Disclaimer: I don't own Tales of Destiny or Survivor. But I do own Random Guy & The Rare Internal Combustion Disease. Now, on with the fic!
TOD Survivor
Now, here's your host:
Mumba: Laguna!
Er…no.
Mumba: *internally combusts*
Erm…We'll just make one up off the bat.
10 minutes later…
no, it really took 10 minutes…
We found a host! May I present, The Random Guy Who Hates His Job!
Random Guy (RG): I wish I were dead.
Now, lets introduce our guests, some of which are currently in Bermuda and couldn't make it this season
This is Stahn Aileron. A blond country boy and his kick ass swordian Dymlos.
Rutee Katrea. She's a lens hunter with the most amazing outfit in the world.
Mary Argent. She's an awesome fighter, but there's no doubt she'd starve to death in Krogers.
Leon Magnus, Emilio Katrea, Lion Sakana. No matter what you call him it's all Zippy to me.
Phillia Feleece. Okay so I can't spell, but who cares as long as I got the message across.
Garr Kelvan. He's…so…cool!
Chelsea Torn. She's so adorable, but looks won't get you anywhere on this show.
Karyl Sheedon was supposed to be here, but he suffered from the rare internal combustion disease. As for Bruiser, everyone hated him so much…he got kicked off the boat. (Those poor sharks…)
RG: Okay, whoever gets this question right is exempt from getting booted off. Okay…A 90lb. Magician carries 3 magical orbs that each weigh 10 lbs. He reaches a bridge that can only support 100lbs without breaking. How does he get himself and the orbs over the bridge in 1 trip?
Rutee: Easy. He throws them all across the bridge.
Leon: Geez you really are an idiot.
Rutee: Well how would you do it?!
Leon: …Like I'd tell you.
Rutee: Oh Jeezus.
Mary: Say where are the Softy Kremes?
RG: There are no Softy Kremes.
Mary: Then what does it matter?
RG: *slaps forehead* Oh my God.
Garr He Juggles them.
Rutee & Leon: WHAT?
Garr: He juggles the orbs while he crosses the bridge.
Chelsea: …I would've never thought of that.
Leon: Gimme a break! There's no way in Hell it would've been that easy!
RG: But it was, and Garr is now exempt. So who's getting booted off?
Stahn: Uh…Mary.
Philia: Mary.
Rutee: Leon!
Leon: What?!!!!!
Chelsea: Mary.
Garr: Mary, I guess.
Mary: Where are the Softy Kremes???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RG: I know where this is headed. See ya Mary.
Mary: *falls down hammerspace mine shaft* Hey, there's Softy Kremes down here!
RG: Well that's it for this episode. See ya next week.
TOD Survivor
Now, here's your host:
Mumba: Laguna!
Er…no.
Mumba: *internally combusts*
Erm…We'll just make one up off the bat.
10 minutes later…
no, it really took 10 minutes…
We found a host! May I present, The Random Guy Who Hates His Job!
Random Guy (RG): I wish I were dead.
Now, lets introduce our guests, some of which are currently in Bermuda and couldn't make it this season
This is Stahn Aileron. A blond country boy and his kick ass swordian Dymlos.
Rutee Katrea. She's a lens hunter with the most amazing outfit in the world.
Mary Argent. She's an awesome fighter, but there's no doubt she'd starve to death in Krogers.
Leon Magnus, Emilio Katrea, Lion Sakana. No matter what you call him it's all Zippy to me.
Phillia Feleece. Okay so I can't spell, but who cares as long as I got the message across.
Garr Kelvan. He's…so…cool!
Chelsea Torn. She's so adorable, but looks won't get you anywhere on this show.
Karyl Sheedon was supposed to be here, but he suffered from the rare internal combustion disease. As for Bruiser, everyone hated him so much…he got kicked off the boat. (Those poor sharks…)
RG: Okay, whoever gets this question right is exempt from getting booted off. Okay…A 90lb. Magician carries 3 magical orbs that each weigh 10 lbs. He reaches a bridge that can only support 100lbs without breaking. How does he get himself and the orbs over the bridge in 1 trip?
Rutee: Easy. He throws them all across the bridge.
Leon: Geez you really are an idiot.
Rutee: Well how would you do it?!
Leon: …Like I'd tell you.
Rutee: Oh Jeezus.
Mary: Say where are the Softy Kremes?
RG: There are no Softy Kremes.
Mary: Then what does it matter?
RG: *slaps forehead* Oh my God.
Garr He Juggles them.
Rutee & Leon: WHAT?
Garr: He juggles the orbs while he crosses the bridge.
Chelsea: …I would've never thought of that.
Leon: Gimme a break! There's no way in Hell it would've been that easy!
RG: But it was, and Garr is now exempt. So who's getting booted off?
Stahn: Uh…Mary.
Philia: Mary.
Rutee: Leon!
Leon: What?!!!!!
Chelsea: Mary.
Garr: Mary, I guess.
Mary: Where are the Softy Kremes???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RG: I know where this is headed. See ya Mary.
Mary: *falls down hammerspace mine shaft* Hey, there's Softy Kremes down here!
RG: Well that's it for this episode. See ya next week.
