This was something my friend and I wrote a while ago that's just been collecting 'cyber' dust. I also wanted to try writing something entirely dialogue-y, so here it is. Plus, it's a tad crack-y, so yeah.
Thanks for reading, leave me a comment if you can, and I apologize for the weirdness.
See ya!
"Crowley, where is my pawn?"
"I don't know, Cas. Maybe you should check the board."
"I saw you take it. Put it back.
"Always a stickler for the rules."
"My bishop takes your knight."
"My knight kicks your pansy bishop's ass."
"If you aren't going to play right, I shall stop playing."
"You couldn't if you tried, cupcake."
"I don't understand what tiny cups made of cake have to do with chess, and the fact that you are cheating."
"Cas, you are an idiot. Check, mate."
"You do not have me beat."
"I'm English, you dolt."
"Then I am not your mate. I am not your friend. I am nothing to you, and… Oh, check mate."
"Perhaps checkers."
