Hello and welcome to Inuyasha at DinoRex! My friend Kagome and I had a lot of fun and way too much time to write this. I think we need a hobby... but that's another story. Ok, so wh don't we get you started. Warning: Please keep your hands and legs inside the vehicle at all times. And if you're Miroku, for once in your life don't touch Sango... Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. Chapter 1- Getting There It was an ordinary day in Kagome's era, except Sango had been staying with her for a while. Because, Sango wanted to know what it was like in Kagome's era (and of course get away from Inu Yasha and Miroku). But they became very bored one day and decided to include Inu Yasha and Miroku in their daily plans. This won't turn out well. Kagome: "I am very bored today," Sango: "Thank you captain obvious!" Kagome: "All I'm saying is that I'm bored," Sango: "And all you did was reword what you just said!" Kagome: "Then how about we do something?!" Sango: "What if we do something with Inu Yasha and Miro- not Miroku," Kagome: "I was gonna say, are you gonna be that brave?!" Sango: "Whatever, why don't we just go see if they wanna do anything?" Kagome: "Ok," Sango and Kagome got ready and headed for the Bone Eaters Well. Let's just hope that Inu Yasha isn't too surprised to see them. Inu Yasha: 00 "What the hell are you doing here?!" Kagome: "Nice to see you too, Inu Yasha!" Miroku: "Sango!!!!!!" hugs Sango Sango: "Hi Miroku," punches Miroku in the head Miroku: rubs head "As I always say, love hurts," Sango: "How about love kills?" punches into hand Miroku: "NO! I'll pass," Sango: "Alright then," Inu Yasha: "So, what do you want?" Kagome: "We want you to come to a fun place in my era," Inu Yasha: "And why would we do that?" Kagome: "Please Inu Yasha, for me?" bats eyelashes Inu Yasha: "Fine, whatever," Miroku: singing "I'm going with Sango somewhere! Over the rainbow! Skies are blue!" Sango: "How 'bout black and blue!!!" punches out Miroku "We're ready," dragging Miroku In Kagome's Era Kagome: "Welcome to my era," Inu Yasha: "It smells like humans," Sango: "Maybe that's because humans live here!" Miroku: "Wha?" Sango: punches Miroku again "He should be out until we get there," Kagome: "Let's get into the car," Inu Yasha: "What's a c-c-car?" Sango: "A car is what people in Kagome's era use to travel," Inu Yasha: "Why not travel by foot, like we do?" Kagome: "Because we don't have to!" Inu Yasha: "Ok, ok! Don't get all nippy!" Kagome: "Whatever!" Gets into the driver's seat of the car and slams the door Sango: "Ok, Inu Yasha, you go sit there," points to the back seat of the car Inu Yasha: "Fine," tries to get in "This crappy barrier won't let me in!" about to scratch car door Sango: "No, no! Inu Yasha you open it, like so," opens car door "I'll help you later," Inu Yasha: "Stupid car!" gets in "Now what!?" Sango: "You put your seat belt on! Here let me get yours," grabs seat belt and puts it around Inu Yasha," Inu Yasha: "Why are you strapping me down?!" starts to squirm Sango: "That's to keep you safe while your in the car," Inu Yasha: "Safe from what?" Sango: "From flying out of the car, now shut up and we'll be on our way," slams door, scaring the crap out of Inu Yasha "Now for him," throws Miroku in the seat next to Inu Yasha and does her best to buckle his seat belt, then gets into passenger seat Kagome: starts car and drives Inu Yasha: "This thing moves fast!" Kagome: "Shut up Inu Yasha and let me drive!" Inu Yasha: "You mean you are controlling this beast?!" Kagome: "Inu Yasha, the car is not alive! Now no more talking!" Inu Yasha: slumps into his seat 15 minutes later Sango: "We're here!" Inu Yasha: "Great," looks around and sees a building with the words "DinoRex" Kagome: "Get out of the car Inu Yasha!" gets out of car and starts walking towards DinoRex Sango: "KAGOME!" Kagome: "What Sango?!" Sango: "That," points to Inu Yasha's ears Kagome: "Oh, perfect," Sango: "What about a hat or something?" Kagome: "Sure," Inu Yasha: "Wait? What?" Sango: "Here," puts a red hat on Inu Yasha Inu Yasha: "What the heck is this?!" yanks off hat Sango: "It's a hat, and it's just to cover your ears. If you don't where it, you'll scare the people inside," Inu Yasha: puts hat back on "Stupid human rules" Kagome: "Let's go!" grabs Inu Yasha's hand and pulls him through the parking lot Sango: "Great, I get him!" looks at Miroku "Hmmmm" punches him in the head Miroku: "Ahhhhhhh!" gets up, gets caught by the seat belt and flies back down Sango: "We're here," takes off Miroku's seat belt "Move!" grabs Miroku, drags him through the parking lot, following Kagome and Inu Yasha Miroku: being dragged "This...ow.....is...ow.....the...ow....place?" Sango: "Yes, now shut up and let me drag you," [A/N: And that is chapter one! I know know, Sango is really mean but I based her after me a little... ok a lot.... and Kagome is kinda based after my friend who helped me write this. So yeah, I love this kind of comedy so get used to it.]