YOU'VE BEEN UZUMAKIED!

Kakashi's Anger issue

It was a peaceful day as Naruto started to set up one of his master mind pranks. It was time to get back at his teacher.

Flashback!

Naruto was tied to a stump with his sensei looking at him in the eye.

"I'm disappointed in you Naruto, your didn't even get close to getting a bell" Kakashi said

"Why don't you tie Sakura to the stump? At least I tried, she just fainted!" Naruto retorted

"Baka! I didn't get tied to the stump because Sasuke-kun is so cool!!" Sakura said while bonking Naruto on the head.

The rest of the group sweat dropped at her lame excuse. "I really should tie her to the post but I'd rather not deal with an angry kunochi.

End of flashback!

"I can't wait to see the look on his face!" Naruto silently thought to himself while putting the finishing touches on the prank. Now, he waited.

Kakashi was not having a good day, first he ripped his mask while waking up, then a dog cam and ripped his book to shreds, and then an old lady really did ask him to do a few chores for her making him 5 hours late, not the usual 3 hours. Kakashi unlocked the door to his house but didn't expect a cheese cream pie to go splat in his face. He didn't have time for this! He had a date with Anko in an hour and he knew not to be late to those! He quickly wiped the cream from his face only to be greeted be a rubber ball to his crotch. Rolling on the floor, holding his bruised organs, only set off several more traps. Quickly forgetting the pain, in fear for his life, he stood up in defense position and saw about 70 Naruto clones dressed like him run all over the place, spraying the room with a fine mist of neon pink from spray-pain cans.

"Damn! I'm so going to kill him!" Kakashi thought to himself while hacking at the other narutos trying not to further damage his house. But when he slashed a paint-can, hell broke loose. As the paint-can broke, I pressurized paint not only finished the job of painting the room, but also painted Kakashi as well.

"Oh fuck no that did NOT just. Anko is gonna kill me!" Kakashi though, franticly hoping that the neon pink paint was washable. This was the scene that Anko walked into.

Anko Camera!

As I walked up the through the gates of Kakashi's house I saw that the windows were covered with a neon pink coat of what I was sure was paint.

"He might be remolding." I calmly reassured myself, hoping I was right. I wasn't…

"Come back here you little brat, I'm gonna strangle you so hard, you wish I had kept you tied to that post!" I heard the voice of Kakashi yell.

I was about to turn and run until the door was shattered to pieces.

Normal POV

Kakashi had just destroyed the door and chased the offending blonde in a futile game of cat-and-mouse.

"You'll have to run faster than that Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto yelled behind his back, creating more clones to paint his front yard too.

Naruto quickly jumped over Anko who, under ninja instincts, ducked to dodge the air-born hyper-active child, but Kakashi wasn't so lucky. In an attempt to catch the blonde boy, he reached out and accidently grabbed Anko's breasts while adding pressure thinking he had caught the boy.

With tick marks appearing on Anko's forehead, she angrily said:" Kakashi, you have 5 seconds to let go and get out of my sight before I do something about it."

Kakashi tried to pry his hands off of Anko's chest but to no success.

"Oi, Kakashi! I have something you might want to see!" Naruto said, holding out a now empty bottle of super glue.

"Oh he did not just!" Kakashi thought, now trying to franticly pull his hands off.

Naruto quickly pulled out a tripod and a video camera. Setting his "movie set' up, he thought to himself:" Boy the Hokage is going to love this!"

Naruto made a Kage Bushin and left it to man the camera while the real Naruto jumped away from the scene of the crime.

Kakashi looked at the camera and saw that the clone was holding up a sign that said:

"YOU HAVE BEEN UZUMAKIED!!"

And that was the last think he saw as Anko began you beat the shit out of him.