Hiya everyone! This is Kate here, one of the freaks who shares this account. Did you think it was Nicole with a new Twilight fic? Well, you're wrong. Ohhhh. Anyway, this is probably not the best piece of.... work... to introduce myself with, but okay. I wrote it today at lunch and in Bio 19-- the classes that spark genius.
The Burger King Song
I'm the creeper from Burger King.
Stalking customers is my favorite thing.
I hide behind my plastic mask.
Eat my burgers, that's all I ask.
I kill the people who don't like my food,
And molest their children so don't refuse.
Ronald McDonald is my mortal enemy;
I attempted to murder him and then I raped Wendy.
My first commercial was banned from TV;
It was deemed to graphic for kids to see.
ESRB rated all my games "M",
But dropped it to "E" when I threatened them.
Yes, I am the one and only King,
Hear the morbid song I sing.
And should you think I don't exist,
Should you dare to defy me,
It is foolish to resist,
I'll make you regret willing to try me.
