One fine summer day in Rocket Power world, yes, it's always summertime in Rocket Power world, Otto was ranting about his bad report card.
Otto: "Dude, this is so not cool! I got a –100 in everything except P.E!"
[words "BUST" appear on screen]
Reggie: "Oh no, Raymundo is never going to let you play in the roller hockey playoffs!"
Twister: "No, we can't play without you, bro!"
Otto: "Fuck him! I'm just going to lie about it!"
Sam: "I don't think you should lie about it, he has to sign your report card."
Otto: "Whatever Squid! Why do I listen to you?"
Sam: "You don't listen to me!"
[words "WHATEVER" appear on screen]
All: "HAHAHAHA!"
Later at Mad Town
Otto: "Dude! I'm getting such big air!"
Reggie: "You show off way too much!"
Twister: "Yeah Dude! Later!"
Sam: "Yeah, much later!"
At the Shore Shack
Twister: "I mean, Otto shows off too much."
Reggie: "Yeah, but we need him to play in the roller hockey playoffs!"
Sam: "I'm going to go surfing, let's go guys!"
At the beach
Sam: "Yeah! I'm SURFING! I'M SURFING! WOO!"
[Suddenly a giant squid comes up out of the ocean]
Sam: HOLY SHIT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! OH GOD NO! GAHH!!! AHH!!
Twister: "Dude, where's the Squid?"
Otto: "I don't know, and I don't care, girls just wanna have fun!"
Reggie: "Hey guys! Something horrible happened! JUST HORRIBLE!"
Twister: "That's sick! What happened?"
Reggie: "Sam just got eaten alive by a giant squid!"
Otto: "Dude, That's sick! The Squid got eaten by a squid!"
Reggie: "Ha ha ha! That's true!"
At the roller hockey playoffs
Twister: "Dude, pass it here!"
Reggie: "Twist, watch out! The hockey puck is going to hit you in the crotch and kill you!"
Twister: "AHHHHH! The puck went through my crotch and put a hole in me!"
Otto: "It's not my problem!"
Reggie: "Twister, can you last the rest of the game?"
Twister: "Sure, but I think I might die from serious bleeding immediately after the game is over."
Otto: "All right! C'mon bro! Let's play!"
[They lose the game]
Twister: "GAH! I think I'm dy… dy… I think I'm…."
Otto and Reggie: "What? What do you think!?"
Twister: "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M DYING HERE!?"
Otto: "Uh, no, I can't!"
Twister: "Oh, no, I'm, I'm, I'm DEAD! …."
Reggie: "This is all your fault Otto!"
Otto: "No it's not! I never do anything wrong! NEVER!"
Reggie: "Whatever, Rocketboy! I'm going to KILL YOU!"
Otto: "No you won't!"
Later…
[Reggie gets knives from the kitchen and turns the power off]
Otto: "Rocketgirl, is that you?"
Reggie: "Hello, happyboy."
Otto: "No Reggie NO! Don't do it! NOOO!"
Reggie: "This is what you get from killing Twister!"
Otto: "AHHHHHH! GAH! NO! argh….."
Reggie: "Finally! GWAHAHAHA! OTTO IS FINALLY DEAD!"
Raymundo: "I just found Otto's report card! Reggie! Did you know about this!?"
Reggie: "Yes, I did."
Raymundo: "YOU KIDS NEVER TELL ME ANYTHING!"
[Raymundo kills Reggie]
And the whole world rejoiced, the Rocket Power kids obsessed with sports were finally dead!
CELEBRATE, CELEBRATE, C'MON AND CELEBRATE!
THE END!
Moral of the story: Don't lie to your dad and be obsessed with sports and you won't get murdered!
*Didn't you just love it? Ha! Ha! Yes! They're dead!
