Michael Brown and the He Didndu Nuffin
One afternoon, Michael Brown wanted to get some dank weed, but since he's black he doesn't have any money. "I know, I'll barter my cigars in order to get my dank weed." He said. He went up to his local convienence shop and asked "Ayyo will you take my cigarellos in exchange for some dank weed?" The clerk, being the black criminal that he is, said "sure." And handed Michael his weed.
After a few hours of smoking a dozen joints and helping the elderly and poor, Michael decided he wanted to get back his cigars. "Ayyo man nigga give me my cigars I'll give you your used weed back" and the clerk said wtf no. "Nigger I'll neck you," said Michael as he assaulted the man. It's okay because he's not robbing the store for his own property.
After he left with cigars in hand, an OPPRESSIVE WHITE FUCKING MALE showed up asking him if he did something. "I dindu nuffing cracka" said Michael brown and the cop shot him on the spot for being black. He totally wasn't shot because he was threatening the officer, or that he bullrushed the officer, or that he was reaching for the officer's gun. No, that's all conservative propaganda.
As if connected by a telepathic link, all the black people showed up and started protesting the murder of a peaceful giant that robs liquor stores which eventually led to the election of President Donald J. Trump, who advocates for lynching black people on a daily basis.
