"Dammit Toph, I am not pushy! Katara yelled.

"Yes you are!" Toph responded "It's always 'do this, do that' or 'I don't like this' or you should have done that better'. I'm sick of it!"

Katara huffed and stared angrily at Toph for a few minutes before remembering Toph wouldn't know she was glaring at her. That made her even more annoyed, so she stomped over to Sokka, who seemed to be trying to compose a love poem to Suki, and failing miserably.

"Sokka." She said "Do you think I'm pushy?"

Sokka, without looking up, snorted. "Well, yeah. I've told you that before."

This made Katara go red in the face. "Oh, shut up" She said "And I thought I told you an hour ago to stop writing your bad poetry and catch some dinner!"

"Case in point." He replied. All that got him was a globe of water to the head. Katara decided to go ask Aang, the, as he always seemed to have something nice to say.

"Aang." She said, marching up to him. "You don't think I'm pushy do you? I bet you don't."

"Uh, well, see…." He began sheepishly "I guess you can be a little strict…" He saw that Katara was going even redder in the face, with something resembling steam coming out her ears. "Not that that's bad thing! Not at all! I mean, you probably keep us from doing really dumb stuff sometimes…. and….. you're…. pretty?"

"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT AANG? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE NICE ONE! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE ON MY SIDE! BUT NO! YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS THEM!" Katara yelled, enraged. "And sit up straight!"

Realizing she had no one else to turn to, Katara went up to Zuko, hands on her hips. "Zuko, what do you think?" She asked, slightly calmer. Before he could answer, she felt a sharp jab in her back, and fell forwards. Before she knew it, she was pushed into a lip lock with the banished prince. She heard a laughing Toph behind her.

"S-see? I said you were pushy! Ha! Man, that was priceless!"

Katara then realized Toph a used her earth bending to send a spike of earth to push her forwards. She blushed, and turned back to a slightly pink faced Zuko, who stuttered out:

"I…. pushy is good. I like pushy girls."

They stared at each other for a bit, both bright pink, before turning and walking to their respective tents.

"Just as planned." Thought Toph. "Now I just have to get them into the same tent…"

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

This was my first attempt at a cracky fic, inspired by some fanart I saw. Hope you enjoyed! Zutara forever

-Lynx