Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha but someday he will be mine! MwahahaMwaha! (evil laughter).

I don't own Bad Body Double either.

A/N. Warning Kikyo bashing. This is my second fanfic so enjoy!

Bad Body Double

Inuyasha lips are right in front of me I just have to lean forward a little bi_

"Poof!"

I turn around and surprise, surprise Kikyo suddenly appears. Immediately drawing Inuyasha's attention away from me.

Now there's a song in my head! God if I don't do something about it I'm going to go insane!

"She pops into the bathroom"

Inuyasha and Kikyo look at me. Both with the WTF look on there faces.

"After a shower and she plays with my make up, keeps trying to look like me"

They exchange the maybe she's crazy after all look.

Well, I've already lost their faith in my sanity, might as well continue.

"And goes through the motions posing this way and that, holding it in if it makes you feel better than knock yourself out."

I glare at Kikyo as I say this.

"I say Hi there to my bad body double"

"I've got bad body double trouble"

I point at Kikyo.

"She's Trouble! She's trouble! She's trouble alright"

Why can't Inuyasha see that?

"We're having quite an intement personal moment."

I look at Inuyasha.

" Can you maybe come at a slightly less awful time?"

Kikyo's slowly shaking her head! So I continue.

"As you can see I've got someone quite nice here can't we just be left alone? I guess thats a no then, seeing as your still here!"

"I've got bad body double trouble! She's everywhere I am!"

Inuyasha and I are in a secluded cave a hundred miles way from any village. It seems almost impossible she could have found us.

"She's trouble!"

"Can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her, she's every where I go!"

I walk over to Kikyo and look her straight in the eye.

"You're a bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Body Double!"

"Your everywhere I am! As you can see I've got someone quite nice here! Can't we just be left alone?"

I stop singing. Inuyasha is staring at me (his expression is one for the books).

And as usual Kikyo has a condescending look on her face.

"Do you get my drift?" I ask her.

"What 'drift' do you speak of?" God I hate her.

"Go Away and don't come back."

"And what does Inuyasha have to say about this?"

We both turn to him. I'm pretty sure he's about to say something stupid like "Don't go Kikyo" so I decide to Intervene.

"Inuyasha SIT! SHE WANTS TO DRAG YOU TO HELL! YOU MORON! Don't go with her! You'll just end_!"

"Stupid Wench! I'm just saying I agree with you!"

Okay so I was wrong. For once I'm glad Inuyasha interrupted me.

I smirk a Kikyo.

Bye Bye Kinky Hoe.

She glares fiercely at me and walks out of the cave and hopefully out of our lives forever.

"So Inuyasha, can you come over here?"

He comes over so he's standing right in front of me.

"A little closer." I say.

He obeys and we find ourselves in the same position we were in when Kikyo interrupted us. This time I quickly lean forward and press my lips to his. After a stunned moment he kisses me back.

Yeah. Bad body double is so my favorite song now.

A/N. Please Review! I got the idea for this fanfic while listening to Imogen Heaps Bad Body Double.

I know that the song lyrics are altered a bit.

Oh and Kinky Hoe is not my creation, but it is awesome! I'm not sure who wrote it first but I got it from purduepup, who just for the record writes amaZing stories.

Please Review