This is my 1st story (kind of) that really, has no point to it but utter randomness (yay for randomness) me and my friend made this up during science class when we were board. So here it goes

List of people:

J-me, aka. Darth Fluffy or Jamie

K-kayleigh (my friend) aka. Kay, or Barbie Death Flower (bdf)

Ed- short blonde guy from full metal alchemist (fma)

Al- Ed's younger bro.

Hiei-from YuYu Hakasho

Kyo-fruits basket (the kitty)

Jakotsu- gay guy from inuyasha

Dark- DN Angel (phantom thief)

Takuto- Full Moon (shinigami)

Inu- (inuyasha) from inuyasha

Sesshy- Inu's older bro (sesshomaru)

Sephi- (sephiroth) Ultimate bad guy…. ever from final fantasy VII also in Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2

Disclaimer: let it be known that Kay, or I own none of the characters listed above or their anime's/manga's. (I wish I did…….)

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J- We should do one of those therapy things but with FMA.

K- That'd be great we could ask envy and Ed what its like to look like palm trees and apples!

J-ok let's start! 1st question! So Ed, what's it like to be the size of an amoeba?

Ed- what'd u say!

K-Squee! So, Ed, did you ever notice that your head looks like an apple? And why can't Al have a kitty?

Ed- it does not look like and apple!

Al- Ya Ed, why can't I have a kitty?

K- Don't be so… in denial! gives al a kitty

J- Ya ed. Must we draw a diagram comparing your head to an apple dumps a box of kitties on Al

Al- Ugh……

K-draws diagram Whee! Ed why are you always so grumpy?

Al-……

J- Ya you're a real grumpy puss fun sucker.

Ed- Why do you keep bothering me with these stupid questions!

K- Because its fun!

J- Whahahahahacough ha or would you rather be tied and gagged in my basement with Hiei, Kyo, Jakotsu, Dark, Sephi, Takuto, inu, and sesshy, again?

Ed- O.O No!

K- Ha Ha

kyo runs up the stairs

J- tackles you get back down there kyo-kun, I love you!

K- Neko-chan! glomps

Ed- who the heck is that?

J- You didn't see anything….. Now back to the interview-therapy thingy. The stupid movie we're being forced to watch (or ignore) in science says that Japanese used to think the moon was a tear, do u believe that or are you gonna prove me wrong with a bunch of scientific crap.

Ed- I'll prove you wrong with scientific junk goes off into a big speech

K-throws paper ball at Ed why are you so smart?

J- Oh Kay, you should've used the giant paint ball chucks giant paint ball at Ed

Ed- ducks hey!

K- I'm sorry, I didn't think of that ….. But a bazooka works too! pulls out bazooka

J- evil glare I'm more for a flamethrower.

K- Fun flamethrower!

Ed- Eep………

J-ok! Completely changing topics here, Ed?

Ed- looks scared eh?

J- Wanna meet someone even shorter than you?

Ed- Are you implying that I'm short!

J be right back runs down stairs Hiei!

Hiei (h)- gnhh hnnngh hnagnh (he's bound and gagged)

K-peeks downstairs Are you sure it's safe to bring him up?

Ed- Who?

K- You really wanna know?

Ed ya!

J- drags a still bound but now un-gagged Hiei up the stairs Ed, Hiei, Hiei, Ed.

H- glaring an evil glare

Ed- Whoa he's a shrimp!

J- Like you're one to talk, shorty.

K- Height Check! Who's taller?

Ed- I'd rather not know.

J- whips out tape measure, evil grin…… wow there the exact same height.

Ed- That's not fair! Look at his hair!

J- Hey Ed, are you an alien?

Ed- Alien….? Where?

J- points there!

Alien- Uh-oh runs away screaming

J- Wait! You forgot your cake!

K-I'll take that cake!

Ed- But I wanted it….

K- glares

Ed-………

J- Dang it! My Cake! whips out flamethrower…….. Hey where'd Al go?

Al-playing with kitties Eh?

H- trying to sneak away

K- Your not going anywhere! drags back

J- runs and tackles Hiei hugs and hearts Hiei

K- I wanna be a ninja! chucks random shuriken at Ed

Ed- Are you calling me sho- Ah! dodges shuriken

J-now in random ninja outfit chucks throwing star, knives, and paint balls at Ed

K-go Jamie! now in gothic lolita dress

Ed- when did you guys change…?

K- We're magic!

J- Yay magic! My fav. Planet is Uranus (the planet)

Sailor Uranus (su)- Did someone call me

K-Hee Hee

Ed-snicker

SU- I can't help that my name is Uranus

K-Lol

J- buwhahahahahaha …..loser.

SU- Leaves

J- Pokes ed's head So is it true your related to a palm tree?

K- let's bring envy in!

Envy (en)- ….. Why am I here?

K- We're here for Elric family counseling!

Next time we get the Elric family together for a little family bonding (and more randomness)