Author's Note: This is a pretty pointless story. It focuses on the guys of Naruto during spring break. That should be fun...Warning: I have no clue where I'm going with this, so the first chapter is pretty slow. It can only get more random from here. Onto the story!

Disclaimer: No...I don't own Naruto...I admit it...you caught me...

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Sasuke snuck into the tall dorm building he shared with other guys staying in Konoha for spring break. He didn't consider himself unlucky that he had to stay back, he just considered himself unfortunate. The point was that Sasuke wasn't the most...er...sociable ninja and any chance he had to get away from the strange companions was willingly taken.

Any way, back to the story. The front door slowly creaked open. Sasuke peered in dripping wet from the huge rain storm and let out a proud sigh.

"SASUKE! Is that YOU!" Dammit! Lee! I should've known he'd notice I was gone. Gay loser.

Sasuke looked desperately to his left and right. Where's he coming from? "Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke!" Out of nowhere Lee jumped in front of the Uchiha with a wide grin on his face.

Ugh. Even in his nemaki he resembles a bean. Sasuke edged away from the advancing green pajama clad ninja. Why did he have to stay over spring break!

"Where were you? We were all worried!" "Not really." Gaara walked past the two and headed for the kitchen. "Both of you get upstairs. You're pissing me off." Without another word, the insomniac disappeared into the dark room.

Rock Lee stuck his tongue out in Gaara's direction. Sasuke took the opportunity to escape into his room. "Sasuke? Where'd he go?" Gaara reappeared holding a large plate of...whatever... and headed for the recreational room.

A new idea appeared in the bowl cut kid's twisted mind. "Oh Gaara!"

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Sasuke threw off his clothes, heavy with water, and pulled on dark blue boxers and t -shirt. He had the whole room to himself, pretty much everyone had their own room. Except for Choji who shared with Gaara, who never slept anyway and usually kept to himself...usually in front of a tv.

Sasuke pitied himself, wondering why he didn't go anywhere for the vacation. Anywhere would be better than here. At least Naruto is gone... The thought of being away from his obnoxious teammate caused Sasuke to smile, but the thought of being Lee's prey still corrupted the back of his mind.

Everyone Lee thinks is hot is trapped. He'll go after anyone at anytime...he has no shame whatsoever.

Paranoid, he snuck to his door and locked it, just in case.

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Lee went around the house calling out the redhead's name. "Gaara? Where'd you go? Ha...I know!" Taking a sharp turn around the corner, Lee found himself in front of the arcade.

Hm...He'd expect me to come in this way. Oh well, I must take the chance! If I get to the Pac Man machine without him seeing me, that means he'll accept me! Lee's pathetic and unrealistic goal seemed to motivate him.

Crouching low, Lee dodged behind games, rolled under tables and crawled beneath chairs. Gaara heard him coming closer but cared too much about dominating Hitman: Blood Money.

"Hey Gaara...Neat! What is this game?" Lee pointed to the Xbox and then to the screen. Gaara ignored him. "Hm...Oo! Is that you! He's..." Bang! Another bystander...that makes...12. "Why'd you do that? He didn't do anything!" Lee covered his mouth and looked as though he'd be sick.

What's with him? That wasn't even a lot of blood. Without taking his eyes away from the screen, Gaara finally spoke up. "He was getting on my nerves." "I see." Lee edged closer and closer until he was practically blocking the screen. "Lee move!" Numerous rounds of shots rang from the surround sound. "Sorry! Is this better?"

He took two steps from the screen. "I better have more than half my amo left, or you're dead." Lee smiled, obviously not understanding how important the game was to Gaara. "Can I play?" He looked as though he'd kill Lee for even suggesting that he would ever be able to match his superior skills.

"Don't you have any more Happy Points to collect in 'Chibi-Robo!'?" Gaara smiled cruelly at Lee's game choices. "Actually, I aquired the toothbrush so I am pretty far in that game. And I've also memorized all the plug locations so Robo's energy is hardly ever low." Apparently, Lee was trying to impress the gamer.

Gaara had completely forgotten about his game and looked as though he'd be sick. How can someone actually find that game appealing? All it's about is a tin robot running around doing chores for a lazy ass family.

"So I'm sure that if I play it anymore I'll beat..." "Lee." "Yes!" His eyes widened, hopeful that Gaara would confess his non-existent love to him.

"Shut up. Chibi-Robo! is a game created for 5 year olds that are too immature to grasp the concept of highly advanced graphics and twisting plots. It's a game that is meant to poison your mind, causing you to go on an unintentional cleaning frenzy in reality. That innocent child game can only hurt you."

Gaara, pleased with himself, turned back to his own game, but found his lust for 3D blood fulfilled. Instead, he decided to toy with Lee's childish mind a little more. "I have a better idea. Do you want to play a game of mine?"

Lee's eyes lit up and he began to blush, "Of course! What is it? Tetris? Ape Escape? SUPER PEACH PRINCESS!" "NO! What makes you think I'd waste my time with any of those pathetic games? Every one of those are an insult to my highly advanced and aquired skills."

"Oh...Well, what game is it then?" Gaara smirked and dragged his 360 over. He handed Lee a controller and his eyes narrowed dangerously. This is gonna scare the crap outta this sad excuse for a ninja.

"Prey."

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Sasuke woke up to a loud commotion outside of his door. He poked his head out into the hall, almost getting it taken off by a stampede of teenagers. Quickly stepping aside, he stopped Choji.

"Let go Sasuke! It's Saturday!" He struggled to loosen Sasuke's grasp. Ugh. I forgot…. "I'm missing the donuts!" Choji's eyes widened as a few guys headed back to their rooms. Each dorm member held a large plate of breakfast foods.

"Right." Sasuke let go of Choji who bolted to the dining area. It had completely slipped his mind. Every Saturday the guys ordered huge amounts of food so no one would have to cook. (Not like anyone ever does anyway.) Sasuke trudged down the hall to see what was left.

When he got in (after dodging Choji who ran full speed to his room), Sasuke took one look at the unappetizing heap of food. Looking across the table at Gaara who prodded a suspicious piece of meat, Sasuke kept his eyes low.

A sudden cry tore through the winding halls. Sounds like a girl. Hm. Must be Lee. Even more chilling than the scream was Gaara's slight laughter of amusement. I'm not even gonna ask.

"What was that?" A few guys cautiously made their way towards the cry. "Hey it's Lee!" "Hahaha! What's he doing playing this!" Sasuke didn't bother moving, afterall, if Lee saw him he'd probably be stalked for the rest of the day.

"He got what he deserves... Should never have followed me." Sasuke shook his head as Gaara walked past him. He wasn't about to defend Lee.

More commotion from the halls. "Hey Naruto!" "What's he doing back? Couldn't Kiba or Shikamaru return instead?" Sasuke groaned. There's no way he came back so soon. It's only the third day off!

"Hey Sasuke...miss me?"

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