Caught In The Act
Chapter 1. Of Meetings
It was another BEA-utiful day. The Birds were singing, the sakura were blooming, and the world seemed content.
And from her spot in the tree, Kathryn could tell that Hiei was twice as pissy as usual. This was because Koenma had sent him on a mission with Kuwabara. Kurama and Yusuke weren't there because Yusuke had missed too much school as it was, and Kurama wasn't sure if he could make more excuses to his mom for ditching school.
"My, my, my. I wonder what they're looking so hard for?" She smirked, showing that she knew full well what they were looking for...
---Hiei's P. of V.--- (AN: Ooooh...pretty design...)
Why the Hell did Koenma send me here with this Baka? (&) And what's so special about "school" anyways? Koenma is going to PAY for this! Wow, what an attitude.
What the- Then out of nowhere, she appeared. Or at least to ningen () eyes that's how she appeared. I saw her jump from a tree about twenty feet away, while the Idiot fell on his butt in surprise.
---Kathryn's P. of V.--- (AN: SO pretty...)
Yay! This is going to be more fun than I thought it'd be. "Heya! Whatcha doing?" I said in the most annoyingly happy voice I could muster. Kuwabara clambered to his feet, looking like Christmas had come early. "Hey, you're pretty." I smiled even more kindly. "Yeah, go screw yourself. So what're y'all looking for? You didn't answer me the first time." Hn. We're looking for a Kathryn Matthews." "Heh. You want me to show her to you?" "Please!" Kuwabara still looked slightly embarrassed and REALLY wanted to get this mission over with. "Even Shortie here couldn't find her." If it wasn't for Kuwabara's inhuman speed(ooh, ironic. He's the only human in the group. He-he.) And my tampering with Hiei's actions(tripping him), Kuwabara probably would've had himself a slit throat. As it was, Hiei's still mad about having his face slammed into the floor by a "human." Kuwabara's mad cause his shirt has a small cut in the front now. Loser.)
"Hey Hiei, you okay?" I was worried, because he took that fall worse than I expected. "Hn. Grumble, grumble." "Ha! Shortie's just embarrassed that he was bested by the great and power- huh? Was up?" I had placed a hand on Kuwabara's shoulder in the middle of his boasting. "Kuwa- no- Baka (), I hate to tell you this, but Hiei-kun tripped. It had NOTHING to do with you. Now then, do you want to meet her, or what? I swear you two must have ADD or somethin'." "Yes." Hiei state as calmly as he could.
"Well, may I introduce you to Kathryn Elizabeth Matthews... (twirl) Me!" Kuwabara looked ecstatic while Hiei looked absolutely DISGUSTED. "We have to take you to Lord Koenma now." Smirk "Does Hiei- kun call him that too? (glare, glare) Uh...right! Let's go then."
(AN: I'm not sure how to get to the Spirit World beyond that there are portals. Also we can't fly and the only portals I've seen, Botan had to fly to get to them. So use your imagination. I 'm to lazy too. :- )
"Oh, my God! I've seen pictures but meeting you personally is...pfft! HILARIOUS! HAHAHAahahahaaaaaaaa... can't breathe!" Kuwabara whacked me on the back in hopes of me not dying.
Koenma was now sporting a prettiful vein on his forehead. "You okay?" I asked him. "Shouldn't I be asking you that?" ooh. Nice retaliation... for a two-year-old! "Well, you shoulda been in your teenage form, then huh?" "How did you know about that?" Koenma was suddenly very serious(and speculative). "I'm supposed to, Silly. You know that. Mom would kill me if I didn't know the basics about everyone I'm around." "You're right. Now, on to more pressing matters: You're being hunted. (nod, nod) To protect you, Hiei will move into one of the unoccupied rooms of your WAY too big, unoccupied house. (nod, nod Are you telling me I should shack up with someone?) (there's the vein again) ALSO, Hiei'll be "transferring" to your school an-" "COOL! I'll have to come that day then! When does he start?" "NEVER." Hiei had his katana out and looked very torn between killing either me or Koenma. Luckily for both of us, he sheathed his katana(still looking angry, of course.) Koenma let out the breath he had been holding. "Sorry Hiei, but we don't know what school she attends." "So how were you going to transfer him?" "You were going to take him." Kuwabara decided to speak up then. "You don't know, why?" "She never went to school this year." "Yeah, a friend of mine got me in and I... forgot to go." "Who's your friend" I may know them." Kuwabara. Know her? It's possible. "Keiko Yukimura." "Keiko! Then you go to my school!"
"See, Toddler. I don't have to go." "Yes you do!" Hiei turned his glare on me. I REALLY wanted him to come though. I had plans for him! (AN: BWAHAHahaha!) "It's Kathryn's decision." "Shaw! Okay, time top eat. Let's go to my house!" "Fine. Botan can take you." "Who's Botan?"
------------------------------------------Author's Last Note------------------------------------------
- For people who don't understand Japanese here's some help:
-kun: honorific for a close guy friend
Baka- idiot, fool
Ningen- human
Kuwa-no-Baka- Kuwa, you idiot/fool or foolish/idiotic Kuwa
Okay, that's all for today. R&R please. Or you can read one of my other fics to get me to move my lazy butt to work on those. Ariigato(Thank you) and Syanara(bye, for those losers who don't know)!
