A/N – I would just like to give a huuuuuuuuuge thanx to Hiei's Phoenix Girl she helped me with the last half of my plot and verbs adjectives that make a story interesting. THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Bladebreakers Go Camping
Chapter One: The Phone Call
Midday found the BBA's team, the Bladebreakers, 'chilling out' at Tyson's house. Normally, 'chilling out' meant Tyson and Max were on a massive sugar high while Rei tried to calm the hyperactive children down. Kenny, as usual, was fixing or updating his bit-beast-inhabited computer, Dizzy. And Kai was, of course, training.
Then, out of the blue, the phone rang, snapping Kenny out of his trance-like working mode. He sighed and slowly walked to the phone, which for some reason, was ringing in a particularly irritating manner today. He reached for the phone, moving similarly to the zombies on one of Tyson's videogames. But before he could grab it, a strong hand grasped the receiver and picked it up. Kenny gasped, shocked, and fell back on his butt, hitting the ground hard. (Ouch)
"Hello?" the purely masculine yet bored-sounding voice of the team captain asked.
"Oh, good afternoon, Kai," a kind voice said, 'It's nice to hear from you."
"Yes, it's nice to hear from you too, Mr.Dickenson," Kai replied in a less-than-enthusiastic, apathetic tone. "Why have you called us?"
"Oh, well, hum...,"
"Could you please hurry?" Kai interrupted, "I have things to do and precious time to waste with long hours of training, etcetera, etcetera... Not to mention pummelling Tyson and Max for eating all of the sugar supplies and..."
"Okay, okay," Mr. Dickenson chuckled, responding without even a hint of annoyance towards Kai's uncaring attitude, "I can see that you're busy. I just thought that you boys might want to go for a little camping trip, have a little relaxation and fun... Well, you could call it a vacation, if you like."
"Vacation...with them?" Kai sighed, exasperated, "No chance." Although he was annoyed with the entire team, most of his anger was directed towards Tyson- whom had not only infuriated him this morning, but gotten him a bit wet...
-Flashback-
"Kai HELP!" Max's panicked voice yelled.
"What is it Max," Kai sighed, "what do you want now....?"
"It's Tyson! He won't get up! AHHH!" Max emphasised the 'ah' part while pulling out some of his golden hair. (Ouch again...)
"So..." Kai summarized, "you want me to get his lazy ass out of his snoring state right?"
"Um...if you put it that way...yeah...." Max pondered out loud, "I guess it's the same...yea we all do. PLEASE!!!" He gave the cheesiest grin ever, showing shiny, candy-yellowed teeth in a smile so wide it reminded Kai of a hippo's mouth. (Hee hee...hippo)
"Whatever..." Kai sighed, as he proceeded to walk in the direction of the source of where loud sounds were echoing throughout the house...Tyson's snores.
He lightly pushed the door open with his index finger, finding a scene that would have made him laugh....if he hadn't been Kai. The rest of the team was gathered around the bed, peering at Tyson as if he had rabies or the plague or some other unknown fatal death disease. Rei was futilely chanting the names of various foods over and over again while Kenny diligently poked at the thing lost in the mess of blankets that was snoring loud enough to wake the dead. Luckily, the Bladebreakers had become so used to Tyson's obnoxious snoring they could even sleep through it, barely.
Taking in a long much needed breath, Kai stalked into the room, Max trailing close behind.
Kai made a beeline for the bedside and grabbed one of Tyson's ears, yanking on it viciously. But Tyson- being his usual self- slept through the pain like a baby. An unfortunate thing for the egotistic blader, since it made Kai even more frustrated and determined. Seeing that the only option left was to do something drastic, Kai exited the room, leaving his team-mates to gaze after him curiously.
Eventually, Kai came back carrying a bucket of freezing-cold water with ice floating in it, as well as a towel. But that towel wasn't for Tyson to dry off...
Kai wrapped the towel around Tyson's head, having been careful to choose one with big air holes in it so the boy wouldn't suffocate. As much as Kai hated him, he didn't hate Tyson enough to suffocate him...although he was tempted at times. Once he was done, none of Tyson's face was visible.
After that, he half-dragged, half-carried Tyson to the bathroom before dumping him unceremoniously into the tub. Reaching for the bucket-full of ice water, he thought, 'if that didn't wake him, this will..."
Grinning mischievously, he tipped the whole bucket of icy-cold water onto Tyson's head, who bolted up and yelled loudly.
"HELP!! HELP!! I'M DROWNING! I'M WAY TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! SAVE ME!!!!!!!"
Panicked, his arms waved around violently, managing to slap Kai across the face not only once, but twice-one on each cheek.
"Ooooo..." Max asked thoughtfully, "do you think that'll sting...?"
"Yes, if you're talking about Tyson," Rei answered, "I doubt Kai even felt that, but he's gonna kill Tyson."
"Good point, let's get outta here..." Kenny scurried out of the bathroom.
After that last quick remark, Max ran out of the bathroom, followed closely by Rei. All they could hear was Tyson screaming and Kai swearing, it went a bit like this.....
"Why you fucking lazy ass!!! You're gonna regret that you never woke up and then slapped me in the face you stupid baka!!"
"AHHH I'M SORRY!!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!!" Tyson ran to a corner...then realized...he was trapped...
"Cornered like a mouse, now now, don't be scared, this won't hurt....much..." Kai's sardonic voice mocked.
Later on, Tyson came out with two black eyes, a slit lip and blood was dripping down his nose, from a very obvious nose bleed.
"Whoa, Tyson what happened to you?" Max asked in awe of how much Tyson resembled a beaten up racoon.
"I think you can guess Maxi," Rei answered for Tyson.
"Ohhhh, yeah," Max's quiet chuckling escalated into loud, yet suppressed laughter. As he rolled on the floor, clutching his stomach, you could hear Tyson mumbling curses as he hugged a pillow from the couch.
-End Flashback-
"Hmmmm...fine then," Kai said, "I guess it'd be nice to get out of Tyson's house for a while."
"That's excellent, Kai," Mr. Dickenson sounded very pleased, "tell the others and I'll send you a bus tomorrow morning. Sorry about the short notice, my boy, but I've packed for you already and you'll find that everything's prepared. I'm afraid I must dash, Kai, but I hope you have a brilliant time."
"Thanks Mr Dickenson, bye," Kai hung up the phone and sighed, 'Another one of his unpredictable unexpected vacations...'
