So this is my first venture into this section, I recently finished the series and this plot bunny wouldn't leave me alone. I have no idea how over done the idea is but whatever.
Hope you enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, all rights are to the author....
Damn her! Damn her and her stupid attitude, I swear every time she opens her mouth!!!! I slammed the bathroom door closed flopping against the tile walls. There were days I could take some nagging but when she started off on her stupid P-chan and how useless I could be...Well honestly there was only so much a guy could take hm?
I stripped off my tee shirt and shorts rolling my shoulders on the wall,I had no idea how it was girls functioned on a daily basis, breasts had to be the largest inconvenience of all times, especially when you weren't born with them and only had them about half the time. No one teaches you how to deal with things only the opposite gender is supposed too.
I sighed bumping my head against the wall lightly, at least by the time I was done Akane should have chilled out some.
"P-chan! Where have you been!?" Oh rapture... "Hey you come back!" What the hell? Not having a cuddle sesh with her, how unlike him...A bang against the door stated me back to the room I was sitting in.
"Yeah?" No response, hm odd. Probably just someone hitting the door while they passed. Charming people I lived with...I thought, and it was only getting better as I noticed that the bath was empty, I shrugged hitting the spiket watching it fill the plastic basin with hot water. Which meant the shower water would be freezing, lovely. Oh well being a girl a little wasn't a big deal anymore. I let the frigid water pour over my head closing my eyes as it rained over my face. Why did everything to do with girls have to be so complicated anyhow? In the back of the house somewhere I could hear Akane still calling her "pets" name, she really gave him to much attention...Not that I really cared what she did, but still it seemed so...Another sound across the room, I looked over to the door which was now slightly opened.
"Hey is someone there?!" I pushed red hair from my eyes scanning the room. Movement! Just behind the bathtub there was something, something which was not very big...of course I thought hearing Akane's voice shouting again in the distance. Who else would be hiding in the bathroom!? "Ryoga? Seriously you freak! If you think you I can't see you!" To my surprise he didn't make a noise. "Okay what gives? You hiding or something?" I moved away from the water pushing it off as I walked towards the corner. I knelt down on the wet tile floor crawling closer to peer into the small space between the tub and wall. The small crumpled ball was pushed against the floor away from me. "Yo Ryoga whats..?" My hand slipped against the slick surface, a trail of something sticky...Blood, my mind registered the substance only as I moved my hand through it. Oh my...Crap! "Oh damn! What the heck happened to you?" The little black creature rolled over slightly though it barely could at the moment in this state. I definitely couldn't tell where he was injured, not when he was a small animal at least. I looked over to the bathtub, it was mostly still empty but it was enough that it should change him back. I pulled his little form into my arms quickly and dropped the tiny pig watching him transform back into my rival. The other boy looked horrible, even more than normal, his dark hair was plastered to his face and blood dripped down his face. "Ryoga!" He swayed slightly barely catching himself as he dropped forward. I pulled his nude form from the tub letting him melt against me, well actually he wasn't completely without clothing he did have on a strange looking necklace, kinda chunky and made of a green stone material, what the hell was he doing with such a girly looking thing!? "So you alright?" I asked tentatively as I tried to suck in air, his hand was placed uncomfortably high on my thigh. "Ryoga..." His hand traveled farther up my body sliding his arms around my waist. With that motion my thoughts caught up to the current situation. "What the heck do you think your doing!?" I shouted attempting to wriggle from his grasp only to find apparently he was much stronger than I had anticipated or than I had normally found him to be. "Ryo..." His lips pressed over mine cutting off my words, which died in my throat as I stiffened in his grasp. What in the name of all thats holy was he doing!!?? Granted he was a freak but this..! This was one for the records! Yet as he continued to trail his mouth down my neck I found, to my great surprise, I felt no need to push him away. No. Somewhere in my brain I was beating the crap out to make him stonp, but in action all I seemed to be able to do was pull him closer and lean down to capture his lips once more...
"Hey whatcha doing laying on the ground like that?" I rolled over touching the grassy surface beneath me. "If we don't hurry were not gonna catch up with the others. I'm already late, geez...Can't go anywhere with you?" I opened my eyes looking the speaker over. Her piles of long dark hair feel over brown eyes. Nothing, she wasn't anyone I knew, knowing my luck though she would think I was going to marry her though! "You coming than?" She reached out a hand and helped me to my feet. She was small, even more than me as a girl though similar, little and curvy. She rolled her eyes letting out a laugh. "They've been waiting for us to get our butts into gear, but you took your time, gosh." She reached behind her just out of my sight range, what the..? A bag slammed harshly against me sending me flying into a tree. Little brat! I thought angrily as she tore in the other direction. "Catch me if you can loser, we've gotta find the others!" Others? She had disappeared into the darkness around us. Somewhere not far from where she'd left me I could hear voices and the clash of weapons. Of course I wouldn't leave up a chance to fight someone, even someone I had never met. In fact that was generally better...
"Oh dear you two are gonna get cold if you sleep in the bathroom."
"Especially without clothing on idiots." Kasumi and Nabiki..? Was I really still in the bathroom? But why? I racked my brain for what had caused me to stay on the now excessively cold floor...Oh holy crap. I felt movement on my arm and thats when it came back to me in a crash and burn sorta way. Me and Ryoga. He'd been hurt and than...But no we couldn't have. I turned to the other boy who was looking equally as stunned at finding himself here, and still seemed to be shaking with pain. Oh god he looks embarrassed, how much more awkward could this get? Come on think! "What the heck were you two up to anyhow?" Nabiki asked. I shrugged reaching out to move the other boy's face towards mine.
"What happened to you?" I asked. He winced as I ran a finger over his severely bruised cheek.
"You mean you didn't do that?" Kasumi asked politely, good point this would probably seem so wouldn't it?
"Ryoga what the hell was all that!?" I screamed punching him in the middle of the chest, damn wall better have hurt him! "Ryoga!! Gah, could you two leave for a bit we just have something..." Crap I can't even say it. "Um something we need to discuss." The older Tendou girls looked at one another and shrugged. I slammed the naked form next to me harder this time.
"What the hell was that!!!??" Ryoga curled up turning away. " You do remember what we..?"
"Of course." I stopped my hand midswing, he didn't sound mad on the contrary he almost sounded...
"Why'd you do that!? Why'd you..?" I tried as he interrupted quietly.
"I don't know. Honest. Did we really just...Um you know?" He looked back at me and no matter how much I wanted to sock him he looked ...Well sad.
"I think we did. Um, you okay?"
"That was...Well it was my first um..." Oh crap of course! Why'd he have to go and point that out!
"Um me too, if that helps." I said looking back at him, he shrugged rolling his neck which appeared to be hurting him as well.
"I guess it kinda does." I flopped back to the ground. Poor him, I mean true he borderline raped me, but he seemed really confused and plus I remembered giving in even though my mind had told me not to do so.
"You didn't do it on purpose did you?" I asked reaching out carefully to touch his arm. "Does it have to do with whoever kicked you butt?" He winced but not because of pain this time.
" Yeah, but it ain't my fault!? I think its this stupid necklace thing!" Oh yeah I remember that! Could that really have to do with why he..? I felt my face color, damn it if this didn't make stuff harder to deal with regarding him I don't know what would! Shesh...
"Lemme see that thing." He tossed me the gaudy item he'd been wearing, looked harmless enough, but you could never be sure with that sorta thing. Even the most normal things could be cursed. "So what happened?"
"I was headed over here when this guy freakin' attacked me. Totally unprovoked!" I raised an eyebrow. "Really, I was just walking I promise! He hit and attached this thing to me. He told me I would now sleep with the first person of the opposite gender I saw or beat up the first male and put the necklace on him. But I felt I fell in the water as I ran away. I was afraid I'd sleep with a pig if I didn't change back. Sorry."
"Well at least you found us, good job you didn't get lost." Oh good that perked him up!
"Hey yeah I didn't!" He laughed "Thanks for not making this a huge deal."
"It ain't your fault Ryoga, we both know neither of us would have chosen to sleep together." He tried to turn away but I punch in the shoulder. "So its nothing! Can we not let things get weird? Please?" I hate to sound like I'm begging but this just wasn't a situation most would get into...We had to find out what the heck was with the necklace and fast before it could screw up things between anyone else.
"I'll try not, its bizarre but clearly theres a logical explanation for all this." For as useless as he could be Ryoga was a pretty alright guy when it came to the tough stuff.
"Heck I'm glad you found me first better me than one of the real girls. I'll take it better and won't get all clingy or nothing. Plus if you'd touched um I'd have skinned you."
"I guess....Yeah its better really. So what'd you gonna do with it? I wanna know what the heck it is?" I flipped the jade item over in my finger. It looked old, and there were weird carvings all over it, much as I hated to admit it I could only think of one person that would be able to help...
"I think we should bring it to Shampoo's grandmother. She'll have some clue what it is, and why it would cause us to..."
"We're not gonna tell her are we!?" Ryoga grabbed a hold of my arm tightly as though he was afraid I was gonna run off right now, cause we're both naked she'd love that!
"We'll skirt the topic as much as possible. She'll probably just
tell us some lame legend and take it like she always does." He
really did look ashamed, not that I blamed him I mean heck I lost my
virginity to a dude! Way to emasculate a guy... "Ryoga."
"Hm?"
He cocked his head in my direction.
"Lets get dressed before someone who will actually care walks in here." He nodded in agreement catching the towel I tossed to him. Alright now lets just forget this ever happened...
