Hi! I know, I know. Christmas is still a month away, but I recently found this song on YouTube and I just HAD to post it! Enjoy!

I do not own the song or P&F!


On the first day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,

A jet powered rocket ski.

On the second day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,

Two busted brothers,

And a jet powered rocket ski.

On the third day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,

A sash full of patches,

Two busted brothers,

And a jet powered rocket ski.

On the fourth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,

A silver guitar,

A sash full of patches,

Two busted brothers,

And a jet powered rocket ski.

On the fifth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,

The entire Tri- State area!

A silver guitar,

A sash full of patches,

Two busted brothers,

And a jet powered rocket ski.

On the sixth day if Christmas, please Santa give to me,

A kiss from a girl,

The entire Tri-State area! Or at least a large portion of it. I don't want to be too greedy.

A silver guitar,

A sash full of patches,

Two busted brothers,

And a jet powered rocket ski.

On the seventh day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,

More nerds to bully,

A kiss from a girl,

The entire Tri- State area! How about just two out of the three states. That's fair right?

A silver guitar,

A sash full of patches,

Two busted brothers,

And a jet powered rocket ski.

On the eighth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,

A promotion to colonial,

More nerds to bully,

A kiss from a girl,

A One-State area! I really think I was overdoing it with the whole thing. Go on with the song.

A silver guitar,

A sash full of patches,

Two busted brothers,

And a jet powered rocket ski.

On the ninth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,

*Perry growls*

Promotion to Coronial,

More nerds to bully,

A kiss from a girl,

Five golden rings! I had to sing it that way at least once, it's tradition. And I'm traditional.

A silver guitar,

A sash full of patches,

Two busted brothers,

And a jet powered rocket ski.

On the tenth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,

A job that pays me money,

*Perry growls*

Promotion to Coronial,

More nerds to bully,

A kiss from a girl,

You know, promotion to coronial sounds really good. Is it too late to change mine?

A silver guitar,

A sash full of patches,

Two busted brothers,

And a jet powered rocket ski.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,

My own set of wheels,

A job that pays me money,

*Perry growls*

Promotion to Coronial,

More nerds to bully,

A kiss from a girl,

Being put on the spot for one thing you want most thanks to an all powerful gift giver that only comes once a year isn't really fair.

A silver guitar,

A sash full of patches,

Two busted brothers,

And a jet powered rocket ski.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,

One line of dialogue,

My own set of wheels,

A job that pays me money,

*Perry growls*

Promotion to Coronial,

More nerds to bully,

A kiss from a girl,

How about just some almod brittle. That's a relistic wish right?

A silver guitar,

A sash full of patches,

Aww, forget it!

And a jet powered rocket ski!


And that's it! I love this song so much! It's my new favorite Christmas song! Hope you enjoyed!