The Misfits 2
Clothes Shopping With the Boys
British India
Riana: Alright, you three. Welcome to British India! Here, I want you three to find these outfits on the list.
Syzoth, Erron and Ermac all tried on some Khakis, open vests, and skirts...?
Riana facepalmed.
Riana: Dumbasses.
Erron: You jelly?
Chinese Food Mishap
The three Misfits, Syzoth, Erron and Ermac were eating Chinese food, like, Syzoth has the Dazhu Gansi, (a soup made with sliced dried tofu, chicken, ham, and bamboo shoot, complete with shrimp in chicken soup, highly praised by the Qinglong emperor.), Erron has steamed perch with roe in it, and Ermac had Lazi Ji (stir-fried chicken with chili and Sichuan pepper.) After the meal, Ermac had a sudden feeling in his stomach.
Syzoth: Ermac, are you alright?
Ermac: Damn peppers...
Ermac rushed to the Men's room.
Erron: Is he alright?
Syzoth: Must be the peppers.
Suddenly, loud flatulence can be heard loud and clear. Ermac screamed.
Erron: Yup, it was the peppers.
Spice Girls Fail
Outworld Marketplace
Ermac and Erron were walking by when they saw Kotal singing If You Wanna Be My Lover by the Spice Girls (No lyrics, please.)
Erron: Da fuck?
After the song, they see Syzoth singing Bohemian Rhapsody by Freddie Mercury.
Riana: THAT'S MY BABY!
Ermac: Excuse us while we slam our head on the floor.
Erron: Have at you. I'm gonna get a beer.
Syzoth: THANK YOU!
Underground Nutshot
Ermac and Syzoth were cheering for Erron as he is blindfolded. And they're all drunk.
Ermac & Syzoth: NUTSHOT! NUTSHOT! NUTSHOT!
Ermac stomped on a 2x4 behind Erron which the other side hit him in the nuts. They both cheered loudly. Idiots.
