10:30pm

Life is vair vair confusing.

I should be fabbity fab fab, I'm finally (after lots of sticky eye work) the Luurve God's one and only but for some reason, I can't get Dave the tart off of my mind.

I mean, he did tell me he loved me...didn't he?

10:42pm

Phoned Jas, unfortunatly my best freind has the attention plan of a pigeon, a pigeon with sticky outty fringe.

"So what's wrong?"

"I've been trying to tell you that Jas."

"Well then go ahead?"

"Well, the thing is I don't really know what's wrong, life should be marvy. I've officially snagged the Luurve god, but I can't stop thinking of Dave."

"Well how do you expect me to help you if you don't even know what's wrong?"

"I don't know know Jas, you could try being comforting for once."

"Alright, Georgia I'm very sorry you're a big tart who can't decide on one boy."

I hung up the phone.

11:00pm

I should be getting ready for bed, I wonder why Masimo hasn't phone, I am after all his official girlfriend. Though I guess I am seeing him tomorrow.

Perhaps everything in my head will be worked out by then. But then again perhaps not.

Oh with all these things going on in my head I shall never get to sleep...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

9:45am

All right today is a new day, and I've decided to put Dave the Tart far out of my head. Anyways I only have two hours to get ready for seeing Masimo.

9:46am

I've got a spot! Right on my chin, I'm sure it wasn't there yesterday. Perhaps all this stress is causing me to break out.

9:52am

After three heavy shades of cake makeup it appears the spot is relatively invisible, I've put on a lip gloss and a few layers of mascara, I've decided the boy entrancers are really more trouble then they are worth.

I'm wearing a short skirt with some really groovy sandals, putting on a warm sweater and I'm just about ready to go.

10:00am

I've realized I'm all ready and I'm not supposed to meet Masimo for another hour.

I wonder what he wanted to talk about to begin with, perhaps he's found out about my brief number 6 with Dave on the camping trip.

Well isn't this fab, I've been given an hour to worry.

10:35am

Ellen phoned.

"Gee?"

"No I'm sorry she's out right now."

"Oh sorry...Well could you tell her I rang?"

"Ellen you spaz it's me what's going on?"

"Well I've just seen Dave and Masimo..."

"Yes Ellen if you'd please continue."

"Well it looked as they were fighting."

"Where were they?"

"They are down by the park, would you like to meet me there?"

"Sure Ellen I'll be there soon."

10:45am

On my way to the park, met up with Ellen and Jools down at the clock tower and now were all walking a bit quickly to see what this tiff all comes down too.

11:00am

We've arrived at the park in time, for Dave the throw Masimo's hand bag to the ground, Oh no Dave's got me referring to it as a hand-bag, it is of course not.

As we walk over they both look our way.

"What's going on?"

I said trying to sound concerned but not implying it was about me, very cool as a cucumber.

"Ciao Caro, it seems this Dave fellow how you says is humping me?"

I couldn't help it I started convulsing with laughter.

Masimo had a very stern and serious look on his face so I quickly stopped laughing.

"Have I said something?"

"It's having a hump, not humping."

Sometimes I worry that Masimo's English skills will get him in trouble.

I looked at Dave, who looked very un-Dave like, his face didn't have a single trace of a smile on it.

He looked at me with a small sort of smile.

"This is the end all Kittykat, it's me or him. I can't be a subject to your cosmic horn anymore."

I sat there stunned, life is tres merde.