"WHAT IS THIS?!!!????!!!!!"

The group of the famous Ninja Turtle brothers themselves stood in complete shock, screaming this phrase. They couldn't believe there are actually people out there who draw sickening incest art of them and think it's okay. Leonardo aka Leo, the leader, sat there, mouth agape. Donatello aka Donnie, the smart one, was incredibly sickened and also quite confused as to why these things exist. Raphael aka Raph, the tough one, was in the bathroom, understandably vomiting his guts out. Michelangelo aka Mikey, the fun one, had fainted.

"I... I can't believe this." Leo said, with the same shocked look on his face. Donnie then got a call from his phone. He answered with a simple "Hello, this is Donatello of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

"Donnie? It's me, Steve." answered a voice that sounded like Steve from Blue's Clues. "And it's me, Steve's little brother Joe." answered a voice that sounded like Joe from the exact same show.

"Oh, hey Steve and Joe!" Donnie answered with a smile, acting as if nothing happened. "How are you guys doing? Is Blue and her friends doing fine?" Leo and Raph (whom the latter came out for a minute to peep at what was going on) looked at him. Who's Steve and Joe?, they thought. They wanted to ask Donnie who they were, but they decided to wait until after his call was done because that's polite. True manners, I may add.

Anyways, Steve responded to Donnie's question. "Well, Blue and her friends are doing fine. We're doing fine. Except..." Steve had a voice of unhappiness. Donnie noticed this and got concerned.

"Are you doing okay?" he asked. "Yes, we are. But..." Steve paused for a second, then said, "Don't freak out when I tell you this. Can you promise me that?"

"Oh don't worry, I'm very good with promises!" Donnie assured him. "Now please tell me what's going on, I'm getting concerned." Steve took a deep breath, then said the following:

"Me and Joe found there are romantic art and stories of us. I don't think these people are aware that we're siblings."

"FINALLY! IT'S NOT JUST US!" Raph yelled from inside the bathroom. Donnie shushed him. "Who's that?" Joe asked.

"Oh, no one. Just my angry brother Raphael." Donnie replied. "Although it's understandable, considering.."

Steve finished Donnie's sentence. "There's incest of you and your brothers too?"

Donnie sighed. "Unfortunately."

"Oh."

"What are we going to do to get rid of this, "art"?" Leo asked. "We can't let this garbage be on the internet forever."

"I think I have a solution." Steve said. "There's a lot of foundations dedicated to stopping incest. We can be the people who stop it. We are equal as one."

"Truth big brother!" Joe replied.

"Anyways, we gotta go. It's dinner time and it's almost time for Joe to leave." Steve said. Then he said goodbye to Donnie and Donnie said goodbye back. Donnie hung up the phone. "Okay. Now that the call is done, let me ask just one thing. Who's Steve and Joe?" Leo asked.

"You know, those two brothers from Blue's Clues, with Blue the puppy?" Donnie replied.

"Oh, I remember them now." Leo said. "Jeez, they haven't been relevant in the past few years."

"Well, I wouldn't say they're not relevant, but yeah, they haven't been brought up much ever since the show ended." Donnie replied. Please keep in mind that this story takes place before the Blue's Clues reboot happened.

Mikey had gotten up from his fainted sleep halfway through the call. "So, we're not the only ones who are suffering, right?" he said.

"Mikey! You're okay!" Leo and Donnie exclaimed as they hugged him. "Yay Mikey." Raph said as he came out of the bathroom. He obviously wasn't feeling good, because well, he vomited his guts out, pretty much, but he was happy to see his little bro was okay.

"Dudes, I'm okay. Just please answer." Mikey said, feeling overprotected, (even though his brothers weren't being overprotective). "Yeah, we're pretty much not alone in this, humiliating cycle of abuse." Raph said, his voice flowing with anger.

"It's not just us and Steve and Joe." Donnie pointed out. "There's Chris and Martin Kratt, the Loud siblings, Bart and Lisa aren't common in this situation, but it still does exist in fanfiction."

"Let me stop you right there. I already spent minutes in the darn bathroom puking out pizza. I don't want it to happen again." Raph said.

"Sorry, but I just said that to let everyone here know that we're not alone." Donnie said, firmly.

It was still silence like a quiet classroom for a few seconds. Then Leo spoke up. "It's about time we joined those foundations." His voice was firm.

"I already have a speech prepared!" Donnie spoke.

"I'll bring pizza to make everything fun!" Mikey exclaimed.

"I'll show the audience what I'll do when I see people supporting incest!" Raph said.

"You won't fight them, right?" Leo asked. "Fighting is not gonna solve it."

"Probably not." Raph said. "I'll do something different. It's a secret for now though."

His brothers stared at their red masked brother, smiling. Raph smiled back. Then they all did a brotherly "High three!"