*Summary: When Edward goes hunting with his family, he leaves Alice with Bella. This is the tale of what happens when she takes Bella to the mall with Seth, and the disaster that occurs afterward.*
*Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. I wish I did. Please R&R!*
(Bella POV) [Chapter 1]
"Edward, please don't leave me with Alice! All she's going to do is drag me off to the mall and buy me clothes I don't want to wear!"
"I know, my love. I don't want to, but she is the only one who's fed most recently, so I have to, unless you don't want me to hunt tomorrow, do you?" He asked.
"Of course I do, because otherwise we can't be around each other, without you being afraid of hurting me," I breathed quietly back, because at that moment, my dad, Charlie, knocked on my door.
"Bells, are you asleep?" He inquired softly.
"Not anymore," I replied in a fake sleepy tone.
"Oh, okay, sorry, I didn't mean-"
"That's alright, dad, what do you want?" I interrupted
"Um, I need to talk to you about something. It's about Edward."
"Uh, okay, what about Edward?" I asked cautiously.
"I know how you feel about him, but you are being careful, right?"
"DAD! Not that! Ew, not that dad, please, come on, he is really mature for his age. We aren't doing anything like that," I replied, slightly creeped out that my dad was thinking like that. 'Ew,' I thought, 'I was hoping he wouldn't go there.' "Dad, can I go back to sleep yet?"
"Sure, Bells, that's all I wanted to know," he said. "Night, Bells."
"Night, dad," I replied in a sleepy tone so that he'd leave faster. "Whew, that was close, Edward. What kind of a mind reader are you if you couldn't hear him? You could've given me fair warning that he was going to say that!"
"Well, dear, I wanted to hear your reaction to his question myself and I wanted to see how you'd answer that. Sorry, but I was curious," he said.
"Okay, well then, I'm going to ask Alice if she'll do something for me about you."
