Marth's Curse Reeditized!

As if I own SSBB or SSBM but I do own me!

WELCOME BACK MAGGOTS! To the ultra reediting of the story that made me rise to fame! That's right! I'm talking about Marth's Curse! I wanna thank KitsuneMiyake for motivating my butt to start retyping this story! So it's going under HEAVY editing.

OCs are NOT in this story. The sequel maybe but not this one. Authors only

Randomness will be heavitized!

More romance and character development which I constantly ignore…

So… in the wise words of Mario Mario… Let's-a go!

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Chapter 1

It was a sunny day at the Smash Mansion. The birds were singing, the flowers were smiling and everyone was in a good mood. It was like a cheap, commercial. Everything was unrealistically perfect on the day of the pool party to welcome back all the melee characters from their vacation.

This was rare at the exotic Smash mansion and even rarer that no one was arguing which was like a miracle to the two Hands and owners of the Smash Mansion, Master Hand and Crazy Hand. Both Hands were sound asleep on deck chairs in the blazing sun while the other characters played together.

Today, the smashers were at the large and luxurious swimming pool located in the backyard and were taking a nice break from bashing the snot out of each other. Mario and Bowser was firing up the barbeque and having a pleasant conversation on past Mario Party games while the F-Zero X racer, Captain Falcon, was asleep with the hands, which was good because the three beautiful woman of the mansion were in their skimpy bikinis. Everyone was in a bathing suit; even Mewtwo had a pair of swimming shorts which he was not pleased with. Jigglypuff was not singing because she had a sore throat so no one fell asleep. Most of the smashers were in the pool, including Sonic the Hedgehog, although he couldn't swim, he wore floaties. Prince Marth Altea was in his room looking for his towel.

So basically, all was happy, chirpy and well until...

"DING DONG"

"Was that Mr. Game and Watch?" asked the pink ice climber Nana as she looked at the mentioned 2D character

The black stick figure beeped twice and rung his bell to indicate that was not him

"Ding Dong" the sound went again. A pink Poyonesian looked at the mansion as the sound ringed through the grounds

"POYO!" said Kirby making his usual nonsensical word as he wrapped a towel around his tiny self and ran inside. Passing through the various corridors and, for some reason, Peach's dress hanging from a balance beam, Kirby swiftly made his way and answered the door.

"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" the pink puffball went ignoring the safety rules of checking who was at the door before answering it.

"Hello Kirby."

In front of Kirby was a Pikachu. She had blond hair which was curly and all over the place at the top of her head and, as all female Pikachus, she had a heart shaped dent in her tail. She wore a purple shirt covered by a black hoodie and also was wearing a black and pink miniskirt. She also had a purple backpack on and converse purple sneakers. It was none other than the infamous...

"Hiiiiiiii Pikana!" The puffball shouted as he hugged the Pikachu

"Kirby! It's been too long! What's up?" Pikana asked as she returned the hug. The puffball released and beckoned to her to come on in.

"Come in we are having a pool party!" the star warrior chirped

"Has the food gone yet?" Pikana asked as she grinned at the cute kid. Kirby then began to lead her upstairs to change into her swimming costume, taking careful precaution not to step on any of the mess.

"Nup! Peach, the takeaway store down the road, Master Hand and other minimum wage employees prepared three banquets. One for all of us, one for me and one for Yoshi" the puffball said leading her to the spare guest room. Pikana was to stay over for the next few days so she could have her "vacation" the doctor had prescribed for her "anger management problems."

"PIKANA!!" Pikana was tackled by three Pokemon trying to hug her. Pichu, Pikachu and the silent Jigglypuff beamed at her while trying to get a hug from their beloved and friendly authoress.

"You haven't been here forever!" said Pikachu as he swept her off her fallen feet and kissed her quickly. A small blush went over the two but the others barely noticed.

"Pikana you bring magic book!" laughed Pichu as he pointed to a fallen black plot book with a yellow lightning bolt on it. Pikana gave a laugh and placed it down.

"Mumble" mumbled Jigglypuff, which earned the puffball a sympathetic look and a hug from Pikana.

Suddenly Prince Marth came out of his room without his swim suit. He was in his normal attire and mumbling grumpily something involving Roy, Pit and Toon Link with a chainsaw and a really bad day.

"Hi Marthy!" said Pikana when she saw the blue haired prince in

"Go away don't curse me." said Marth quickly as he said. He remembered once when Pikana came, she spray painted Fox's room and blamed Falco. She hijacked Captain Falcon's car and crashed it into the Samus' room. She used her machine gun Geshie to make Swiss cheese and other fool hardy things Marth dared not to think about.

Marth tried to walk past the group of Pokemon in an attempt to go to the pool but in his haste he accidentally kicked Pikana in the head. The infuriated Chu thought the action on purpose and began to hyperventilate. Kirby could see the veins popping beneath her yellow fur as she glared evilly at the prince.

"WHY YOU EVIL GIRLY PRINCE OF FOOLS!" Yelled Pikana before going through an all out swearing rampage. The prince looked at her, as she swore, calmly before she did the Pichu/Pikachu trademark annoyance technique. Turning around and slapping her ass as if to challenge Marth.

"BRING IT ON YOU LITTLE RODENT!" Yelled Marth as he placed his hand on his sword. The girl was not helping him with his day. He'd been through a lot that morning, especially with the pranks and a few letters from his fiancé Sheeda.

Instead of Thundershocking him like any ordinary Pikachu, Pikana took out from her bag a pencil and flipped to the page with the story's script furiously.

"RRRRRRRUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!" yelled Pichu as the trio of Pokemon plus Kirby darted out the window of the second floor and crash landed onto Ganondorf and the Pokemon trainer, Red.

"What's a pencil going to do me?" asked the angry prince as he drew his sword, conveniently forgetting about the havoc an authoress' plot book could have. It made the Fire emblem Goddess of chaos' (Yune) parties look normal.

"I TRY TO BE NICE AND SAY A STORY ABOUT A NEAR PERFECT POOL PARTY FOR FRIKKIN HALLOWEEN WHICH I DO NOT CELEBRATE AND MAKE EVERYTHING PEACHY! BUT I'M CHANGING THE SCRIPT MARTHA!" yelled Pikana as she added an 'a' to Marth's name on her script.

"My name is MARTH-a" said Marth before stopping himself from saying the accursed nickname that all the other brawlers and melee boys called him on occasion.

"No! My name is MARTHA... WHY CAN'T I SAY MY NAME?" he yelled at her, not knowing that his current OOC emotions was matching exactly what Pikana had written.

"Because your name is now Martha," said Pikana smiling wickedly "And I'll now teach you how to treat proper lady like me." she continued

"You can't be serious. You can't be a lady if you tried!"

Angrily Pikana flipped to a picture of Marth and began to draw chains on him to the wall. Like in her book, reality formed chains around his arms and legs. His sword clattered to the ground in shock as Marth looked nervously at the chains which bore him to the wall. Pikana then began to change the picture, smiling as she went.

"You'll love this." Pikana cackled. Marth suddenly didn't feel well, his chest began visibly throbbing and he began panting, as if he was short of breath.

"What are you doing?" he asked as his throat tightened and his neck got smaller. The rodent didn't answer but continued to draw, frowning slightly as Marth was not screaming.

Marth looked down to see his body changing. His arms were now slimmer, more elegant as well as his legs. Marth looked at his body in a pained confusion while Pikana laughed at the look upon his face.

The Pikachu laughed as Marth's hands got smaller and his nails grew longer and more petite. His face became slimmer and more heart shaped while his hair then began to rapidly grow, from a neat shoulder height to down to about where his elbows were. A clear liquid fell like a diamond from Marth's eye to the ground.

Pikana watched as Marth's eyes got larger, as if someone was pulling and expanding them and how the tears kept flowing. His nose became slimmer, more lady-like and my lips were pinched, until they became small and slim.

In some places, Marth's body shrunk. His stomach became flat and curvy, while his hips expanded to the point where I looked like an hourglass.

Pikana was now laughing hysterically as Marth's manhood vanished. She banged the ground and cackled wickedly at her over enthusiastic revenge before calming down and examining Marth who was panting and in terrible pain. The Chu then clicked her fingers and looked at Marth in a sweet, demonic smile.

"I almost forgot! You'll love this bit Martha." She said suddenly she began sketching what Marth hoped was the last bit of his transformation. His attention was quickly turned to the lumps forming under his shirt, around my chest area. The outfit was already fitted awkwardly as of Marth's larger hips and flat stomach but the lumps didn't help as they expanded and muscles pulled out into about C-cup sized breasts.

And then Martha screamed.

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Downstairs and outside, everyone surrounded the fallen Pokemon in a mixture of confusion and fury. Fury from the two they landed on. Ness and Mewtwo read their minds and after a good ten seconds they all gasped in horror.

"What's wrong?" asked Luigi as the Italian looked at the psychics

"It appears Pikana is at the mansion." said Mewtwo

"HOOOOORRRAAAYYY!" yelled Princess Peach as she remembered the time when Pikana had saved her cake from exploding. The others stared at her and the princess shrunk and blushed embarrassedly.

"No… that's not good. She has seen Marth and she has her notepad... OF DOOM!" said Ness

"Ohhhhh NOOOOOO" yelled DK

"No Pikachu can beat me." Said Snake as he made his bazooka appear in a similar fashion to how he made his boxes appear

"Dude, she's the author." said a groaning Kirby who had landed on Ganondorf's hard armor.

"The one with all the power in this mansion… she can change anything." said Samus who was putting on her Varia to deal with whatever she was going to go up against upstairs

"I'll be in my office. Give me what's left of Marth." Dr. Mario handed Link a pickle jar. The green Hylian glared at the doctor to say 'Thanks for the confidence.'

"So are we stopping the party or..." started Fox before he heard Martha's scream of agony. All the smashers snapped their heads up to the second floor.

"HE'S DOOMED!" moaned the Ice Climbers in their creepy unison,

They all looked at each other and nodded, all for one and one for all! The large group then began run into the mansion.

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" snoozed Captain Falcon, Crazy Hand and Master Hand

Ike then ran back out and looked at the hands. Ignoring them, he grabbed C. Falcon by his leg and began to run back into the mansion dragging the racer behind.

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"Muhahahaha, there is a good plot. Much better than a perfect party" said Pikana as she packed her plot book away.

She looked at Marth, facedown on the second floor carpet. The chains had disappeared and all was peaceful and quiet in the corridor. Pikana was not fooled; however, as she perked up her ears and heard a fat penguin's waddling draw nearer. Without wasting another second, she clicked her fingers and disappeared to her side of the fourth wall.

King Dedede came first and widened his eyes and dropped his jaw before bellowing as loud as he could.

"GUYS! I FOUND THEM!" said the King

The rest of the smashers scrambled up to see the scene that was set. No one dared to moved for the sake of dramatic tension

"Is he dead?" asked Olimar nervously

"Pikana is not here you little lying..." Bowser started as he made a grab for Ness but then a daring Roy yelped as he flipped his best friend over.

"Guys… this isn't Marth… it can't be… it's a real woman."

The pained Marth woke up… he looked up at Roy and batted her eyes tiredly at him before looking at the others.

"Is there something wro…" said Marth before clamping his hands over his mouth. He sounded like a girl!

"She's HOT!" Bowser and Wario immaturely wolf whistled. Marth then bolted to his room, opened the door and looked in the mirror.

Then he fainted.

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"Will she be OK… Dr.?" asked Pit as Martha awoke. She looked at the pale blue walls of the medical ward and sat up to see a small group of smashers talking to a hustled Doctor Mario. He looked back at Martha and smiled at her before turning stiffly back at the others.

"I don't know how she got in but she's healthy and awake. I suppose she's done something with Marth as he's no where to be seen. The clothes she is wearing are his… probably stolen from the prince."

Martha got out of the bed and walked up to the group. Roy glared at her and with concern for his friend, he began yelling.

"Who are you and what did you do to Marth?" Roy demanded as R.O.B grabbed him with his strong, mechanical arms to prevent him from strangling Martha.

"What are you talking about Roy? I am Marth-a. Oh Ashera, I'm still doing it." Muttered Martha as she remembered about what had happened.

"What happened Babe?" asked Wario as Martha slowly took a step back from him and felt for her sword. It wasn't there as Mario the plumber had taken it from the ground and returned it to his room.

"Wario! Behave!" muttered Zelda to the obese man. He shrugged and nodded to the princess, not wanting to be cooked by a fireball.

Martha then began to explain her situation, starting from the time when she stepped out of her room to the moment she arrived here which didn't take too long. However, some people were still unconvinced.

"How do we know that you're not a fan obsessed girl who likes Marth? We've had so many raids on the mansion by them bloody fan girls lately" Said Toon Link before Sonic gave him a light punch to tell him to shut up.

Martha shook her head, being polite as always and walked outside. The group followed her to the item storage and she grabbed a Smash ball from storage and broke it. As she glowed with energy, she glared at Wario.

"Oh sh…" he started before Martha's unique Smash, Critical Hit, smashed into Wario making him fly out the window. As the others stared she brushed her hair off her face with her fingers and looked at them.

"As much as I hate to say it... that's Marth." said Roy

"Oh Master Hand come quick." yelled Peach running past to the incoming Hand at the end of the hall, trying to get the hand to come upstairs, the others looked at her before a yell of help came.

"LET GO OF ME YOU IDIOT!" said C. Falcon who was a floor above these Smashers. Everyone darted to a window to the balcony looked up to see C. Falcon hanging by his leg by Ike.

"What ever you say." The mercenary said before letting the F-Zero X racer fall and land on a newly awakened Ganondorf who fell unto an unconscious state.

Squirtle, Ivysaur, Charizard and Pokemon Trainer gave a sigh and picked the men up to return them to Dr. Mario. The small commotion ended and Martha turned around to see Master Hand moving his fingers in an emotion that no one could tell.

"Marth… please follow me." He said before floating off.

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HOW WAS THAT FOR AN EDITIZATION?! Seriously... compare it to the original...

So, these updates are slow but they follow the basic plot of the original with a few new zesty elements. Don't expect an update soon. I got the other stories to do. This is just to do when I'm bored.

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