ZukoxHis honor

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Zuko was pacing alongside Iro's tea shop. He was waiting for his uncle to arrive so they could continue their search for the avatar.

"He is late, damn him! He disrespects my honor!" Zuko shouted to the world in agony.

Suddenly, a beautiful woman walked out of the tea shop. She was the most attractive girl Zuko had ever seen. She had lovely blonde flowing hair, which extenuated her pale green eyes. Not to mention her bodacious body.

"daum gurl." Zuko thought to himself. "Gotta get me some of that loco hot mocho."

He prepared his level 100 seductive skills, and swaggered over to the young female.

"Excuse me miss." He asked the sexy young woman. "Are you a fire bender? Because you are burning me up."

The lady looked at him with a come hither look. "Why hello Zuko. Long time so see."

"What? How do you know my name?" He said, confused. (obviously forgetting that he was the fire kingdom's prince.)

"I am your honor. We used to be so close." She said, giggling seductively.

Zuko's eyebrows furrowed in anger. "That's not funny!"

She rolled her eyes. "I became a real person when you lost your honor."

"How does that even work?"

"Because reasons. Now kiss me."

Zuko stood there awkwardly, like telephone pole. He had never been with a girl. What is a girl anyways? All he knew was they had boobies and they made babies. Boobies and babies; that was all he knew. How was he supposed to kiss one? He didn't have enough time to think about it before her soft, red lips landed on his.

It was the greatest feeling Zuko had ever experienced. It was mesmerising, like looking at ancient china. Did this mean he wasn't a virgin anymore?

"WOZA!" He jumped in the air with excitement, hugging his care bear uncontrollably.

"Care bears; that's hot." She said to him.

"I know right? Come, my love. We shall acquire some humorous alpaca and ride off into the sunset." He reached out for her hand.

"Nah, that's too mainstream. Let's go to Disney World." She declined, putting on her square hipster glasses.

They rode off.

In the distance, a shadowy figure was standing behind a tree, watching the couple ride off on their glorified alpacas.

"Would ya like fries with that?" Aang whispered as a tear rolled down his cheek.

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