Hiya everyone! This is Kate here, one of the freaks who shares this account. Did you think it was Nicole with a new Twilight fic? Well, you're wrong. Ohhhh. Anyway, this is probably not the best piece of.... work... to introduce myself with, but okay. I wrote it today at lunch and in Bio 19-- the classes that spark genius.

The Burger King Song

I'm the creeper from Burger King.

Stalking customers is my favorite thing.

I hide behind my plastic mask.

Eat my burgers, that's all I ask.

I kill the people who don't like my food,

And molest their children so don't refuse.

Ronald McDonald is my mortal enemy;

I attempted to murder him and then I raped Wendy.

My first commercial was banned from TV;

It was deemed to graphic for kids to see.

ESRB rated all my games "M",

But dropped it to "E" when I threatened them.

Yes, I am the one and only King,

Hear the morbid song I sing.

And should you think I don't exist,

Should you dare to defy me,

It is foolish to resist,

I'll make you regret willing to try me.