Bra's Kiss
By Zeroxy
Note from me!: I wrote this fic while in a weird state. My second fic (ever!) and first DBZ/DBGT one. Oh yeah this is meant to be funny, so please don't sue me copyright owners! Enjoy! (Shuts up)
Bra ran to over Goten's house. She ran the 10 miles all by herself cursing Akira Toryama for not letting her fly once in any continuity so now she had to run. Her parents were using the car to drive to romantic places. That means either Vegeta was too lazy to carry Bulma to where ever she wanted to go. Or they just wanted to have sex again, in the car, the same place Bra herself had been conceived. She shuddered, what a disgusting thought, her parents naked in the back seat, doing it.
She ran ever faster to Goten's house. Goten the center of all of Bra's fantasies. Goten the older, funny, strong man any girl would want. She blushed at the thought of Goten being HER boyfriend, taking HER to places, and doing things with HER in the backseat. She gave tiny squeal. But Vegeta had always hated Goten for some reason, especially when Trunks ran away a couple years ago.
She knocked on the door, and was greeted by a smiling ChiChi. A ChiChi whose smile was only hiding her clenched teeth. Then, Bra noticed her clenched hands. Uh oh, something had happened.
"Hey ChiChi I was wondering if I could see Goten? Is he in his room?" Bra asked as innocently as she could muster.
"Yeah, you can go to his room, but I can't promise you'll like what you'll see" the other woman answered through clenched teeth.
Bra walked in and made a beeline for Goten's room. She pressed her ear to the door to see if she could hear him inside. She heard another voice, similar to Goten's, but it sounded like somebody else's voice too. Somebody she had known a long time ago. Bra pushed her way through the door to fin herself in very muscular arms.
She looked up and gasped. The man who had caught her in his arms was very similar to Goten in appearance, as if he were a cousin. The most noticeable difference was that his hair was gelled like an imitation of her father's. He had black hair except in the back, where it was streaked with purple.
"Hi, my name is Gotenks' he said. And Bra blushed herself crimson. His name started with a "Go" which would mean he was related to Goku. Which meant he must be a cousin of Goten. She decided that Gotenks wasn't a real replacement for Goten, but she wanted to do something. So she asked the muscular young man out. He seemed thrilled and disgusted at the same time, but he accepted.
Bra took him to the movies, a restaurant, and the mall. The strangest thing is that he had to go to the bathroom every half hour. Finally, their date was over and she had been having a blast. Now was the ultimate test. If Bra was right than Gotenks' half hour was almost up. She was curious what he did in the bathrooms, because no guy has to go that often. So she asked him kiss her goodnight.
"I don't know," Gotenks said.
"Please baby, just for me." Bra pleaded.
"Oh all right," He said. He leaned in to give a slight peck on the cheek. But she beat him to the punch and hugged him and kissed him on the lips. Then a bright flash of light came from Gotenks' body. When Bra opened her eyes, she was holding two men, Goten and Trunks. Her lips were still attached to her brother's! A loud scream could be heard for miles around.
