'Now how did I get here…?' A girl hanging from a rope by her ankle thought, looking around curiously in the middle of the mall. "Now how did this happen?" another girls voice asked, causing the first girl to turn and look at her. The first girls' eyes widened. "WHEN THE HECK DID YOU GET HERE!" She started waving her arms around, her rope swaying with her. "I DON'T KNOW!" The second girl yelled back waving her arms in the same fashion, successfully hitting random and unsuspecting people in the face.

A boy of the age ten walked by, paused, turned around, and walked back. "Momo, Tori, what are you doing?" He asked, eyeing the two girls. The first one, Momo, was hanging over the top of an escalator while Tori was right next to her over the railing. The two girls looked at each other. "Nothing…" they answered, swaying only slightly.

Jacob, the boy, sighed before smiling an evil grin. "If that's the case, I'll just go." and he walked off again, this time not coming back.

"Damn it, now look what you did, we're going to die up here because of you." Tori said as a random kid hit her in the head. "OW! THAT HURT!" She glared at the kid. "Speak for yourself." Momo said, coming up from behind Tori. "AHHHHHHH, WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?!" Tori yelled, trying to point at her friend. "Weeeeell, I dunno." Momo shrugged before pulling out a knife from nowhere. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! BLOODY MURDER! SOMEBODY HELP ME! BLOODY MUR-" Duck tape 'magically' appeared over her mouth. "SILENCE… I kill you." Momo threatened, her eyes laced in shadow.

She held up the knife, and slowly, ever so slowly… cut the rope. Tori instantly landed head first as the railing slowly slid down and hit Tori with a painful 'thud'. Momo blinked, looked both ways, and walked off whistling an unknown tune.

"Bitch…" mumbled Tori, trying to get the railing off of her. Jacob came back an hour later with Momo, who had a pretzel. Jacob kicked Tori with his foot… She didn't move.

"Damn, that ain't good."

"Shut up Jacob, she's fine."

"Oooowww." Tori moaned in pain.

"If you say so…"

Out of nowhere a flying monkey killed everyone:

THE END… or is it…

Later…

Momo looked around unsure of what happened. One second there was a flying monkey attacking the mall, the next she ended up here. Tori was trying to get the monkey off her head and Jacob was eating a taco… 'Where'd he get that?' the monkey thought, gnawing on Tori's head with slight interest.

Three hours, twenty-seven minutes, forty-five seconds, and ten milliseconds later the monkey started laughing as a mushroom shaped black hole opened and he flew threw it.

"Damn monkey, he stole my cheetos." Tori mumbled as she rubbed the gashing hole in her head left by the monkey. "Is that a taco?" She asked as she caught a glance of the tastiness that was taco.

"Yes… Wait why is your mouth foaming, what happened to your shoe, why are you looking at me that way?" Jacob asked, slowly moving away to hide behind a mysterious bush. He stepped in it and a loud battle cry was heard. "TOBI IS A GOOD BOY~!" came a yell from a tree where a Tobi in a butt-flap came swinging from a vine.

"Hey, isn't that, like, ya know, your, like, old, ya know, cat you dress like a princess?" Said a swaying and giggling Momo, who had apparently found the monkeys stash of mushrooms.

"I think it is, Popcorn, what are you doing out of your kitty palace?"

"And that's how the dream ended." Jacob told them with a grin.

Momo and Tori shared a look before standing, "Lay off the sweets before you go to bed." Tori told him.