Hi! I know, I know. Christmas is still a month away, but I recently found this song on YouTube and I just HAD to post it! Enjoy!
I do not own the song or P&F!
On the first day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,
A jet powered rocket ski.
On the second day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,
Two busted brothers,
And a jet powered rocket ski.
On the third day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,
A sash full of patches,
Two busted brothers,
And a jet powered rocket ski.
On the fourth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,
A silver guitar,
A sash full of patches,
Two busted brothers,
And a jet powered rocket ski.
On the fifth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,
The entire Tri- State area!
A silver guitar,
A sash full of patches,
Two busted brothers,
And a jet powered rocket ski.
On the sixth day if Christmas, please Santa give to me,
A kiss from a girl,
The entire Tri-State area! Or at least a large portion of it. I don't want to be too greedy.
A silver guitar,
A sash full of patches,
Two busted brothers,
And a jet powered rocket ski.
On the seventh day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,
More nerds to bully,
A kiss from a girl,
The entire Tri- State area! How about just two out of the three states. That's fair right?
A silver guitar,
A sash full of patches,
Two busted brothers,
And a jet powered rocket ski.
On the eighth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,
A promotion to colonial,
More nerds to bully,
A kiss from a girl,
A One-State area! I really think I was overdoing it with the whole thing. Go on with the song.
A silver guitar,
A sash full of patches,
Two busted brothers,
And a jet powered rocket ski.
On the ninth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,
*Perry growls*
Promotion to Coronial,
More nerds to bully,
A kiss from a girl,
Five golden rings! I had to sing it that way at least once, it's tradition. And I'm traditional.
A silver guitar,
A sash full of patches,
Two busted brothers,
And a jet powered rocket ski.
On the tenth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,
A job that pays me money,
*Perry growls*
Promotion to Coronial,
More nerds to bully,
A kiss from a girl,
You know, promotion to coronial sounds really good. Is it too late to change mine?
A silver guitar,
A sash full of patches,
Two busted brothers,
And a jet powered rocket ski.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,
My own set of wheels,
A job that pays me money,
*Perry growls*
Promotion to Coronial,
More nerds to bully,
A kiss from a girl,
Being put on the spot for one thing you want most thanks to an all powerful gift giver that only comes once a year isn't really fair.
A silver guitar,
A sash full of patches,
Two busted brothers,
And a jet powered rocket ski.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me,
One line of dialogue,
My own set of wheels,
A job that pays me money,
*Perry growls*
Promotion to Coronial,
More nerds to bully,
A kiss from a girl,
How about just some almod brittle. That's a relistic wish right?
A silver guitar,
A sash full of patches,
Aww, forget it!
And a jet powered rocket ski!
And that's it! I love this song so much! It's my new favorite Christmas song! Hope you enjoyed!
