"I'm pretty sure this is the worst Valentine's ever, ladies."
"I have to agree with Cam here, Ang. I know it's a silly Hallmark holiday, but seriously...girl movies and pigging out on Ben and Jerry's? Even I feel pathetic."
"It's chick flicks, sweetie. And anyone who could be getting the lovin' of a certain FBI agent and isn't shouldn't be complaining because her best friend offered her something inferior out simple desperation and self-preservation. Oh, to hell with it, give me a kiss..."
"Ang! Get away from me! You're worse than when you were on your sex vacation!"
"Sorry. You're just so beautiful...and special...and you have such gorgeous blue eyes...."
"And someday you'll find someone perfect for you, someone you're meant to spend the rest of your life with...."
"I'm never telling you two anything ever again!"
"I still can't believe Seeley handed you those lines and still hasn't taken his own advice. He didn't used to be a wuss."
"Well, there's a-"
"A line! We know, we know!"
"Wow. Did you two rehearse that?"
"For years now, sweetie. And frankly, I'm sort of resenting you being here, what with the potential for hot sex sitting right outside in my parking lot."
"What?!? Booth is outside?"
"Geez, he really does have it bad."
"I told you, Cam."
"Well, he said he was in love with her, but I never thought-"
"He what?"
"Oops. What is in that drink, Angela? My mouth is working faster than my brain."
"Booth is in love with you, Brennan. Get a clue."
"He told you he loves me, Cam?"
"Well...I, uh..."
"Why would he tell you and not me? I don't understand. Am I some kind of frog?"
"He's scared, Bren. He thinks you don't feel the same way. He thinks he would know if you loved him."
"He told you that?"
"Not me, no. But a friend of both of yours, yes."
"How many of you talk about us like this?"
"Everyone, Dr. Brennan. Even your dad."
"Seriously, Cam? Isn't that a little sad? All of our friends and family playing sick little hands-off cupids on mine and Booth's relationship?"
"Sweetie. We all love both of you. We only want the best for you. We want to see you happy. It all goes so fast, you know."
"Oh God, Hank too?"
"We told you, everyone. No one wants to see your hearts broken."
"Okay. Okay, I'm going out there. We need to talk about this."
"I can't believe she's confronting him now! I love this!"
"Can we see from your window, Angela?"
"Definitely."
