"If I'm gonna be locked up in a place like this for the rest of my life, I'd rather die! …Hey, answer me! Just who am I!?"

"Please forgive me… I am not at the liberty to tell you that."

"…."

"That being said, if it be your fervent desire, I can wield the power of this Sacred Temple and grant you one wish of your choosing, my king, my venerable Magi. Your wish is my command. A vast array of riches… the power to rule over billions of stars… even eternal, life if you so desire. Now then, what do you wish for?"

"I-I wish for, I wish for all the women's breasts in the world!"

Somewhere, far, far away, a group of very specific people felt the need to facepalm.


Yes. This is a parody.

I like Magi the Labyrinth of Magic, but I don't own it!