He knew they thought he was insane. He knew he wasn't, but as he looked at that post he thought he was going insane. He licked his dry lips are he slowly tiptoed to the post. As he neared a feeling in his stomach grew.

With each step the feeling grew until he reached the last step. The lust in his body ached for the post. He reached for the hand, missing the noise of nearing footsteps.

Maybe it was the lost of female companionship, he thought as his hand touched the post.

His hand moved up and down the post and his lust grew. His other hand joined it in the friction. Soon the motion became faster and faster. Sweat was starting to form on his eyebrows.

Maybe it was the noise of movement of his hands against the post, or his mind judging his sanity, but he couldn't hear the ghost-like steps of Ulquiorra walking into the room.

His movement made his body ache, More, More! It screamed as one hand was plucked off and onto his shirt to pull it off.

"Aizen-sama? ..."

His hand left the post.

He turned his body to him.

"…"

Then every thing went black for Ulquiorra.

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When the emo came through, his head hurt and ached like it had been sliced with a sword. When his was able to, he stood to look were he was.

His eyes scanned the room. It was the same room he was in.

Only one thing missing.

He turned around.

Were there was once and post, there was nothing.

"…"

Screams were soon heard in the background.

'Ireally don't want to know,'was his last thought was he left the room.

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The plot dinosaur got me. XD I was REALLY BORED! This was written in like… 20min so anything like bad, BLAME THE DINOSAUR!

I'm a Ulquiorra fangirl! XD GAH! I love him, he's sooooo… emo. XD I usually make fun of emos BUT XD gah, he's CUTE! Cuddly like a teddy bear that can talk!

Oh, I DON'T OWN BLEACH!