"My Dirty Little Secret"

by Mayushii

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A/N: A short piece inspired by "Dirty Little Secret" by All-American Rejects. This is just a text version, but I have the decorated cards too. If you want to see them, the pictures and handwriting might help you figure out whose secrets they are (if you can't already tell by the REALLY obvious clues in the secrets themselves). Some of these secrets are canonically true, others are fandom, and others are just what I thought up.


I'LL

KEEP YOU

Blue isn't my natural color.

I use the tv in my office to watch porn.

I rule an entire country but can hardly spell my own name.

I really want to quit, but I pretend that I don't because I know if I try to quit, I'll fail.

When I returned home, I started taking antipsychotics so that I wouldn't hear his voice in my head anymore.

Once when I was drunk, I raped him and erased his memories. He still wonders why I only drink coffee now.

She couldn't hurt a fly, but sometimes I'm scared of her just because she's a demon.

I knew it was him the moment I saw his eyes, but can't tell him.

I love him, but hate being his weakness.

He's bi and doesn't realize it.

MY DIRTY LITTLE

SECRET

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By popular demand, here is the answer key.

Botan
Koenma
Yusuke
Shizuru
Kurama
Hiei
Kuwabara
Yukina
Keiko
Genkai