A/N: um, birthday fic for my friend Vira/Eternal Grey
Summary: Saku tries to convince Sasori to go to Toy Story. SasoSaku
Warnings: OOC Sasori and Sakura. You have been warned. XD
Word count: 367
Toy Story
"Come on! You have to go!" Sakura whines bouncing jumping up and down impatiently. It was Sasori's idea to go to the movies anyway.
"Why do I have to go?" The red head asks raising an eyebrow at her.
"Because there's a cowboy," The pinkette says confidently, like it should convince anyone.
Sasori snorts. "So? There's also an annoying spaceman who doesn't know he's a toy."
"But there are puppets! You love puppets!" Sakura complains.
"But these puppets are stupid." Sasori chose to ignore the people staring at them as they passed walking to their own movie. If they kept it up long enough they'd miss Toy Story.
"Your puppets are stupid too," Sakura grumbles crossing her arms and pouting.
"My puppets don't talk unless I make them do so. These do on their own. Besides, you said you hated dinosaurs, there's a dinosaur in the movie." Sasori points out making Sakura huff.
"This dinosaur isn't bad! He's not even real. He's just a toy."
"I didn't know that mattered," Sasori raises his eyebrow at her, enjoying the argument.
"Well it does! And you side-stepped the topic, come to the movie with me, please?" she asks doing her best puppy-dog face and wishing for the best.
Sasori chuckles slightly at Sakura, making her stomp her foot and huff, turning her back to him. "Fine then. Go to your movie, be all alone. See if I care, cause I don't." she says and sticks her tongue out at him over her shoulder.
"Ok, then, maybe I will. See you later," Sasori says turning to the ticket booth and then he felt Sakura grab his arm. He turns to look at her.
"No, I was just kidding, come on, please? I can't go in alone!" she begs.
"Of course you can. All you do is buy a ticket walk over to the theater, push open the door and find a seat, it's not that hard. I do it all the time."
"But it's a kid's movie! I can't walk in alone to a kid's movie! Do you know how weird that is?"
"Sakura Haruno, afraid of looking weird. Huh, that's interesting." Sasori cracks a sadistic smile. "Fine I'll go."
A/N: oh my god! I cannot write fics to couples I hate! Vira, you better be happy! Ugh, so I didn't get on my computer at all yesterday and the day before that I was only on for a couple of hours and then I reading fanfics, so this fic is belated. Vi, you owe me a birthday oneshot!
Your highly tortured author
~Evelynn
