at Hogwarts.Lunch Granger!"

"oh no, relax, cal down" lunch said as she went up to the sorting hat.

"mental that one" proclaimed Goku as she sat down. Vegeta nodded, she was mental, it was just a hat.

Professor Bulma placed that hat on and stood back. The hat moved as it talked.

" ahhhh.yesss. I see.all right then..GRYFFINDOR!" bellowed the hat, Lunch smiled, and walked over the Gryffindor table.

"Gohan Malfoy!" Bulma said.

he sat on the chair before she had fully place the hat upon his head "SLYTHERIN!" cried the hat.

Gohan smiled as he walked to the Slytherin table.

" that's the house you-know-who was in before he turned bad" Goku said, in a scared time. Vegeta stared at Gohan with a glare so evil, that it made Snape look innocent.

"Goku Wesley!" Bulma shouted.

Ron sat on the stool, as soon as she placed the hat on.

" AH-HAH! Another Wesley, I know just what to do with you.GRYFFINDOR!" the hat said.

"Vegeta Potter!" Bulma said.

Vegeta went up, and sat down, once the hat was on, it took longer then the others, after a while.

"GRYFFINDOR!" the hat yelled.

Once everyone was sorted the feast begun, Vegeta, who wasn't that hungry, examined the great hall. After they all went up to the dormitories, where Percy told them where everything was, including the password for the fat lady. That night Vegeta sat by the window, staring out into the lake, stroking Hedwig's softly. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- The next day Vegeta and Goku run into Transfiguration class late, only to see a cat sitting on the table, it watched them as they waked between the isles of desks.

"Can you imagine the look on old Bulma face if we were late?" Goku said catching his breath.

Vegeta stared at him blankly then the cat who pounced off the table turning back into Bulma, she then walks up to them.

"That was bloody brilliant!" Goku said, trying to kiss up.

"Thank you for that assessment Mr. Weasley " she said sternly "maybe I should tranfiguate Mr. Potter into a pocket watch, so maybe that one of you will be here on time."

"We got lost" Vegeta said.

"Then Perhaps a map" she said looking at both "I'm sure you don't need a map to find your seats."

Both Vegeta and Goku sit down, Vegeta mad at himself for getting loss, their next class was potions, after was broom flying, by the end of the day, both were tired, they then finish their homework in the Gryffindor common room, then go to bed. The next day they went to charms, and sat down in the front.

"now, one of a wizards most prized skill is levitation, or, the ability to make things fly" professor Flitwick said "now do you all have feathers? Good, now don't forget that nice swish and flick wrist movement we've been praticing, just swish and flick! Good, now the words, wingadia leviosa."

Everyone tried to do this, Goku was having difficult same as Vegeta.

" wingadia leviosar! Goku said swishing his wand around.

"stop! Your going to poke someone's eyes out" Lunch said "besides your doing it all wrong, it's not leviosar, it's leviosa" she said.

" If your so smart you do it!" Goku said.

" fine then" she gets her wand ready in the air "wingadia leviosa" she said, the feather then started to levitate.

"see her people! Ms. Granger has done it! Good job!" Flitwick said.

Goku rested his head on his crossed arms pouting, Seamus was trying to do it, then all of a sudden his feather blew up.

" I think were going to need another feather over here professor." Vegeta said half his face black from the explosion..

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"It's LEVIOSA not LAVIOSAR, honestly she is annoying!" Goku said, walking to the Gryffindor dormitory with Vegeta,

Lunch power-walked past them sobbing.

" I think she heard you Goku" that's all Vegeta say.

That night during the Halloween feast Quirell came running in "TROLL! THERES A TROLL IN THE DUNGEON" he stood still, Dumbledore stood up "thought you odda Know" he fainted face first into the marble ground.

Everyone started to panic, except Goku and Vegeta.

"SILENCE!" Dumbledore yelled, he then started again when everyone calmed down "now would the Prefects lead your classmates back to the dormitories, teachers, follow me.

Yamcha sneaks through the door leading somewhere else, while walking to Gryffindor tower Vegeta stops, then stops Goku.

"what is it?" Goku asked, wondering why Vegeta stopped.

"lunch! She doesn't know!" Vegeta said, he then ran to the girls bathroom, since Neville told them she has been in there all day crying.

While walking through the dark halls, they here loud footsteps, they then hid behind the wall and peek to see.

"I think the Troll left the dungeon" Goku said with a terrified look upon his face.

In the girls bathroom Lunch came out wiping her tears, still sobbing away, she then opens her eyes to see feet. Then looks up to see the face she then screamed in shear terror, then went into a bathrooms stall and closed it. The mountain troll swung his club, and shattered the bathroom stalls, she then see's Vegeta and Goku come into the doorway.

"HELP ME!" Lunch screamed as she dodged another swing, and headed for the sinks, he almost hit her again, instead smashed a sink.

"LUNCH! HOLD ON!" Vegeta yelled to her thinking of what to do, he then tackles at the Troll, and accidentally sticks his wand up the troll's nose.

The troll grabs him by the leg, and ties to swing his club at him.

"GOKU DO SOMETHING!" yelled Vegeta as he dodged the club while in the clutches of the troll.

"DO WHAT!?" Goku yelled back.

"ANTHING!" Vegeta dodges another swing.

Ron gets his wand out then thinks.

"just swish and flick" Lunch said figuring out what he was gonna do.

"WINGADIA LEVIOSA!" yelled Goku pointing the wand at the club, it was now In the air, the toll then looks up to see it, Goku stops, and It hits his head, letting go of Vegeta, the troll starting to fall, he backed so he wouldn't get squished by the giant. He then stands up and grabs his wan.

"gross" Vegeta said, wiping his wand with his robe. The teachers come in Bulma horrified.

"what happened?" she said eyes widened with fear.

"well" Vegeta said blankly.

" it was my fault professor, I read about them, and I thought I can handle it on my own, if Ron and Harry didn't come when they did, I probably would've been dead" Lunch said looking at the floor.

"for your sheer lack of judgement 5 points will be taken from Gryffindor" Bulma said "and for you two." She said looking at Vegeta and Goku "5 points will be award to each of you. for shear dumb luck" she then walked with the other teachers except Quirrel.

"you better go, before it wakes up" he said, he watched them leave then looked at the troll who snorted, he then jumps and laughs to himself. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- Misty: well there's chapter 1. Vegeta: I can't believe your making me do this! Misty: oh chill, I hope you liked it.please send in reviews at least 5 and I'll put up the second chapter, suggestion wold be helpful. Vegeta: WOMAN! WHERES THE PEPSI!? Misty: gotta go, Vegeta is about to go on a rampage.see ya soon, I hope.