A.N: Here's this year's Valentine's Day story! I thought I wouldn't get it done in time...

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece

Troublesome Day

A scream echoed through the whole Kamabbakka Kingdom, scaring even the usually so calm Inazuma badly enough to make her spit the wine out of her mouth. She ran up the stairs, all the way to the room the scream had come from: Sanji's room.

"What happened!?" she asked, slamming the door open. Sanji was on his knees on the floor, face away from the door. Inazuma could see he was holding something "Sanji-san?"

When Inazuma got no answer she walked over to the man, taking what he was holding to herself.

"A calendar?" she questioned, raising an eyebrow. What was so bad about a calendar?

"Did something happen?" Elizabeth, one of the okamas, asked from the door. He and few others had run there after hearing the scream.

"Nothing!" Sanji screamed, jumping up. He ran over to the door, slamming it shut right in front of them "Absolutely nothing!"

"Is that so?" Inazuma asked, raising an eyebrow. She wasn't really convinced.

"Yes it is, now get lost, Shitty Okama" Sanji said without facing her. Lately he hadn't been able to look at her without getting nosebleeds, which was no wonder since Inazuma was the only woman on the island. Her miniskirt and tight top weren't helping either.

"You're blocking the door" she stated, eyeing the calendar "What's so bad about this?"

Sanji didn't answer. Inazuma frowned, looking at the calendar again. It was Wednesday, February 13th. What was so bad about-?

"Wait a second, February 13th? Tomorrow's the 14th… the Valentine's Day!" she thought, smirking "Oh, so you're worried about having to run even faster tomorrow because it's Valentine's Day?"

To her surprise, Sanji shook his head.

"You just don't get it, Shitty Okama" he said, taking the calendar from her "Out."

Inazuma shrugged, walking away. As she closed the door she couldn't help but wonder what it was that she didn't get.

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As soon as Sanji had eaten his breakfast he jumped out of the window, starting to run. The okamas were still eating; he'd get a head start.

"You're on the move quite early" Inazuma commented as she easily ran by Sanji's side with a glass of wine in her hand.

"I'm busy!" the blond hissed, but didn't quicken his pace. He couldn't waste any energy yet.

"No one's chasing you yet" Inazuma reasoned "What's making you so nervous? The fact that it's Valentine's Day? I don't think today's chase is going to be much different from the other days."

Sanji didn't answer this time either, just continued running.

"So you are ignoring me again, huh?" Inazuma asked "It seems something's really bothering him..."

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That night Inazuma was walking in the hallway, planning on going to see Sanji in to his room. In her opinion the chase hadn't looked so bad, but Sanji had looked nervous all day; it made her a bit worried. When Inazuma got to Sanji's door she walked right in; if she had knocked Sanji wouldn't have let her in anyway.

"Sanji-san, what are you doing?" Inazuma asked, raising an eyebrow at Sanji who was sulking in front of a pile of chocolate.

"I can't eat these..." Inazuma chuckled, knowing that Sanji was too proud to eat the chocolate her friends had given him.

"Then just throw them away" she reasoned, but Sanji shook his head.

"I can't" he said desperately "I'm a cook; I can't waste food!"

Inazuma blinked. This is what had been bothering him. She laughed; it was just ridiculous!

"Stop laughing!" Sanji yelled, turning to face her. That was a mistake; his nose started bleeding right away. Inazuma just laughed harder, not being able to stop.

"You're impossible" she said after finally managing to stop.

"Get out!" was Sanji's reply. Inazuma shook her head, still laughing as she left the room. She had been worried over nothing, again.