Gyroid Translations Chapter 1

Disclaimer- I do not own Animal Crossing, or any of its characters.

A/N- okay, this story is not to be taken seriously! I thought it up about two minutes ago, while I was flipping through Animal Crossing stories, so it's not thought out at all. So I can't promise that its good or anything. Well, just read it and review, please!

Have you ever wondered what those silly little gyroids were saying, I mean in all of their seemingly senseless noises? I have, and finally I have a way to find out.

I was walking through Phaze, my town, this morning, just taking a morning walk, when Anacotti, the somewhat annoying but rather cute little green mouse came up to me. She said she had found the coolest thing in a tree yesterday. She got real excited and told how she had been fishing when she saw one of the floating presents fly over head and land in a nearby tree. She had run over and shook the tree real hard and the present fell into her lap. (By this time I was really anxious to know what it was she had found, but I let her continue on in her excited manner) Not wanting anyone to see what it might be, Anacotti had run home to open it in the "privacy" of her home. Then she told me that what she had found had turned out to be the most hysterical thing she had ever seen, and that she had played with it the rest of the day.

"Anacotti," I said impatiently. "Just tell me what it is, I'm dying to know."

She nodded her head, and beckoned me to come in close. "Okay, Liz," she whispered. Oh, and Liz is my name, by the way. Then she continued. "I'll show it to you, and let you borrow it, if you promise not to show it to anyone else, or let anyone else borrow it."

"Of course," I said. Boy, I thought, she really knows how to make a person anxious.

"Good," she said crisply. Then she reached inside her dress and pulled out a rather squareish box with knobs and buttons all over it. It was the most peculiar thing I had ever seen come out of one of those floating boxes. She handed it to me, it was quite heavy. Anacotti looked me in the eye, and said,

"It's a gyroid translator!"

"A gyroid translator?" I repeated, confused. And she nodded vigorously.

"Yes. You know how there are those gyroids all over the place, and they make all those cool noises, and you can use a couple of them in harmony to create your own music or whatever in your house? Well, this thing, when you turn it on, translates the noises and tones they make into our language! Isn't that cool! I always thought that they just made noises, and here, they are actually talking to one another!" Anacotti began to clap her paws together excitedly.

I stood there and gaped, open-mouthed at her. This sounded too cool. "Are you joking?" I asked skeptically. Anacotti shook her head. Then she shooed me away, calling out, "Go home and try it! I've been in your house; you have a basement full of them, you'll be laughing all day. But you might want to turn some of them off and translate them in cycles. That way you hear all that they are saying."

I waved behind me as I took off for home, calling out a brief thank you to her. If what she said was true, I wanted to get home and try this thing out as soon as I could.

I ran all the way home and burst through my front door, to be greeted by my three gyroids I had positioned in my front room. I shut the door behind me, and went to figure out how to set the translator thingy up. It took about half an hour, but I finally got it. I grinned excitedly as I turned it on; this should be a lot of fun.

A/N- this was really short and I'm sorry about that. But hopefully I've got you all hooked into waiting for the next chapter, which should be up later today, or tomorrow. Oh, and please review, please!!!!